An English Man In Hermosa

When I leave North London
and move to the West Coast of California,
I'll choose to move here. To Hermosa Beach 90254.
I'll sit upon the hot golden sand
and watch the bikini-clad girls
at the world-famous beach volleyball nets.
I'll sit upon the hot golden sand
and watch the rollerbladers along The Strand,
competing for space with the bicycle crusiers
and the joggers and the baby-strollers.
I'll sit upon the hot golden sand
and watch the boogieboarders shake-a-shaka
on that sweet South Bay surf.
The morning haze slowly burning off to reveal
Santa Catalina Island floating like a faerie castle on the horizon.
The gentle sea breeze will play havok with my hair,
but if worst comes to worst
I'll just buy me a hat to wear.
On the way back to the apartment,
I'll swing by the corner store and collect
some groceries in a brown paper bag.
Maybe stop for a weiner at Skooby's Hot Dog Shack.
I'll boil some water on the stove so
that I can sit in the yard and watch the sunset
with a mug of imported Russian Caravan tea.
You’re right, it's not Venice 90291 or Santa Monica 90401
but I think that's why I like it so.
It reminds me of Finchley in a strange way.
Hermosa isn't really Los Angeles.
Just like Finchley isn't really London.
I’ve always found the outskirts to be more interesting.
I prefer life on the margins. I prefer life on the fringes.
I prefer life in the sticks. In the Burbs. In the Boondocks.

'Straightheads' Sex Scenes Left Anderson Cold

Former X-Files star Gillian Anderson has revealed that filming the sex scenes in her latest movie were not a piece of cake at all. The 39-year-old recently divulged that the love scenes in 'Straightheads', a thriller filmed in the Midlands, almost crumbled.
Anderson had to make love with screen lover Danny Dyer in a car parked in Shropshire, but the actress said that the extreme cold kept them from doing things according to the plan.
"The scene was filmed in the dead of night, with all the crew standing around with fires to keep us warm. The sides of my dress needed to be stuck to me, or it would have fallen wrong. I had to have two tapes on my side. But because it was so cold, the tape wasn't working, and my dress kept peeling off too soon," the Daily Express quoted her, as saying.
"My lover's job was to cover the tape while we were in the middle of pretending to have sex. It wasn't easy. That is my memory of sex in Shropshire," she added.

Mel B's Lesbian Lover Kisses And Tells All

The former lesbian lover of Mel B has spoken out about their two-year affair and claims that the Spice Girl is now in a 'vulnerable' mental state.
Mel met Christa Parker, a mother of two, at the gates of the U.S. school where their children are pupils.
The pair went on to enjoy three-in-a-bed romps with Christa’s friend Elizabeth Rodriguez, a sex-toy saleswoman.
Christa said: "Mel and I were very good friends. We saw each other almost every day and would have sex at least a couple of times a week."
Christa claims that the affair ended in May 2006 when Mel began a relationship with Eddie Murphy.
Christa - who is still in phone contact with the singer - is one of many pals to voice their concern about Mel’s whirlwind marriage to film producer Stephen Belafonte two months ago.
She said: "Mel is so vulnerable. I'm very worried about her. I hope she's happy. I just don't want to see her hurt."

Miss Teen South Carolina USA Explains Her TV Mishap

Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina Teen USA, who has been the laughing stock of internet after fumbling her response to a pageant question, was given a second chance to answer it yesterday morning on the Today show.
Upton - who fumbled when asked the question of why one-fifth of Americans can't find the United States on a map – claims that she drew a blank.
"I didn't do anything wrong," she told South Carolina's The State newspaper "I wasn't expecting [the question]. I lost my train of thought."
She added that she "completely misunderstood."
Well the 18-year-old student got a second chance at answering the question, which will no doubt haunt her for the rest of her life.
Check out her (scripted) response right here.

