Ellen & Portia have a stalker

Ugh, who could do this to Ellen?  The talk-show host and her wife Portia DeGeneres had to deal with a psycho outside of their home not once but twice in one night last week.

According RadarOnline, some random named Karen Grace Sjoden was hiding under cushions on the deck outside of their kitchen early in the morning.  Yeah, that's not scary at all... Security was called and she was asked to leave around 3AM, but returned around 5AM.  Stalkerrr.



Sjoden (is that a silent 'j'?) was charged with misdemeanor trespassing was arraigned in Beverly Hills court this afternoon.  Of course the broad pled not guilty but had something special to say... "This is a set up."  HAHA.  She said she was doing a private investigating job.  Bitch, you can't just hide on other people's patios in the middle of the night like a creep and attempt to pass it off as legit work.  What are you investigating anyway?  Sleep patterns of celebrities??



And perhaps if Karen G wouldn't have gotten caught at Ellen and Portia's, she would have fluffed the pillows on other celebs porches too... she was found with a list several other Hollywood stars names and addresses.  Plus she had a rambling letter on her all about Hillary Clinton.  Yep, nutjob.

Karen G Sjoden's bail was set at $200,000 today and was ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from the DeGeneres...es.  She should just stay 100 yards away from people in general...