TMZ reports the 45-year-old mess is choosing to do in-home rehab "for privacy concerns". He's worried if he checks into an actual facility, people will sell his ass out to the media. Well dude, you're already all over TMZ just deal with it. What you do in the "privacy" of your own home still manages to end up online. Even your CO-STARS check TMZ before leaving the house to know if they're going to work that day or not. Sad, but true.
If Charlie was serious about getting clean, he would have himself treated in a professional setting where he has a MUCH better chance at recovery. He'd attend meetings. He'd do group therapy. And if someone in that group blabs about his progress with being sober, WHO CARES, it can't be worse about the shit that we know he's done while fucked up...
But apparently CBS, Warner Bros. and Charlie have together found an addiction specialist who they believe can help the Two and a Half Men star. OH what a surprise, these enablers let him decide! So is this "specialist" living there and keeping a 24-hour eye on him then? And by addiction specialist do you mean drug dealer? Porn star?
TMZ (at this point they should start calling themselves CSZ) also reports Charlie's show will be on hiatus for up to 8 episodes since the plan is to do "rehab" at home for the next 3 months straight. That's not called rehab that's called 'calling in sick'.