KMIR-TV: Good Morning Palm Springs

The headlines this Tuesday morning:
At least 2 dead in fatal ambulance accident…
NFL quarterback pleads guilty to dogfighting charges…
Embattled Attorney General announces resignation…
It's 5.30am. The lunar eclipse ended half-an-hour ago.
Only me, the cicadas and the water-sprinklers are awake.
Rancho Mirage, clear, 84 degrees.
Banning, clear, 84 degrees.
La Quinta, clear, 86 degrees.
I’m sat in a canvas chair opposite a man called Gino.
He’s clean-cut, well-drilled and borderline thermoplastic.
Gino’s quoting Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde.
Or is it George Bernard Shaw?
Thousand Palms, clear, 84 degrees.
Indian Wells, clear, 84 degrees.
Cathedral City, clear, 84 degrees.
Gino was born and raised in Orange County.
His wife’s Portuguese and they have a young daughter.
Gino’s been in the TV News business for 10 years now.
Since 1997. He warns me that we’re about to be broadcast live
to the fine-and-upstanding people of the Coachella Valley.
Wish me luck…

Little Miss Kidnap Yourself

The mighty Hawk sees all from 10,834-feet.
From far above the dry desert floor of the Cahuilla Basin.
Perched on-high atop San Jacinto Peak,
he trains his nimble eyes upon the Inland Empire below.
And in the darkness, he sees the lights
of the resort community at the northwest end of the valley.
He sees the rental car parked opposite the Mexican restaurant.
He sees the two figures slumped against its hood.
He sees the tequila and lime dancing in their eyes.
I've never "made out" with an American girl before.
This is a first. And truth be told, it tastes a little salty.
Though that may have something
to do with the unseasonal humidity.
Tattoos of the original serpent run the length of both her arms.
Her eager tongue feels like it’s been pierced with a barbell.
Little Miss Kidnap Yourself is charming me but good.
Little Miss Kidnap Yourself is benumbing me but good.
I can sense my pineal gland slowly expanding.
My mouth filling with cordite. Teeth vibrating. Lips pulsing.
Muscle cramps, dizziness, temporary blindness.
She’s threatening to drag me back to her Joshua Tree adobe.
She’s threatening to take me to her ample bosom
for the night, eat me alive
and leave my pale English bones for the coy-otes.
The mighty Hawk sees all of this, but keeps his beak closed.
The mighty Hawk sees all of this, but keeps his wings clipped.
For the heat does funny things to folk
and the mighty Hawk knows this. He knows this only too well.
Instead, He shifts his gaze elsewhere;
Out towards the Western shores of the Salton Sea.
Out towards the furthermost edge of the world.

Hot Video: See Where the Stars Go in Malibu

It's hard to go anywhere in Los Angeles where a celeb hasn't tread, but some areas are just a little hotter than others. Case in point: Malibu. From the mundane (Pamela Anderson grabbing coffee) to the insane (Mel Gibson getting drunk and going on a racial tirade!) Malibu is the beautiful beachside retreat that Hollywood's hottest favor.

ABMOB pi po pi po....

look mom! im mopping the floor ^.^ too bad hav to clean the office, not the truck or equipment.. so boring


















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The Former Playground Of The Stars

Back in The Swinging ‘40s and The Nifty ‘50s
you couldn't move along Tahquitz Canyon Way
without bumping into the likes of
Bing Crosby, Humphrey DeForest Bogart,
Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks Jnr or Judy Garland.
They came here to play golf and to sip cocktails.
They came here to escape the glare of the West Coast spotlight.
Al Jolson, Wladziu Valentino Liberace
and that arch-reclusive Greta Garbo too.
The Chairman Of The Board and his Rat Pack
came to Riverside County to play high-stakes baccarat
around a swimming-pool shaped like a piano.
Elvis and Precilla came here for their honeymoon in 1967.
Steve McQueen and his Porsche 356 Speedster
visited so many times during the early Nineteen Seventies,
that they knew the tarmacadam of Vista Chino Drive
and Avenida Caballeros like the backs of their hands.
Known more these days as a haven for senior citizens
and those of the gay-and-lesbian persuasion (33%),
Palm Springs averages 354 days of sunshine per year.
Now, that’s one hell of a lot of sunshine, let me tell you.
354 days of glorious sunshine and less than 6 inches of rain.
Date Palms thrive in that kind of climate. Which is lucky for them.
It helps their fruit develop high glucose, fructose and sucrose content.
Unfortunately for me, I’m not a Date Palm. I’m nothing of the sort.
I'm busy melting out here. I can feel my brain oozing from my ears.
Little wonder former mayor Sonny Bono enjoyed skiing so much.
The Agua Caliente band of Cahuilla Indians
survived in the harsh desert for 500 years
without the need for Starbucks coffee houses
or used-car dealers or steak houses or casinos.
Their original name for the area was "Se-Khi",
which roughly translates as "The Place Of The Boiling Water".
Today, its 110°F in-the-shade, so it’s something
of a blessed relief that the cinemas are air-conditioned.
Less blessed, is the fact that most of the films
I've seen at this year’s Shortsfest blow so hard
they're in danger of coughing-up their own sigmoid colons!
Mad dogs and English short film-makers anyone?

