Hollywood hookup rumors

So Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively have been hanging out for a while now and we all know it's not because Leo is considering a guest role on Gossip Girl anytime soon...

They were first spotted "taking a stroll" together in Cannes (after-sex walk), followed by a day on the yacht in the French Riviera (boat sex!), and most recently, spotted doing the same walk of shame (following a sex marathon) leaving the same hotel just minutes apart, still in France (via DListed).

Blake is beautiful, but Leo knows she's not a model right? Dating a simple actress has got to be a first for him... Maybe they're not even dating. Maybe they're just boning. And what happens when they come back to the boring United States of America??

Meanwhile, US Weekly reports Justin Timberlake is hooking up with an Olsen twin. Since his split from Jessica Biel, he's been rumored to be humping on Mila Kunis and Olivia Wilde too... but now he's on to Ashley Olsen, who recently broke up with Hangover star Justin Bartha. Apparently Ashley and JT are bonding over how great of fashion designers they both are...

You know he's just holding out for a Michelle threesome.

And finally, now that Hayden Panettiere is done with that giant boxer dude Wladimir Klitschko, she's moving on with giant football dude Mark Sanchez, according to TMZ.

Seriously. Tall girls must hate her guts!

Vanessa Hudgens is addicted to white chocolate

I guess I know nothing about drugs because some rumors were flying around online this weekend about Vanessa Hudgens doing a hit after pictures of her having a snack at Coachella popped up.



The first thought in my mind was, "LUCKY!! She's got Fun Dip!!"

And then everyone as like, "Pffft, she's such a druggie and she's proud of it." I didn't even know people licked drugs off their fingers??

But it turns out I WAS RIGHT. Sort of. E! News reports V wasn't doing drugs OR Fun Dip, but she was doing white chocolate. That's so sad, eating melted treats off your fingers from a plastic bag...



Don't ever pack chocolate when you're out in the sun silly.

Charlie's ex rumored to be cracked out

I guess RadarOnline gets their sources from crack dealers now.  Some treat named T-Mac told the gossip website that Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Brooke Mueller bought crack cocaine off him yesterday.  This supposedly went down after TMZ caught her on camera trying to sell off some expensive stuff at a pawn shop for cash.

This drug pusher says, "Man, I ain't never seen some shit like that, a cute ass white bitch looking for some candy on these streets."

Me neither man.

"I was posted up across the street from the pawn shop and, when she got into her Benz, she asked me if I knew where she could get a bump."

That sounds pretty bumpin'.

"At first, I thought she was po-po, you feel me?"

I feel ya.

"But she told me she just wanted to get high. So I went for it."

Living dangerously I see.

"We got in her ride, bent a corner, and I hooked her ass up with 8-ball for a buck fifty and told her if she liked it, to come see me again."

That was super friendly of you.



So if you're ever looking for a stash, make sure you drive past every gang-infested street corner in shady areas of Inglewood, California and shout out "T-Mac! T-MAC!"  Thanks Radar.



TMZ reports that Brooke hasn't been seen since yesterday and had a mandatory drug test scheduled for tonight which she refused.  Since Charlie is on tour, Brooke's mom has been taking care of their twin boys since her daughter allegedly went hunting for drugs.  If either of them fail or miss a drug test, they could lose custody of their sons.



I sincerely hope there's an explanation for everything.  Like this T-Mac is a DRUG dealer so his word can't be trusted... uhhh Brooke was pawning off gifts Charlie gave her because it's time to move on?  Anddd she can't be reached because she's at a yoga retreat with her cell phone off.



Or she's holed up smoking crack...

Jen & Brad might be back together (Cooper that is)

For a hot second in 2009, Bradley Cooper was said to be sexing up Jennifer Aniston right before dropping her for Renée Zellwegger.  I know, nobody gets that.

But now that Renée and Brad have broken up, he's gone straight back to Jen... if you believe People.



The magazine reports they've been staying in contact lately, a.k.a. exchanging dirty texts.  I guess she likes him because he's "low-key, loves dogs, and is focused on his career."  Did we get that straight from the 'looking for' section on her eHarmony profile?



Sadly though, this makes J-An look like she was waiting around for Coops the whole time.  She hasn't dated anyone since their two minute fling almost two-years-ago.  Whatever, I bet she doesn't even like him anymore, she's probably just sticking it to Bridget Jones for stealin' her man.

