Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Dr. Drew is sowwy if he upset Brangelina

Dr. Drew recently predicted that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were headed toward a messy breakup because obviously he's part shrink/part psychic.  But now he's all, "Nooo, I didn't mean it like THAT." a.k.a, "Shit! I don't want my doctor ass getting sued!"  I'm sure they don't even give a shit what he thinks anyway...





The Huffington Post reports he originally said:





"Just add up a couple things. There's no such thing as 'I was a heroin addict.' That doesn't exist in nature. Something is going on with [her] addiction. Or she's in recovery. And I don't see any evidence that's the case. So we've got one person who's a heroin addict. Which is a chronic lifelong condition, period.
"We have another person who has said things like, 'Well, Jennifer [Aniston] was into long-term relationships, that's just her way of looking at things.' I mean, that demeaning attitude towards other people's emotions. Now put those two people together and you have got a really volatile situation. And they're constantly creating things to weld themselves together. Which is only going to serve to make a more nuclear eruption. There will be some sort of meltdown that will be phenomenal when it does happen."


Good luck ever getting Angelina to star on Celebrity Rehab...



But according to a video Dr. Drew just starred in on RadarOnline, all his comments were "taken completely out of context".  He admits he doesn't even know the couple and he "DEEPLY" apologizes that his opinion even made the light of day.  Then he says big words like "categorically", something about an "exercise of speculation", a "hypothetical exercise" and "public discourse".  Fancy words to make him seem smart and innocent.





Whatever, you know if Brangelina actually DID break up he'd be all, "Ohhh snap! Didn't I say this would happen? HMM!?"

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