Thursday, December 30, 2010

Joe Francis and wife split after 7-week marriage

Marriage Gone Baaad.



Joe Francis and his wife Christina McLarty are going their separate ways after only 7-weeks of marriage.  HAHAHA I'm sorry but... that was a shit effort!





According to US Weekly, the two had been living apart since saying "I do" in early November.  Apparently things changed completely and their relationship became "painful" or something.  Did she not know he was the founder of Girls Gone Wild??



The best part of this report is Joe Francis's statement on the end of his marriage... he says:



"After careful and thoughtful consideration on both our parts, Christina and I have mutually decided to end our relationship. We entered into our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness that we leave it. We wish each other the best for the future."


Uhhh is that NOT the exact statement from Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson when they split?  Pretty much... Sooo, if Joe's copy and paste skills are as good as his bedroom skills, I don't know what the hell went wrong here?

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