Sienna Miller: ‘I Don’t Sleep Around’

Sienna Miller has hit back at claims that she sleeps around with various men.

The Alfie star – who has recently been linked to P-Diddy and actor Rhys Ifans – claims that reports are simply not true.
“I always hear things about me and different men. Is my nickname Sleeparound Sienna? I can assure you I'm not.
"And Rhys is crashing on my couch - we're not sleeping together."
Whatever you reckon ‘Sleeparound Sienna.'

Scarlett Johansson Taking Sex Appeal To Iraq

Scarlett Johansson's going to take young GI's minds off their living hell by popping over to Iraq to "ooze sex appeal".

The Hollywood pin-up has signed up for a morale boosting trip to the war-ravaged country, and she's planning on playing up her sex symbol status.
She says, "I don't know if I will sing for them. I'll probably just take to the stage and ooze sex appeal and hang around.
"I'm so lucky that I have an opportunity to make some sort of difference."
Let's hope it doesn't go Apolcalypse Now!

Carmen's Ex Turns Porn Film Director!

Carmen Electra's ex hubby Dave Navarro is changing profession. He's going from being a rocker to a porn flick director.
And, he's already tried his hand at the new job by shooting a feature-length adult movie titled 'Dave Navarro: Broken'.
According to The Sun, the movie is part of an idea by porn star Tera Patrick and her heavy metal singer husband Evan Seinfeld in which celebs are roped in to direct adult films.
Dave's film is set to be released on September 27.
The Jane's Addiction rocked and Electra wed on Nov. 22, 2003. But after just three short years of marriage they announced that they were amicably separating.
Electra then filed legal papers in Los Angeles Superior Court last August citing irreconcilable differences. Their personal belongings were split up as previously agreed upon in a prenuptial agreement.
The couple's divorce was finalised on February 20 this year.

Judy Finnigan Boob Flash Voted Funniest Image

Judy Finnigan’s accidental boob flash at the National Television Awards has been voted the funniest image of the last 30 years.

The famous incident - which saw Judy’s dress fall open to reveal her bra as she and husband Richard Madeley collected an award at the ceremony - was broadcast live on TV.
The TV hosts beat a photograph of a bedraggled Cherie Blair answering the door of her house shortly after husband Tony became Prime Minister.
A picture of Prince Charles wearing a rasta hat – complete with fake dreadlocks attached - during a trip to Jamaca in 2000 came in at number 4, and Jordan’s pink-themed wedding was at 5.

Top Five Funniest Moments:

1. Judy Finnigan boob flash at National Television Awards
2. Cherie Blair answering the door after Tony’s election
3. Boris Yeltsin drunken dancing on stage in Germany
4. Prince Charles’ misguided Rasta hat
5. Jordan’s pink wedding

Britney Spears bares her soul in a new song

Britney Spears has bared her soul in a new song in which she sings about her "baby boy" deserting her.
The track - which has been leaked on the internet - features the 25-year-old divorced mother-of-two singing a ballad over a slow beat to the sound of toy chimes.
In what appears to be a plea to ex-husband Kevin Federline, Britney sings: "Everyday, I'm in a daze/Looking for that someone
"And everyday, I sit and kneel and pray/Oh, sweet love, can I get some? "So why do you desert me, baby boy? I need your love right now!"
The song then breaks and Britney is heard on the phone saying: "Hey baby, what time you gonna get home?"
The song ends with Britney singing: "So why did you desert me, baby boy?/I thought that you, you were the one.
"So if you preferred the other one/She won't bring you the sun."
A source said: "This is obviously just a demo and not a finished or official release in any way. It is a shame someone would leak unfinished, unmastered and incomplete work."
Britney is currently facing a custody battle with Kevin for 23-month-old Sean Preston and 11-month-old Jayden James.
The singer is rumored to be planning to flee to London with her sons.

Dannii Fuming over Lesbian Romp Pics!

