WONDER WHY...

I guess it's time to take 5 out of my superbusyandamanda life and talk about ice cream sandwiches.














Moving means, it would seem, rolling your red plaid old lady style shopping card that your mom named Malcolm along St. Laurent at 1:38 am with a Mountain Equiptment Co-op duffel bag backpacked on your back, in danger of falling backward because your bag weighs more than you do but it's okay because you happen to be wearing your Mountain Dew EXTREME SPORTS helmet.

It's not like my dad and sister and Russell didn't bust their balls helping out on Saturday but I just have so much shit kicking around that even after they left I still had tons to do and I'm almost done maybe on TUESDAY AFTERNOON and I hope that Ayan isn't fucking with me when she says she's coming to free me of my futon at my old pad later today because if not that would be bad...

Soanyway, moving to me means that when all the honeys on St. Laurent between Prince Arthur and Pine seem to be in 4 inch heels and imitation Herve Leger bandage dresses (by Marciano), I look a lot like I'm in the midst of portage on a camping trip and it's a cool idea to go into 4 Freres and not by a ROCK STAR but settle for 12 ice cream sandwiches and make them my meals for the next two days (with fork and knife and plate, naturally.)


































I tried to blog about a month ago after I got my hair cut but then my internet got all wonky and I was out of commission ever since/on holiday/trying to edit 2 years of my life on Drolet...soanyway, it saved so this is what I wrote a month ago after I got my hair cut!

The font is different. Better or worse, who knows, I apparently have no control over it anyway.

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I got snipped on Sunday.

I was in the middle of saying something when my sister took this picture. Pretty sure it was "Well keep doing what you're doing, you look great." directed at someone who grabbed my left breast with Misfits make-up when he was a high school virgin and I was at uni and it was Halloween and as a teen on vacay and I guess he didn't know that's not how you ask to have your virginity taken...

Anyway, I love my new hair and feel more like a girl rather than less. It's like I grew three extra vaginas and they all smell like pink cupcakes with buttercream frosting. It's like I'm made of fairy dust. My eyes cry buttercream frosting. And it was free and the hairdresser looked like this.
















I paid him my respect with a fortune cookie and I told him to open it but he wouldn't. I could not help then but imagine him being a diva and whacking it across the room in disgust with his forearm, hitting one of the hairwash girls in the eye.

"I SAID NO CARBS!"


All this to be a hair model for an Aveda class on "CREATIVE CUTS".


Wednesday I go back for COLOUR. This is probably the most exciting thing to happen to me all year. Which isn't to say I didn't enjoy season one of Party of 5 last week. The theme song is just so good.





................In relation, last night in the month of JUNE, I dreamt that Matthew Fox worked at Euro-Deli and mowed lawns and also was on television but did the other stuff just for fun. What a down to earth dude....

Stevie Wonder is my saviour, see you later. I don't have time to explain how much he means to me but hopefully I am even more of a changed woman after tonight. Basically, he makes my highs higher and my lows better and everything seem like it might be okay even when it seems like no way that will ever happen. Fortunately, I'm not feeling in the depths of despair lately anyway, but I definitely believe that Talking Book has helped me out of the trenches in the past which isn't to say that what Stevie pulled off as a tween isn't totally completely uplifting no matter what.

Irfan Pathan to marry girlfriend Shivangi Dev

Indian cricket allrounder Irfan Pathan will be marrying his long time girlfriend Shivangi Dev. Shivangi Dev is the daughter of an Indian diplomat who is based in Canberra, Australia. Shivangi is a Chartered Accountant in Australia and also teaches dance to kids there.



Irfan Pathan and Shivangi Dev have known each other for six years since 2003, when they first met. Their parents initially had some reservations about Irfan and Shivangi's relationship, but now both families have agreed to the marriage.



The wedding will be a traditional one and will be held in Vadodara, Irfan's hometown in Gujarat.





Irfan Pathan revealed that it was he who proposed to Shivangi on the phone three years back in 2006. She had agreed to marry him then and accepted his proposal.

Priyanka Nisha Kothari new photoshoot pics

Priyanka Kothari (yes, Nisha Kothari has gone back to her old name) has done a new photoshoot. Here are some of those pics. (Click to enlarge images)



















Priyanka Kothari plays an important role in mentor Ram Gopal Varma's new horror film 'Agyaat'.

Katrina Kaif, Deepika Padukone - Lux Comedy Honors 2009

Katrina Kaif and Deepika Padukone were the star attractions at the Lux Comedy Honors 2009, held by Star Gold. (Click to enlarge images)



































Also seen at the event were Riteish Deshmukh, Minissha Lamba, Kiran Kher and host Sajid Khan.

Saif Ali Khan's son and daughter

Saif Ali Khan's son Ebrahim and daughter Sara were seen with him at the music lauch event of his home production 'Love Aaj Kal' which co-stars Deepika Padukone. (Click to enlarge images)



The film is directed by Imtiaz Ali.



Surprisingly, Saif's girlfriend Kareena Kapoor has not been invited for the event.

Kareena Kapoor Akshay's 10 kisses in Kambakkht Ishq

By now, many know that Akshay Kumar has done a hot kissing scene with Hollywood star Denise Richards in the forthcoming film '. But Akshay Kumar also has done, not one, but 10 kissing scenes with Kareena Kapoor in 'Kambakkht Ishq'. Here's one of those kissing scenes from the movie. (Click to enlarge images)















Kambakkht Ishq releases in movie theatres on July 3.

Deepika Padukone on Vogue July 2009 cover

Deepika Padukone features in Vogue India magazine's July 2009 issue.



