Is It So Wrong Of Me To Want To Grab These People By The Throat And Shake Them 'Till They See Sense???

You can't move for sheep along the South Bank.
Just because you're a tourist,
it doesn't mean you have to be easily impressed
by people who paint themselves a metallic colour
and then stand still
on a box
for a prolonged amount of time.
They're not indigenous.
I've been to Spain and Italy and The Czech Rebublic,
so I know you have them there too.
Please don't encourage them.