Friday, September 4, 2009

Tortila Chip Risk Assessment

Actor (late 30s) is advised to warm-up prior to action.
The stunt co-ordinator will assess the actor
and only allow him to work within his ability.
The shelving unit might need to be dressed with a soft facing.
The cardboard display case might require some light scoring.
As for the stepladder, that may need to be wedged to prevent kickback.
If several takes are required, the co-ordinator
will monitor the actor’s condition throughout
and advise accordingly. The nearest hospital
is Barking General on Upney Lane.

"Start Rocking With Doritos"

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