Deepika Padukone's new movie 'Love Aaj Kal' with Saif Ali Khan is slated for release. This film is directed by Imtiaz Ali of 'Jab We Met' fame.

Shriya Saran bikini pics in Kareena's Tashan style

Shriya Saran has sported the same bikini style in her latest film, as Kareena Kapoor had done in her movie 'Tashan'. (Click to enlarge HQ images)















The bikini looks exactly of the same design and color as worn by Kareena Kapoor.















Seems as if the film industry fashion designers are short of ideas and creativity!

First Look: Rani Mukherjee as Sardarji in Dil Bole Hadippa

Here is the first look of Rani Mukherjee as a Sardarji in 'Dil Bole Hadippa' which is the next movie from Yashraj Films banner. (Click to enlarge images)







Rani Mukherjee co-stars with Shahid Kapoor in this film. Rani Mukherjee's last few films have done badly at the box office.







So Rani Mukherjee decided to shift back to her old residence in Yari Road in Mumbai, which she considers as lucky for her, since most of her hits were delivered during her stay at her old flat.

Sonal Chauhan real life pics

Sonal Chauhan, who is from UP, India is a fashion model and Bollywood actress. Some real life pics of Sonal Chauhan from an event. (Click to enlarge images)



Sonal Chauhan made her Bollywood debut in the movie 'Jannat' directed by Kunal Deshmukh and is popularly known as the Jannat girl.



Sonal Chauhan was also a participant at Miss India contest. She has won the Miss World Tourism title.



Sonal Chauhan has also acted in Kannada and Telugu films.

King of Pop Michael Jackson is no more

King of Pop Michael Jackson has died on Thursday, 25th June 26, 2009 at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles after suffering with a cardiac arrest. The 50 years old Jackson was pronounced dead soon after he arrived at an LA hospital.

According to reports, Jackson was not breathing when paramedics were called to his Los Angeles home this afternoon, June 25th. Paramedics at the scene performed CPR on the singer, who was then transported to the UCLA Medical Center. Jackson arrived at the hospital in a deep coma; attempts to resuscitate him failed as he was completely unresponsive. He was declared dead at 2:26 p.m.



Michael Jackson had been planning to start a series of comeback concerts in London and had been rehearsing in the Los Angeles area for the past two months. Promoters of the shows said in March that he had passed a lengthy physical examination. Jackson was rushed to the UCLA Medical Centre shortly before 12.30pm local time.

Michael Jackson was the most exciting performer of his generation, known for his feverish, crotch-grabbing dance moves and his high-pitched voice punctuated with squeals and titters. His single sequined glove, tight military-style jacket and aviator sunglasses were trademarks second only to his ever-changing, surgically altered appearance.

Michael Joseph Jackson born on 19th August, 1958 in Gary, Indiana, The seventh child of the Jackson family, he debuted on the professional music scene at the age of 11 as a member of The Jackson 5 and began a solo career in 1971 while still a member of the group. After that he becomes the "King of Pop" in successive years. Some of the world's best-selling solo studio albums are Off the Wall (1979), Thriller (1982), Bad (1987), Dangerous (1991), HIStory (1995). "Beat It", "Billie Jean"

In the early 1980s, he became a dominant figure in popular music and the first African-American entertainer to amass a strong crossover following on MTV. Music videos such as "Beat It", "Billie Jean", ‘Thriller’, ‘Black or White’ and Scream’ made Jackson an enduring staple on MTV in the 1990s.

Michael Joseph Jackson was one of the few artists to have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice. His other achievements include multiple Guinness World Records—including one for "Most Successful Entertainer of All Time"—13 Grammy Awards, 13 number one singles in his solo career—more than any other male artist in the Hot 100 era—and the sales of over 750 million albums worldwide.

Hollywoodyaan expresses deep condolences for entire fan community of Michael Jackson all over the universe.

Land Of The Midnight (Or Black) Sun

One day, not so very long ago,
She invited me to spend Midsummer with her,
across the waters, on top of sunshine mountain.
Amongst the juniper and the toadstools and the green birch.
I looked into flights. I booked the time off work.
I read Tove Jansson and watched Tartovsky’s 'The Sacrifice'.
And then she stopped returning my calls. Even when she was drunk.
And that was the end of that particular chapter.
And so when, in years to come, people ask me
where I was when I heard that The King Of Pop
had died, I’ll be able to tell them only this much;
I was out in my wooden garden, in just my underwear,
drinking a cup of redbush tea in the moonlight,
and thinking about how much closer
to the Arctic circle I should’ve been.
How I should've been counting cat’s hairballs
and collecting rain water in coffee jars.
Watching a country house slowly become a bonfire.
Watching a dry Japanese tree transform into a maypole.
Maybe next year instead? Before I turn 40.
Before the frogs start growing their ears back.

Banned 'Midsummer' Ikea Commercial

Preeti Jhangiani exercising in the gym

Some pictures of the beautiful actress Preeti Jhangiani seen exercising at the gym.







Preeti Jhangiani is married to actor Parveen Dhabas.











Preeti Jhangiani has acted in Bollywood and South movies.

Sania Mirza latest HQ pics from Wimbledon 2009

These are some of Sania Mirza's latest HQ pictures from her tennis matches in Wimbledon 2009.















Sania Mirza is currently engaged to Sohrab Mirza, who is the son of a reputed Hyderabad based businessman.















Sania Mirza is expected to marry Sohrab in a few months while he completes his MBA from UK. In the meanwhile, Sania Mirza will continue to play tennis.