Bristol Palin makes final three on DWTS

Somebody is voting for Bristol Palin on Dancing With The Stars... so much so that the "teen activist" has made it into the final fucking three!  She only has to knock off Dirty Dancing actress Jennifer Grey and Disney star Kyle Massey in order to win next week.  Yes, R&B singer Brandy was unfairly given the boot last night.

If this upsets the hell out of you, you're not alone...



A 66-year-old man in Wisconsin was so enraged watching B-Palin dance on Monday's performance show that he shot his fucking television set!  Okay Elvis...

According to the Smoking Gun, Steven Cowan's wife called police Monday evening reporting that her husband had pulled out and fired a shotgun at the TV and was threatening to kill himself too.  You're gonna KILL yourself over Dancing With The Damn Stars??  He was said to be uttering words like, "Fucking politics!"  HAHA, not a Sarah Palin fan either then, are we?



It took 15-hour standoff with the cops before the hardcore DWTS viewer surrendered and his ass has been sitting in jail since 11am Tuesday.  Mr. Cowan obviously doesn't have access to a TV in there since that shit clearly sets him off... so he has NO IDEA Bristol Palin made it to the final three!



Ahhh!  He can never know!  Can you imagine what he will do if he finds out??  And what if she WINS?!  Omg, I can't even go there...