Angelina Jolie adopted Brad Pitt

A new tattoo of Angelina Jolie's had everyone believing she went and secretly adopted a new human being, but In Touch Weekly says, "Um nope."

The actress has the latitude and longitude of each of her six children's birthplaces inked on her arm, and now that there's a seventh people were all, "WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE NEW KID?!"



But the magazine reports it's actually Brad Pitt's birthplace to signify her commitment to him because, get this, "In other words, Brad is part of Angelina’s family now — tied to her forever."



Just NOW he's part of her family and tied to her forever?  Uhh... what was he before?

Angelina Jolie: New United Nations Mission?

A solo Angelina Jolie is escorted through security as she catches a departing flight out of LAX airport in Los Angeles Sunday afternoon (April 3). The 35-year-old humanitarian and actress allegedly caught a plane to the Middle East for a new UN mission. Angie has been an enthusiastic ambassador for the UN High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR), a UN agency that currently assists 20 million refugees in approximately 120 countries.

Jolie-Pitt family mania

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and their six children faced the paparazzi for a family outing in New Orleans over the weekend (via TMZ).

From left to right, Shiloh, Shiloh, Shiloh, Zahara, Pax, and Maddox.  Okay I think it's actually Vivienne, Shiloh, and then Knox... but I'm not 100% sure.



I also can't believe they've gone over 2 years without having or adopting another kid.

Ricky Gervais' best lines at the Golden Globes

Everyone is taking sides today over Ricky Gervais and whether he "crossed the line" hosting the Golden Globes last night.  Even the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association says, "Some of the things were totally unacceptable."  I'm sorry but what did you expect?  If you wanted a host with shit all over their face from kissing all the celebs asses then you should have asked Ryan Seacrest.

Here are Ricky's best lines from last night... the ones that made the celebs squirm, clench their jaws, and hold back tears (via the National Post):

• “It’s going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or, as Charlie Sheen calls it, breakfast.”


• “It was a big year for 3-D movies. Toy Story, Despicable Me, Tron. It seems like everything this year was three-dimensional — except the characters in The Tourist.”


• “There were a lot of big films that didn’t get nominated this year – nothing for Sex and the City 2. I was sure the Golden Globe for special effects would go to the team that airbrushed that poster.”


• “Next up, Eva Longoria has the daunting task of introducing the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press. That’s nothing! I just had to help him off the toilet and pop his teeth in.”


• “Congratulations to Hugh Hefner, who is getting married at age 84 to 24-year-old beauty Crystal Harris. When asked why she was marrying him, she said, ‘He lied about his age. He told me he was 94′. Just don’t look at it when you touch it.”


• “Also not nominated, I Love You Phillip Morris. Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor, two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So the complete opposite of some famous Scientologists, then. My lawyers helped with that joke.”


• “The creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, is reportedly worth $7-billion. Heather Mills calls him the one that got away.”


• [Introducing Bruce Willis] “Ashton Kutcher’s dad!”


• [Introducing Robert Downey Jr.] “He’s the star of Iron Man, Two Girls and a Guy, Wonderboys. Sorry, are these porn films? Kiss Kiss (Bang Bang), Bowfinger. Really! Up the Academy. He has done all those films, but many of you in this room probably know him from such facilities as the Betty Ford Clinic and Los Angeles County Jail.”


• “The next presenter is a true Hollywood icon. In ten of the biggest blockbusters of all time, he has shown his extraordinary acting versatility. He has played a boxer … and Rambo. Please welcome Sylvester Stallone!”


• “He was a jobbing actor, career not going that well if I’m being perfectly honest, who got his big break when I cast him in a show called The Office. He is now leaving that show, and killing a cash cow for both of us. Please welcome the wonderful Tina Fey, and the ungrateful Steve Carell!”

Plus, the National Post left this one out but in his sign-off speech, Ricky ended his thank-you's with, "Thank you to God for making me an atheist."



The GG's are going to be so boring next year without him...

Golden Globes fashion

Everybody knows it's not just about who won what at the Golden Globes awards, but it's about who WORE what as well.  And sometimes, that will get you even more attention than a trophy...



HIT: January Jones in red Versace.  If you don't like it, you're jealous.

MISS: Angelina Jolie in emerald Atelier Versace.  All the E! red carpet hosts were like, "Oh Angelina looks stunningggg!"  Stop kissing ass.  It's an old lady dress.

MIXED REACTION: Sandra Bullock's new bangs... Some say they're too long, too thick, too overpowering... but I think she looks younger and I know first hand, a little change to the hair can make you feel like a new woman!

DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK: Helena Bonham Carter.  This chick is quirky and knows she's going to end up on the worst-dressed list.  If she's gonna be on there anyway, might as well be the best at being the worst!  I love her for it.

HOTTEST MALE AWARD:  Robert Downey Jr. in a non-black suit unlike 99.9% of the other dudes.  Plus he's my old man crush...

P.S. WHERE THE HELL WAS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?  Didn't The Social Network win like everything??