Dannii Minogue has lashed out at "creepy, nasty people" who placed her photos, showing her groping a lapdancer, on the internet.
Pictures of the X Factor judge, apparently enjoying a dance with naked female lap dancer, Jupiter, at Puss in Boots club in London last year, have reappeared online this week.
And now, Dannii, who is fuming over the leak, is reported to have launched a legal bid to buy the pics to prevent them from becoming public.
"It woke me up to the fact that there are some creepy, nasty people willing to do anything to take advantage of someone famous," the Mirror quoted Dannii, as telling Cosmopolitan magazine. "I now keep my guard up because I've realised not everyone has my best interests at heart," she added.

Beyonce Knowles Bares Breasts Onstage!

It seems that singer Beyonce Knowles is not having much luck on the stage these days.

After toppling down the stage at a concert in Florida last month, the 'Naughty Girl' singer shocked fans again - this time by baring her breasts onstage.
The 25-year-old star suffered an apparent wardrobe malfunction while performing at the launch of her clothing line, Dereon, in Toronto, Canada.
The footage of the accidental flashing was posted on the Internet, after Knowles' top flew up and exposed her bare breasts.
However, the singer's rep insists that Knowles remained decent throughout the show, owing to her well-coordinated undergarments.
"She was wearing a bra that perfectly matches her costume," E! Online quoted the rep, as saying.

Madonna Tops 'Bad Girls Gone Good' List!

The Queen of pop Madonna has made it to the top of a new list of 'bad girls gone good' compiled by In Touch magazine.
The singer-actress was followed by Drew Barrymore who secured the second spot.
Soul star Mary J.Blige and Sarah Ferguson secured third and fourth places respectively, reports Contactmusic.
'Genie in a Bottle' star Christina Aguilera rounded off the top five, at the fifth spot.
The top 5 list of bad girls gone good is as follows:
1. Madonna
2. Drew Barrymore
3. Mary J. Blige
4. Fergie
5. Christina Aguilera.

Lohan's Cocaine Charges May be Dropped

The Los Angeles County District Attorney's office is disinclined to charge Lindsay Lohan with three drug-related felonies, a decision that could spare the troubled actress from a prison sentence, celebrity news outlet TMZ.com reported on Tuesday.
The charges are connected with Lohan's two recent arrests for drunken driving, first in May when she crashed her car on Beverly Hills, and then in July when she was involved in a late-night car chase in Santa Monica.
TMZ, citing unidentified law enforcement sources, said the 21-year-old actress would likely face misdemeanor drunk-driving charges for both incidents. If found guilty of both, she would serve a minimum of four days in jail, TMZ.com said.
Legal experts have said Lohan could face up to three years behind bars if confronted with the full weight of the law.
Asked about the TMZ.com report, district attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons said the office has not yet received the Santa Monica case and the Beverly Hills case remains under review.
"A public discussion of potential charges prior to a case being filed would be inappropriate and potentially unethical," she said.
Gibbons also denied TMZ.com's report that charges could be filed on Wednesday.
After the Beverly Hills incident, cocaine was found in Lohan's car. After the Santa Monica chase, she was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, cocaine possession, bringing a controlled substance into custody and driving on a suspended license.
Lohan, who has done two rehab stints this year, has seen her promising film career plummet in recent years. Last month, she starred as stripper abducted by a sadistic killer in the box office bomb "I Know Who Killed Me."

Victoria Beckham wants David’s security beefed up after sexy stalker gets too close

A furious Victoria Beckham has demanded that security be beefed up around her hubby after a “gorgeous” teenage girl almost managed to slip into his room.
The fan managed to sneak past security and reach Becks’ room at the hotel he was staying in Toronto, Canada, along with his other LA Galaxy team-mates.
The obsessed fan’s antics have Posh worried, reveals a source.
“It’s still not clear whether this was an attempt by the stalker girl to have a romantic liaison with David or whether she actually wanted to do him some harm,” the Daily Star quoted a source, as saying.
“That’s why Victoria took it so seriously and that’s why it freaked her out so much.
“Victoria is on edge about their personal security already.
“She has asked minders to sweep shops twice before she goes in.”
“Victoria realised how exposed it had left them, and immediately insisted their hire three more guards.
“She’s adamant David must be protected, at any cost, from someone who wants to do him harm or tempt him into the sack.”
However, a spokesman for Becks denied that the incident ever took place.
“I’m not aware of this. There are always fans hanging about wherever David goes, but no-one got near his room. We have the same security team as normal, and there was no security scare,” the spokesman said

Beyonce's boobs bounce right out! Report and Video

Beyonce is known to be lively on stage but during her performance in Toronto today she revealed just how much lively her boobs were too, sans a bra, as her dress floated up when gravitational and aerodynamic forces conspired to the delight of the wired world.
During her concert in Orlando on July 25, when Beyonce took a spectacular fall down a flight of stairs she was probably hurt but did not show it and continued with her performance.
Today, when she revealed her bouncing boobs she was probably embarrassed silly but once again did not show it and continued with her performance.
She was, however, a lot more circumspect during the remaining show, keeping her hands close to her dress to prevent a repeat wardrobe.