2 preggos out of 3

Tina Fey announced recently that she is pregnant at an Oprah show taping to air soon which then it will come off as old news.  The 40-year-old 30 Rock star debuted her baby bump in NYC last night (via US Weekly).  Cuuuute.

Tina says she let her husb Jeff Richmond knock her up again so that their 5-year-old daughter wouldn't be siblingless.  That's nice of them.



Tori Spelling has also revealed she's preggo with her and Dean Mcdermott's third bay bay.  She tweeted, "I know there's been a lot of speculation, so I wanted everyone to hear from me... Its official...Dean & I are PREGNANT!!!!"  Whoa, he's pregnant too? Crazy!

Finally, don't go calling Nicole Richie pregnant because she is pissed that anyone would think so.  A few pictures have popped up online lately of her supposed "baby bump" and that's not cool when you don't actually have a baby in there...

According to People, Nicole denies baby #3 is on the way in a statement, "Contrary to recent speculation, I am not pregnant. This irresponsible reporting continues to feed an atmosphere of self-doubt and insecurity. To publicly point out a change in anyone's body is mean-spirited and cruel. People's bodies change and change again. This is not newsworthy and is a waste of valuable media space that should be used for more important issues."



I love how she always tells the blogs and tabloids off.  I really do wish people would shut-up about other people's weight.  And that goes for "you're too skinny!" too.  RUDE.

Angelina Jolie adopted Brad Pitt

A new tattoo of Angelina Jolie's had everyone believing she went and secretly adopted a new human being, but In Touch Weekly says, "Um nope."

The actress has the latitude and longitude of each of her six children's birthplaces inked on her arm, and now that there's a seventh people were all, "WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE NEW KID?!"



But the magazine reports it's actually Brad Pitt's birthplace to signify her commitment to him because, get this, "In other words, Brad is part of Angelina’s family now — tied to her forever."



Just NOW he's part of her family and tied to her forever?  Uhh... what was he before?

Jackie Chan is alive!

#RIPJackieChan became a trending topic on Twitter today which got the online world buzzing that he had died but in fact, he was just the latest victim of many celebrity death hoaxes.  Anyone who believes something they see on Twitter without any credible news report backing it up first is just naive.  What are you, new??



Even so, the actor still felt like he had to defend his aliveness by updating his Facebook status, "Uh hi. I'm alive creepers." --Actually a statement was obviously posted by his people that read, "Jackie is alive and well. He did not suffer a heart attack and die, as was reported on many social networking sites and in online news reports. Jackie is fine and is busy preparing for the filming of his next movie."



WAIT.  If he didn't write that on his own wall, how do we know he's really not dead?!-- Is what some people were saying.  Because he's Jackie Fucking Chan, okay?  You think he'd die of a heart attack?  No.  He'd drop kick a heart attack in the FACE.



Proof:

JT and Biel are over

After more than 4 years of dating, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have broken up.  No, for real this time.  Seriously, there have been so many rumors of these two splitting up and JT's cheating ass for years... but they're confirming to the media that they're definitely over now.

[Their last public appearance as a couple, February 27 at an Oscars after-party. His eyes say it all... "When can I stop pretending?"]

Despite allegations of Justin hooking up with his Friends With Benefits co-star Mila Kunis, a rep for the former couple has stated (via People), “They mutually have decided to part ways. The two remain friends and continue to hold the highest level of love and respect for each other.”



Plus a source says they just both decided it was time to move on... As if... No drama?  Whatever.

And according to People, Mila is denying getting her freak on with JT saying they're just friends --NO benefits.  That's too bad because they'd be a hot couple.  And for her, it's definitely an upgrade from this kid:

Nooo, not Hov and B!

I refuse to believe this...



Rumors of Jay-Z and Beyonce splitting up have been circulating the internet since early this week…

According to NecoleBitchie.com, it all started when Jay-Z appeared on the red carpet of the Roc Nation pre-Grammys lunch without B on Sunday. Beyonce then arrived at the Grammys that night as pal Gwyneth Paltrow's date and didn’t sit with her man during the show. They were however, photographed leaving an afterparty together…



The next day, Beyonce spent her Valentine’s Day with her sister Solange Knowles and former Destiny’s Child members Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams.

