According to US Weekly, Natalie Portman and some Benjamin Millepied dude (gross buggy last name --sorry) are not only engaged but expecting too! Deal with it! The actress met the choreographer on the set of her new thriller Black Swan where she plays a ballerina. It's hard to NOT want to bone a straight guy who can dance, so you can't fault her for that...
On to the next one...
The couple who left their spouses for each other are now planning to become each other's one and only... for at least the near-future. KIDDING, I'm sure there will be no more affairs with these two or else there would be a well-known saying, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have confirmed to People after rumors of their getting engaged in the past, this time they are for real. They should probably just elope, because I can't think of a wedding with more uncomfortable wedding toasts... and that includes arranged marriages.
Finally... the creepiest of all...
84-year-old Hugh Hefner has announced on Twitter that he and 24-year-old playmate Crystal Harris are planning to wed. GROSS. I'm KIND of surprised that it will be the third marriage for the Playboy geezer, but not really, when you think of all the girlfriends he has had... Including Holly Madison who stayed with the dude for way too long and begged to marry his wrinkly ass for years. Girl must be pissssed now! It's obvious this Anna Nicole Smith wanna-be is marrying him for one thing (*HINT* NOT LOVE)... but I sincerely hope Hef lives another 20 years --just to force her to put in her time.
Aaaand how many of these couples will actually make it to the altar? Courthouse? Playboy mansion?
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