Friday, June 3, 2011

LiLo's ankle bracelet goes off

Investigators showed up to Lindsay Lohan's house this week after her electronic ankle monitoring bracelet went off and alerted authorities that she had fucked off somewhere. Turns out though, that ankle bracelet was a DIRTY LIAR.



The L.A. Times reports when they arrived to LiLo's "prison", she was just relaxing, laying out in the sun on her rooftop patio all like, "Oh hey guys! What are you doing here? Hehe..." *stretch* *yawn* *smile*







So once it was determined that thing on her ankle was a piece of shit, officials replaced it the next day with a new one that won't waste their time. However, probation people are allowed to barge into her house anytime they want to make sure she's not breaking any rules --which there aren't too many of in the first place.



While on house arrest for 35 days, Linds is allowed to have as many visitors as she wants. But she could also be subject to random alcohol and drug testing at any time. That's where she will screw this up if she does happen to screw this up. Either that, or she'll leave her house a day early and go, "What? Close enough!"



So far, Lindsay has been spending her days watching movies on her 3D-TV (hard life), reading scripts (movies on paper), and of course, thinking about what she's done... NOT.



I just LOVE how she keeps posing on her lounging chair "reading scripts" as if she has the option to make any movie she wants when she busts out of her house...

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