Dr. Drew is sowwy if he upset Brangelina

Dr. Drew recently predicted that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were headed toward a messy breakup because obviously he's part shrink/part psychic.  But now he's all, "Nooo, I didn't mean it like THAT." a.k.a, "Shit! I don't want my doctor ass getting sued!"  I'm sure they don't even give a shit what he thinks anyway...

The Huffington Post reports he originally said:

"Just add up a couple things. There's no such thing as 'I was a heroin addict.' That doesn't exist in nature. Something is going on with [her] addiction. Or she's in recovery. And I don't see any evidence that's the case. So we've got one person who's a heroin addict. Which is a chronic lifelong condition, period.

"We have another person who has said things like, 'Well, Jennifer [Aniston] was into long-term relationships, that's just her way of looking at things.' I mean, that demeaning attitude towards other people's emotions. Now put those two people together and you have got a really volatile situation. And they're constantly creating things to weld themselves together. Which is only going to serve to make a more nuclear eruption. There will be some sort of meltdown that will be phenomenal when it does happen."

Good luck ever getting Angelina to star on Celebrity Rehab...



But according to a video Dr. Drew just starred in on RadarOnline, all his comments were "taken completely out of context".  He admits he doesn't even know the couple and he "DEEPLY" apologizes that his opinion even made the light of day.  Then he says big words like "categorically", something about an "exercise of speculation", a "hypothetical exercise" and "public discourse".  Fancy words to make him seem smart and innocent.

Whatever, you know if Brangelina actually DID break up he'd be all, "Ohhh snap! Didn't I say this would happen? HMM!?"

Golden Globe noms

The Golden Globes is my favorite awards show because it not only combines TV and movies, BUT everyone there is always slizzard!

The nominations for the GGs came out today and only some of it is disappointing but I can assure you I will make it clear what I'm not happy with.

I'm only gonna list the main awards obvy (via TooFab)...

MOVIES

BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

- "Black Swan"

- "The Fighter"

- "Inception"

- "The King's Speech"

- "The Social Network"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

- Halle Berry, "Frankie and Alice"

- Nicole Kidman, "Rabbit Hole"

- Jennifer Lawrence, "Winter's Bone"

- Natalie Portman, "Black Swan"

- Michelle Williams, "Blue Valentine"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA


- Jesse Eisenberg, "The Social Network"

- Colin Firth, "The King's Speech"

- James Franco, "127 Hours"

- Ryan Gosling, "Blue Valentine"

- Mark Wahlberg, "The Fighter"


So far so good...

BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

- Alice in Wonderland

- Burlesque (just because it's a musical, doesn't mean you need to nominate it)

- The Kids Are All Right

- Red

- The Tourist (didn't this just suck hard at the box office?)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

- Annette Bening, "The Kids Are All Right"

- Anne Hathaway, "Love and Other Drugs"

- Angelina Jolie, "The Tourist" (you're kidding right? With that despicable fake accent??)

- Julianne Moore, "The Kids Are All Right"

- Emma Stone, "Easy A"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

- Johnny Depp, "Alice in Wonderland"

- Johnny Depp, "The Tourist" (Okay, way to be discreet with your obsession with Johnny Depp...)

- Paul Giamatti, "Barney's Version"

- Jake Gyllenhaal, "Love and Other Drugs"

- Kevin Spacey, "Casino Jack"

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

- "Despicable Me"

- "How to Train Your Dragon"

- "The Illusionist"

- "Tangled"

- "Toy Story 3"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

- Amy Adams, "The Fighter"

- Helena Bonham Carter, "The King's Speech"

- Mila Kunis, "Black Swan"

- Melissa Leo, "The Fighter"

- Jacki Weaver, "Animal Kingdom"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

- Christian Bale, "The Fighter"

- Michael Douglas, "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps"

- Andrew Garfield, "The Social Network" (sorry Justin Timberlake...)

- Jeremy Renner, "The Town" (what about Ben Affleck in the Main Actor role?)

- Geoffrey Rush, "The King's Speech"

BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE

- Darren Aronofsky, "Black Swan"

- David Fincher, "The Social Network"

- Tom Hooper, "The King's Speech"

- Christopher Nolan, "Inception"

- David O. Russell, "The Fighter"

In all, this The King's Speech thing is in the lead with 7 nominations, followed by The Social Network and The Fighter with 6... Inception, Black Swan, and The Kids Are All Right received 4.  And Leo DiCaprio probably should have gotten a nom for himself too but clearly he forgot to plant the idea in somebody's mind...