Fame is Overrated, Says Knightley!

Actress Keira Knightley has criticised youngsters who are obsessed with being a celebrity and says fame is overrated.
'The Pirates Of The Caribbean' star says she can't understand the hype regarding her celebrity status.
Contactmsuic.com quoted her as saying: 'It frightens me when kids go 'I want to be famous'. Why? Because you want to go into a restaurant! You know what, if you book, you can get into a restaurant.
'Ok, I'm on the cover of a magazine but somebody does the hair, and the make-up and airbrushes the f*** out of me - it's not me, it's something other people have created.'

Naomi Watts, Beau Fight with Paparazzi!

Naomi Watts and beau Leiv Schreiber got into a scuffle with the paparazzi after photogs got too close to their newborn son.
The couple had gone out for dinner with three-week-old son at Greek restaurant Taverna Tony's, when they were accosted by the paparazzi trying to get a picture of the little boy.
That's when Schreiber lost his cool, when after placing down the baby carrier he was carrying, a photog got too close.
AccorgingConfronting the photographer, Schreiber shouted, "You f**king disgust me. It's a f**king child and I have one f**king foot."
He then chased away several other photographers before entering the restaurant for lunch.
However, the photogs were still around when the couple emerged after their meal, forcing Watts to say "Are you out of your mind?" as she tried to make way for Schreiber to place their baby in a waiting car.
Video footage of the incident has been posted on website TMZ.com.

Miller Desperate to be New Bond Girl!

There is nothing that Sienna Miller would like to do more than become the next Bond girl.
The Brit actress admitted that she would love to reunite with her gangster flick 'Layer Cake' co-star, and new Bond, Daniel Craig on-screen once again in a 007 flick.
Miller also admitted that she was simply blown away by Craig's performance in Casino Royale.
"Daniel is one of my best friends and I thought Casino Royale was brilliant. I'd work with him any day of the week," Contactmusic quoted her, as saying.
If Miller's dreams do come true, then sparks are sure to fly between the two, for not only did their chemistry become clear on-screen while they were working on 'Layer Cake', but was rumoured to have continued off-screen too.
Craig, in the meantime, is not having such a good time at the box office, for his new movie opposite Nicole Kidman, The Invasion, bombed horribly.

happy + sad = life?

here goes.... had a futsal game wit jiok swan n his frens. although it was juz 30 mins + (every1 was late!)but then it was full of laughter ^>^ then went back cyberia (the place im staying) went for basketball. too bad jiok min din join us. we had a full court game wit 6 on 6. the best game so far in cyber, phew. it was 9 sumthing... went home. every1 but ah guan at home. cuz the others having exam. then... BANG! got tis msg ....













searched for history.... OMFG. i think she really pissed off. hei i know sumtimes u do confused who is the 1 chatting wit u. n im really sorry bout tis. but trust me watever they said they r juz joking around, trying to pissed u off. boys will be boys. hope u understand. unless the 1 chatting is a girl then i hav no idea

Spirit Of The Green Man

The music began in the elsewhere;
carried over the Black Mountains on a stormcloud.
The notes fell steadily and rhythmically
against the tightly-stretched skin of the tipi.
Soaking the greasy grass. Falling upon Grandmother Earth.
Turning the Usk Valley to slurry as the Mighty Sugarloaf looked on.
Down here amongst the many beards and the elk antlers.
Down here amongst the sagebrush smoke
and the burning tobacco bundles.
Let peyote juice flow. Let the mystery dance commence.
Watch the notes as they continue to fall.
Down upon Findlay Brown.
Down upon Kenny Anderson.
Down upon the girl from Tunng.
Down upon Emma-Lee Moss and Johnny Flynn.
Down upon iccle Joanna Newsom.
Down upon Steven 'Singing' Adams.
Down upon Andy Cabic, James Yorkston,
Bill Callahan, Vashti Bunyan and Diane Cluck.
Down upon the many-headed Earlies.
Down upon old-timer John Renbourn and local boy Gruff Rhys.
Down upon Oh-Great Sage Naturalismo Devendra Banhart.
Down upon David Ya-Ya Herman Düne and Neman Herman Düne.
Down upon Portland's Stephen Joseph Malkmus. Down upon The Jicks.
The moon and the stars move in perfect harmony.
We emerge from the stormclouds purified. Born anew.
Cleansed by the sacred rains.
Cleansed by the sacred winds.
Cleansed by the sacred music.

