Break up Shmake up

Rumor had it that Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez broke up over the weekend but People has proof they're still together because the two were photographed house shopping. ROOMMATES!

Ugh, so I learned of their supposed split from a broadcaster doing sports highlights and yeah let's just say sports guys should not be talking celebrity couples-- I don't care if one is an athlete. You know it pains them anyway so just don't go there. Leave it to Mario Lopez.



Also, supposedly another dunzo couple Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were posing for pictures at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards this weekend, via TMZ, and they don't look like they hate each other either!

So you're saying I SHOULDN'T believe everything I read online??

And that's over...

No longer will you get the creeps thinking about Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn hooking up, because they're over now.

People reports the 26 and 50-year-old have stopped dating and were last seen together in April.



The reason for the breakup is unknown but I'm just going to take a wild guess here and assume old man smoker sex got stale...

ScarJo and Penn move in together

Scarlett Johansson, 26, and her 50-year-old boyfriend Sean Penn are not having babies, but they're now living together.

US Weekly reports three months after hooking up, ScarJo has moved in with her man.  Well more like, she brings more and more stuff each time she comes over, and now she never leaves.



According to the mag, the actress has "essentially moved in over the last few weeks," and they just stay home as much as they can.  Their favorite thing to do, apparently, is hang with Sean's kids who are closer in age to Scarlett than he is... daughter Dylan, 20, and son Hopper, 17.



Oh I'm sure the girl LOVES the situation.  And how is a teenage boy supposed to handle probably the girl of his dreams hooking up with his dad?  So depressing.

Sean Penn trying to keep up with Scarlett Johansson

Either Scarlett Johansson is dating Sean Penn, or she's his new trainer.  It's OBVIOUS they're dating but they still won't confirm it.  If I were Scar-Jo, I wouldn't be jumping to admit I went from Ryan Reynolds to twice my age, 50-year-old Sean Penn either...



That means, every little thing they do together ends up becoming news.  Entertainment Tonight posted this picture of the two of them going for a yog (the j is silent) today.

Fascinating I know.  He's like, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"



The dumbest part is that Scarlett actually had to deny to US Weekly that she's pregnant based on this photo.  Are you kidding me?  Didn't we JUST go over this?  You can't just search desperately for a millimetre of protrusion on someone's stomach while they inhale for .2 seconds and then cry, "BABY INSIDE!!"

ScarJo denies rebounding with Jason Sudeikis

Now that they're both single, Scarlett Johansson and Jason Sudeikis should have known better than to go out to dinner together and not have everyone believe they're doing it.

But People reports Jason's Saturday Night Live castmate Will Forte was also there and her rep says, "Scarlett is not dating Jason nor is she dating anyone for that matter. It was just a friendly outing amongst friends."  So no threesome then.



Seriously though, it's going to be hard for this girl to upgrade from Ryan Reynolds.

Ryan and Scarjo split!

Is it break up season or something?  Do these celeb couples just wanna get out of buying their significant others Christmas presents??  Cuz uhhh... that's what it looks like here.



Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are the latest to announce their divorce.  These two have had issues for a while... But again, it's only been 2 years!  TRY HARDER.

In a joint statement to Us Weekly they say, "After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we've decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it's with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn't expected, it's certainly appreciated."



Well that's certainly mature of them... this seems strange?  Right! --It was Ryan's EX Alanis who has difficulty with breakups...



The magazine also reports Ryan and Scarlett have been separated for about 2 weeks (while People claims 6 months) and that it was SHE who initiated the split.  From the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!  What the fuck is wrong with her?!  Well, apparently it was distance that drove them apart.



Distance shmistance... do the Brangelina thing!  You have the money for it and the luxury of taking time off.  Drag yourself to wherever Ryan is working then force him to drag his sweet ass to wherever you are working.  And you two don't even have to lug a kid around, let alone 6 kids!  Lazy!



Anyway, now that Ryan Reynolds is single, women around the world can now fantasize about themselves having a chance with him.  I'm not gonna be a dream crusher and tell you that you don't... Instead I say put him on your celebrity freebie list and LAMINATE that shit!  Go, go, go!

Ryan Reynolds is People's 'Sexiest Man Alive'

People magazine FINALLY got it right!



Ryan Reynolds has been named the 'Sexiest Man Alive' for 2010.  I fully agree.  He was also just as sexy in 2009, 2008, but whatever!  I'll let it go...

The Canadian actor, who is equally as hilarious as he is hot, expects his new title to change life at home with wifey Scarlett Johansson.  He says, "Now it's going to be, 'Sexiest man, take out the garbage.' That does sound better."



Well, Scarlett also has the 'Babe Of The Year' honor from GQ to use in her advantage as well.

God they are a ridiculously hot couple.