The reason for the alleged split or “trial separation” as they’re calling it… is kids. Apparently Jay wants them and B does not, at least not right now. Also, the couple has bought a house in L.A. which is said to be the rapper’s bachelor pad at the moment. :-(



The two have been together since 2002 and got married in 2008.  Please tell me this breakup isn’t true “Bonnie & Clyde”…

ScarJo denies rebounding with Jason Sudeikis

Now that they're both single, Scarlett Johansson and Jason Sudeikis should have known better than to go out to dinner together and not have everyone believe they're doing it.

But People reports Jason's Saturday Night Live castmate Will Forte was also there and her rep says, "Scarlett is not dating Jason nor is she dating anyone for that matter. It was just a friendly outing amongst friends."  So no threesome then.



Seriously though, it's going to be hard for this girl to upgrade from Ryan Reynolds.

Hilary Duff is reportedly preggo

Hilary Duff is seven weeks knocked up with her first baby.  Maybe.

Star magazine reports the actress and her husb, hockey player Mike Comrie, weren't TRYING to conceive but were all like, "ohhh if it happens, it happens!"  Well apparently it's happened!



Awee Lizzie McGuire is all grown up...

Britney Spears "leak" is a demo and not her voice

You have to wait until Tuesday to hear the actual version of Britney Spears' new song "Hold It Against Me" because the leaked version is so not the real thing.

First of all, it's not even Britney's voice.  And the popstar explains it a tweet that it was an early demo of the track but adds, "If u think that's good, wait til you hear the real one Tuesday."  OW OW!!

Love it.  I don't even care if it was all a publicity stunt.

Sandra & Ryan rumors

The tabloids are at war over opposing views whether Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds are hooking up or not.



US Weekly and OK! magazine are both claiming The Proposal co-stars have moved on from their 2010 divorces with each other.  But People magazine says that shit is ludicrous!  It all started when the 46-year-old actress and 34-year-old actor spent New Year's Eve together and that got everybody speculating on what went down...



According to OK! (who has dedicated their cover to this story):

The scene was Sandra’s Austin, Texas, restaurant, Bess Bistro, where after a night of dancing, The Proposal co-stars shared a midnight kiss, a champagne toast and left the restaurant together at 2 a.m., according to witnesses.

US Weekly co-signs this as they report (again, this is their cover story):

"They were very playful," the onlooker says of Bullock, 46, and Reynolds, 34, who were "smiling the whole time and occasionally touching...What a hot -- and quick -- rebound for both of them!"

But People shits all over their reports writing:

Any notion of a romance between Reynolds and Bullock "is ridiculous," says a source close to Reynolds. "They have been friends for 10 years and they celebrated New Year's with others. That's it. They really are just friends."

I think everyone so badly wants this to be true because how freakin' adorable were they in that movie, right?  Plus Sandra and Ryan are denying this alleged hookup themselves... but I'm sure they don't mind the part where their exes have to see them together on the covers of magazines!

Implants in & out

LeAnn Rimes totally got a boob job recently according to US Weekly with side-by-side photos of her before-and-afters.  I don't really give a shit about that, but the way she got it done is the creepy part...

The magazine claims the newly-engaged former A-cup singer used the same surgeon as her husband-to-be's ex-wife Brandi Glanville aaand even got the same size as her!  You know, that woman LeAnn STOLE him from?  She copied her breast implants.  Yeah, that's weird as hell.  And I'm positive Eddie Cibrian made her insecure enough do it.  Dick.



Here's a TIP.  When your boyfriend brings up his ex-wife's rack, that's when you say, "You're a fucking asshole," instead of, "I'll change my body for you too!!"  Stupid, stupid girl.



In other boobie news, Victoria Beckham actually got RID of her implants and is going for the more natural look these days...  Say whaaa?

Vogue UK reports and I quote:

"No French manicures," writes Lisa Armstrong. "No torpedo bazookas, either. 'Gone,' she announces."

Is she depressed or something?  Or is Posh actually going to stop trying so damn hard for once?  She looks good though!  (Minus the ugly Sears catalog sweater...)

Lindsay Lohan in talks to do DWTS

This story is coming from RadarOnline so it COULD be total bullshit.  But they are reporting Lindsay Lohan and Dancing With The Stars producers are discussing the possibility of her doing the show...