Calum Best's romp with lap dancer while Lindsay Lohan cried for help

It seems that Lindsay Lohan’s beau Calum Best did not think twice before bedding another woman, after he had promised to stand by his ladylove in her desperate attempts to stay clean.
Lapdancer Melissa Lorraine has opened the lid on the kinky sex session that Best had with her while the Mean Girls star desperately waited for him in the rehab.
“He is supposed to be with Lindsay and be supporting her through everything. But that didn't stop him having sex with me and taking drugs,” News of the World quoted Lorraine, as saying.
"We were right at the crucial moment when suddenly he started biting me harder and harder. In the end I said, ‘Ow. That hurts'. He bit my shoulder really hard and I started thinking, ‘Wow, this is a bit weird.' He started really digging his teeth in and biting my arms.”
"It was so painful I asked what he was doing. He looked at me and said, ‘This is how I do it when I have sex with Lindsay. She likes it kinky'.”
"I was gobsmacked that he was having sex with me, but at the same time telling me about how he had sex with his famous girlfriend.”
"It was obvious he was thinking of her at the time. And that was really turning him on.” she said.
The 20-year-old also said that Lohan had called him up to tell him about how difficult it was at the rehab centre and Best was consoling her while he was in bed with Lorraine.
“I could hear her say how upset she was about her rehab and being sober, and Calum was trying to calm her down. His voice was very gentle and he was being very soothing. If I didn't know that he was lying in bed with me I would have thought he really cared about her,’ she added.

Paris Hilton set for 'Big Brother'

Paris Hilton is reportedly set to star in reality TV series Big Brother.
The former convict has been offered 300,000 pounds to appear in the Channel 4 program scheduled for January 2008.
The offer makes the hotel heiress the highest paid celebrity on the show so far.
A Big Brother source said that the show’s bosses are in talks to rope in ‘The Simple Life’ star.
“We told Paris, ‘Name your price’. We’re in firm talks, and it would be a fantastic coup to get her,” the Sun quoted an insider, as saying.
Another source said that Hilton wants to disprove her ‘bimbo’ and ‘wild child reputation’.
“She wants people to see that she’s not a bimbo or a wild child,” the source said.
"She would easily be the star of the show — but obviously she won’t do it unless the money is right,” the source added.
However, there is no news on other inmates on the show

Paris Hilton's Fashion Launch Chaos

Paris Hilton's fashion launch has caused chaos in Los Angeles with crowds having to be held at bay by police.

Crowds surged to catch a glimpse of the socialite as she unveiled her own range of shoes, T-Shirts and jeans at Beverly Hills' Kitson boutique.
A traffic lane had to be closed on Robertson Boulevard to accomodate the throng.
Safely inside, a gold-sequin dressed Paris gushed, "It's a dream come true to have my own clothing line. It's just Paris style: fun, bright and flashy.
"They are really comfortable and really affordable. It's just from my closet to their closets."

after a DOTA game =p

hello everybody! juz finished a game of dota wit housematess. got meepo! a cute n deadly hero. but then it sux against those area effect hero eg lina/slayer. anyway better skip tis dota thing. maybe cheah will like "wth he talking about??!?!!?!?" lol. ok wat to blog today......... last week was the 8th convo of mmu. n guess wat we were doing days b4 tat. cutting roses n fruits!

















cut around 601 or izzit 301 roses? watever














star fruit or papaya?

remember bout the proton new car?? is out!!









is actually a gen-2 wit a bigger n longer ..erm.. butt or watever u call tat. n i cant find any photo gallery for tis car in proton's website. wth. but then i like tis car than normal gen-2. it look better in tis way. more "like" a toyota camry. yet to c 1 on the road.


















wats ball drink?? lol. its barli drink lol. thanks resa!

yesterday morning at 8am. me n my frens went balai ABMOB!! to do kerja amal...haiz.. moral.... pics.. next time la. not wit me =)

Britney Strikes Allure Pose and No More!

