Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are the latest to announce their divorce. These two have had issues for a while... But again, it's only been 2 years! TRY HARDER.
In a joint statement to Us Weekly they say, "After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we've decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it's with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn't expected, it's certainly appreciated."
Well that's certainly mature of them... this seems strange? Right! --It was Ryan's EX Alanis who has difficulty with breakups...
The magazine also reports Ryan and Scarlett have been separated for about 2 weeks (while People claims 6 months) and that it was SHE who initiated the split. From the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! What the fuck is wrong with her?! Well, apparently it was distance that drove them apart.
Distance shmistance... do the Brangelina thing! You have the money for it and the luxury of taking time off. Drag yourself to wherever Ryan is working then force him to drag his sweet ass to wherever you are working. And you two don't even have to lug a kid around, let alone 6 kids! Lazy!
Anyway, now that Ryan Reynolds is single, women around the world can now fantasize about themselves having a chance with him. I'm not gonna be a dream crusher and tell you that you don't... Instead I say put him on your celebrity freebie list and LAMINATE that shit! Go, go, go!
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