Of course, nothing will be confirmed until next year when next season's cast is announced, and I'd be shocked if she is even ready for such a commitment.  But if LiLo DOES do it, please tell me she'll be dancing to "Confessions Of A Broken Heart (Daughter To Father)".







DWTS would sooo be up for that cheese.

Star claims Britney Spears abuse

Star magazine is taking bullshit to a whole new level as they are claiming Britney Spears is being abused by her boyfriend Jason Trawick.



They supposedly got the information from Brit's 2004 Las Vegas husband of less than 3 days.  Oh yes, he's not hungry for attention AT ALL...

So apparently the pop star told the non-Seinfeld version of Jason Alexander that "her life had turned into a nightmare."  He claims Britney accused Trawick of hitting her "so hard it gave her a black eye," AND that she had been pregnant with his child earlier this year.  RadarOnline even claims to have the audio of Britney "confiding" in J.A., but I've heard it sounds fake as fuuhh.

So if Jason Alexander genuinely believes Britney is getting beat, why would he out her abusive relationship in Star magazine??  Wouldn't that result in her getting beat WORSE?  But he says he's telling her story because he's "really concerned" and feels she's "telling me these secrets as a way of getting out of this."



Yeah okay.  More like he's using his former wife and famous friend for a quick buck and another 55 hours of fame...

JT may or may not have cheated

Two different magazines are reporting two different stories this week about the status of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's relationship... Ugh.  How many times have we heard these two are on the rocks??

First, US Weekly reports JT cheated on his gf of almost four years with this TV chick Olivia Munn.  Apparently, it happened toward the end of September and he was 3,000 miles away from Jessica at the time.  According to US, the singer/actor lied saying things were over between him and his woman just so he could get in Olivia's pants.  And I guess they met at a MYSPACE convention... Uhhh, so he's not only cheating on Biel, he's cheating on Facebook too??



However, People, the more reputable magazine, is reporting, "There is no truth to the reports. Olivia Munn is not that type of girl."  And that JT and Jessica are "doing fine."

Pfft... this Munn woMUNN totally made this shit up to get her name in the press.

Mariah pregnancy rumors

Mariah Carey pregnancy rumors are just as common as Beyonce pregnancy rumors… but HollyBaby.com is actually going as far as to report details.

The website has published that the singer is four months along and expecting a baby boy with her husband Nick Cannon.  The reason she has yet to announce it yet, apparently, is because she’s 40-years-old and superstitious.



However, the announcement will supposedly come soon when Mariah starts promoting her new Christmas album “Merry Christmas II You” (New Mariah Christmas music WHAAAAT?!), to be released November 2nd.  She’s scheduled to appear on Oprah and The View soon.



Another interesting part of the story, is that MC reportedly took fertility drugs to get pregnant which an ‘insider’ says, “were the reason for her weight gain earlier this year.”



If it’s true, then their son will be their first born.  He’s due in March.  If he exists.

Swiftenhaal

This is a strange pairing, but I kinda like it.  (Not these two girls together, keep reading...)

So Taylor Swift showed up backstage at Saturday Night Live over the weekend to support the night's host/her friend Emma Stone.  And Lainey Gossip reports the 20-year-old country star brought along a date... Jake Gyllenhaal.



I mean, they're both adults so who really cares but she just seems sooo young!  With Jake's history in Hollywood, I always think he's older than he is.  But in reality, he's only 29.  Plus he's got that baby face.  And I could totally see him having the personality and maturity level of a teenager.

Jake and Taylor are said to only be in the early stages of dating.  You know where you can't stop thinking about the person and you're always flirting, blushing, smiling, giggling, and dry humping...



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John Mayer may be hittin' Kim Kardashian

Ew.  Kim Kardashian, you can do so much better.

Rumor has it, via Page Six, that John Mayer and the E! reality star are seeing each other.  Apparently they went out on a group date to see if they would hit it off, but what-- they were too scared to be alone with each other?  Aren't these two in their 30's??



Here's why I'm not 100% convinced this is true:

1. John is white.


2. John is not an athlete.


3. John is not even ripped like an athlete... Exhibit A.

Yeah, they were probably just hanging out as friends... but THAT wouldn't be a story now would it??