TELEVISION

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

- Boardwalk Empire

- Dexter

- The Good Wife

- Mad Men

- The Walking Dead

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

- Julianna Margulies, "The Good Wife"

- Elisabeth Moss, "Mad Men"

- Piper Perabo, "Covert Affairs"

- Katey Segal, "Sons of Anarchy"

- Kyra Sedgwick, "The Closer"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

- Steve Buscemi, "Boardwalk Empire"

- Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad"

- Michael C. Hall, "Dexter"

- Jon Hamm, "Mad Men"

- Hugh Laurie, "House"

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

- "30 Rock"

- "The Big Bang Theory"

- "The Big C"

- "Glee"

- "Modern Family"

- "Nurse Jackie"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

- Toni Collette, "United States of Tara"

- Edie Falco, "Nurse Jackie"

- Tina Fey, "30 Rock"

- Laura Linney, "The Big C"

- Lea Michele, "Glee"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

- Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock"

- Steve Carell, "The Office"

- Thomas Jane, "Hung"

- Matthew Morrison, "Glee"

- Jim Parsons, "The Big Bang Theory"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS: TELEVISION

- Hope Davis, "The Special Relationship"

- Jane Lynch, "Glee"

- Kelly MacDonald, "Boardwalk Empire"

- Julia Stiles, "Dexter"

- Sofia Vergara, "Modern Family"

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR: TELEVISION

- Scott Caan, "Hawaii Five-O"

- Chris Colfer, "Glee"

- Chris Noth, "The Good Wife"

- Eric Stonestreet, "Modern Family,"

- David Strathairn, "Temple Grandin"

Yep, this all seems legit.

I approve that Glee is in the lead with 5 nominations!  30 Rock, Modern Family, Mad Men, Dexter, The Good Wife, and Boardwalk Empire all have 3.

The drunkfest goes down on January 16, 2011!

Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie’s 'The Tourist'

The official poster of action thriller ‘The Tourist’ starring Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie has debuted online. The film is directed by Oscar winning director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck of ‘The Lives of Others’. Julian Fellowes (Gosford Park, Vanity Fair, Young Victoria), Christopher McQuarrie (Usual Suspects, Valkyrie) and Jeffrey Nachmanoff (The Day After Tomorrow, Traitor) write screenplay for it. The flick is remake of the 2005 French film ‘Anthony Zimmer’. Sony Pictures is releasing the movie on December 10^th. 

The movie revolves around Frank Taylor (Johnny Depp), an American tourist visiting Italy to mend a broken heart. Elise (Angelina Jolie) is an extraordinary woman who deliberately crosses his path.

SALT Movie Trailer starring Angelina Jolie

Salt is an upcoming Hollywood action thriller film directed by Phillip Noyce and starring Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber, and Chiwetel Ejiofor. Jolie plays Evelyn Salt, accused of being a KGB sleeper agent, on the run to try to clear her name. While Tom Cruise was initially secured for the lead, he was unable to commit to the role because of commitments to other projects, and the script was ultimately rewritten for Jolie. Release date: July 23, 2010.



Plot:
CIA agent Evelyn Salt (Angelina Jolie) goes on the run to try to clear her name after being accused by a defector of being a KGB sleeper agent plotting to assassinate the President of the United States.

See the movie trailer here:

Angelina Jolie's first movie to release after 27 yrs

Hollywood star Angelina Jolie's first movie role in a forgotten 1982 comedy is set for release, after a hiatus of 27 years it was made.

‘Lookin’ to Get Out’ was directed by Hal Ashby and written by Al Schwartz and Jon Voight, who also stars in the movie with daughter Angelina Jolie. The film also stars Ann-Margret and Burt Young.

Ashby re-cut the film before his death in 1988 and his family and Voight have worked tirelessly to get the new film a release. Voight is now thrilled the film will eventually be seen as his director friend Ashby had intended.

The director's cut of the film, which also features Ann Margret and "Rocky" star Burt Young, will debut at the Sarasota Film Festival in Florida next month, ahead of the movie's DVD release on June 20.

Megan Denise Fox

Name: Megan Fox

Birth Date: May 16, 1986

Birth Place: Oak Ridge, Tenn.

With her striking blue eyes and long dark hair, Megan Fox is just that: a fox! The Angelina Jolie look-alike, who was named FHM's Sexiest Woman in the World, first made her mark opposite Lindsay Lohan in 2004's Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

She is known for her roles on the television series Hope & Faith (2004) and in the 2007 live-action film Transformers. In 2007, Fox's profile skyrocketed after starring with Shia LaBeouf in ‘Transformers’, which grossed more than $700 million worldwide and spawned the upcoming sequel, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. The outspoken vamp can next be seen in Juno scribe Diablo Cody's ‘Jennifer's Body’.

First look of Angelina Jolie in 'Salt'

‘Salt’ an espionage action thriller film starring Angelina Jolie (Wanted, Changeling, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, The Bone Collector) in the title role. Phillip Noyce (The Bone Collector, Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger) is directing the movie. The original screenplay is written by Kurt Wimmer (The Recruit, The Thomas Crown Affair), with a current re-write by Brian Helgeland. Lorenzo di Bonaventura (Transformers, 1408, G.I. Joe) and Sunil Perkash (Enchanted) are producing the film. Executive producers are Ric Kidney and Mark Vahradian.

In Columbia Pictures' Salt, Angelina Jolie stars as Evelyn Salt, a CIA officer who swore an oath to duty, honor, and country. When she is accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy, Salt goes on the run to clear her name and ultimately prove she is a patriot. Using all her skills and years of experience as a covert operative, she must elude capture and protect her husband or the world's most powerful forces will erase any trace of her existence.

The flick also stars Liev Schreiber as Winter, Salt's boss and friend on the Russian desk at the CIA, and Chiwetel Ejiofor is playing the role of Peabody, a CIA counter-intelligence officer.