Jen & Brad might be back together (Cooper that is)

For a hot second in 2009, Bradley Cooper was said to be sexing up Jennifer Aniston right before dropping her for Renée Zellwegger.  I know, nobody gets that.

But now that Renée and Brad have broken up, he's gone straight back to Jen... if you believe People.



The magazine reports they've been staying in contact lately, a.k.a. exchanging dirty texts.  I guess she likes him because he's "low-key, loves dogs, and is focused on his career."  Did we get that straight from the 'looking for' section on her eHarmony profile?



Sadly though, this makes J-An look like she was waiting around for Coops the whole time.  She hasn't dated anyone since their two minute fling almost two-years-ago.  Whatever, I bet she doesn't even like him anymore, she's probably just sticking it to Bridget Jones for stealin' her man.

Bradley Cooper and Renee Z split

US Weekly is reporting that Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have broken up.  I still can't believe they ever dated...

Rumor had it they were going to get engaged, but they barely ever admitted they were even a couple??  Both The Hangover star, 36, and uhh... (what the hell has she been in lately?), 41, have some of the shortest Hollywood marriages ever... Renee to Kenny Chesney for 4 months in 2005 and Bradley to Jennifer Esposito for 4 months in 2006.  I feel like that's all they ever had in common...



Look, I don't really give a shit who Bradley Cooper is or is not dating, just bring on The Hangover 2!