GREASE IS NOT THE WORD.

I WROTE THIS LAST THURSDAY. BEFORE MY HALF-ASSED DAIRY QUEEN BLOG. JUST SAYING.

AND BY THE WAY, DAIRY QUEEN WAS AWESOME.

Sometimes your steady leaves Girl You Know It's True on your voicemail and you feel like you're twelve and someone FINALLY asked you to dance...















Other times you drink a bit much with your ex-roommate Caroliner and sensual make-up dance session follows and then you wake up going pee except you're not in the bathroom, you're still in bed.

But it started out so sassy!
















There are even times when you finish exammers and are stoked on life and learning and take out books like you're 5 and just got your first library card.





















You're all "Sup guys, heard the rumours? I've gone feminist! I should probably read more for fun now that school is over!" and your girl Margaret Cho be like "Girl, you know it's true..."












































You read cho book in a day and half and feel empowered and what a day and a half it was in terms of FLY HONEYS ALL UP IN IT.
















Aforementioned Caroliner love session. Korova to Blizzarts to employees get major discounts, and then she woke up mid-pee in bed! Truly bizarre, as I only peed the bed ONCE when I was wee, and THAT was a conscious decision; I did it for attention.
















My brother peed the bed and those big guys were being good parents changing his sheets and telling him it was okay and obviously I was so jealous that I peed on purpose because I felt NEGLECTED.
















Anyway...I had 3 fly honey coffee dates in one day and I went to the movies too, also with fly honeys!












































We talked about life, love, dinner party plans, and why we enjoy being girls.


















Ayan let me have the weird guava candy in her fridge that just sits there unless I eat it and then we strolled and she shared her cheesy garlicbreath-inducing Euro-Deli delight and then I gave Julia her bike lock and she got me some fancy coffee at Starbucks and we resisted the cookie because we're cool like that.













THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT BEING A GIRL IS ALL ABOUT, RIGHT??



















Later Danielle let me eat her cookie that she dropped on the floor at Café Depot because I thought it looked good still eventhough it broke into 6 pieces and St Laurent is under construction again so there was probably lots of scary dust all over it but I was really hungry so whatever.






















I payed my own way to the movies with Hillary and Jenna and I guess that makes sense because I was more third wheel at that point in terms of romance.

















We saw Zabriskie Point.






















Matthew Hays from the Mirror introduced it AT LENGTH and I got worried because I realized I was so tired from 4 hours of sleep and he was praising it for like 10 minutes before it started and when I realized that I might not otherwise see it for quite some time (because everyone threw out their VCR except Caroliner and it's only available on DVD) I was sure I would fall asleep by accident and be really mad about it later.

Hays told us that the male lead, Rod Taylor, went to jail for robbing a bank and then died in jail while bench pressing. I doubt he made it up but imdb would have you believe Taylor is still alive...

So I told Jenna to check me and pinch me all the time but she didn't need to because it was engaging enough to keep me up.

The opening credits were dreamy and the ending was something else entirely.



Sitting on a bench around midnight on a Tuesday that was warm in temperature/friendship with two gals I adore, feeling dreamy, loving life...

In other news, it's been just over a week since I felt like a grown-up for the first time.

Seriously. And sitting on that bench we were all grown-ups and it felt crazy...