Another day, another bit of bizarre Britney behavior. The cover of the September issue of Allure magazine features Britney Spears posed provocatively in jeans and dark brown wig, her bare breasts covered by her arms. There are two similar shots inside the mag. She very cooperatively posed for the shots in April.
When it came to sitting for the interview she had also agreed to, that became a much different matter.
"Britney showed up for Allure's cover shoot on time and ready to work," editor-in-chief Linda Wells wrote in an a letter for the issue, on newsstands Tuesday.
"She was entirely unself-conscious: She took off her wig and then stripped down to the waist, for no apparent reason, before sitting for hair and makeup," Wells said. "She was agreeable and cooperative on the shoot and left at the end of the day, followed by a trail of paparazzi."
As for the interview that was to follow, the 25-year-old Spears missed four appointments with Allure interviewer Judith Newman, Wells said.
At one point, Spears put off the chat because she was "delayed by important work in the recording studio," Newman wrote. But, she added, "The paparazzi found her a few hours later at a salon, getting her nails done."
What do you do when you have no profile to accompany some alluring photographs? Newman wrote a first-person essay about her experience trying to track down Spears.
"Britney has long lost her role-model status," Wells commented. "That dream of a comeback seems to occupy an ever-more-distant speck on the horizon."

Paris Hilton Hooks Up With Yet Another Man

Paris Hilton’s ‘love’ life is hard to keep up with at the best of times, but she’s gone into overdrive since leaving prison.

The socialite is now dating hunky actor Adrian Grenier after her last squeeze Cisco Adler unceremoniously dumped her.

Indeed Grenier was the source of the problem after Cisco saw footage of the couple handing out together at a couple of events on the internet.

Paris and Adrian have carried on regardless with the Las Angeles screening of new movie The 11th Hour being their latest outing on Wednesday, according to The Sun, who also report the pair have been enjoying “midnight visits”.

Victoria Beckham to Offer Fashion Advice

Victoria Beckham will offer her fashion ideas in a new book, "That Extra Half an Inch: Hair, Heels and Everything in Between," to be published by HarperCollins in November.
"I've always been a girl's girl," Beckham, aka Posh Spice, said in a statement Thursday. "And I know from experience that making the very best of yourself is something any woman can do."
Beckham is a member of the newly reunited Spice Girls and wife of soccer star David Beckham.
"I was never the 6-foot-tall pinup. I've always been the girl-next-door who got lucky," she said. "I've come a long way in the last 10 years, but this book isn't my attempt to tell you what or what not to do. It's just to share some of what I've learned."
According to HarperCollins, "That Extra Half an Inch" will offer guidance on everything from how to dress on special occasions to "how to feel confident and look great every time you leave the house."
Beckham's ability to sell books, at least other people's books, has already been demonstrated. Last spring, she was seen holding a copy of "Skinny Bitch," a diet guide by Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin that soon became a best seller.

Britney Spears’ Normal Photo Shoot

It’s something we thought we'd never see but Britney Spears has managed to participate in a seemingly normal interview and photo shoot for Allure magazine.

According to the magazine’s Editor-In-Chief Linda Wells, Spears was more than cooperative for the spread, which will hit newsstands at the end of the month.

“Britney showed up for Allure’s cover shoot on time and ready to work” claims Wells.

“She was entirely unselfconscious: She took off her wig and then stripped down to the waist, for no apparent reason, before sitting for hair and makeup.

”She was agreeable and cooperative on the shoot and left at the end of the day, followed by a trail of paparazzi.

”And that was the last we saw of her.”

*Yawn*

Britney Spears Lesbian Romp: Part Two

More news has emerged surrounding Britney Spears’ lesbian escapades. This time her former nannies are speaking out about the troubled pop-tarts drunkenly lust for women.

A string of former nannies have accused the Toxic star of begging them of sleazy lesbian romps.
“She’ll strip down in front of staff. She’ll ask: ‘Do I look sexy? Do I look pretty?’ She’s extremely insecure” a former employee told the Daily Star.
“She just cares about whether her nannies are young and fun and like to drink and party. She hires people to be her friends.
“She’d share stories about her married life with her staff and it would make them feel awkward, especially when she talked about sexual positions.”
One nanny goes as far to claim that Brit invited her to slip in between the sheets whilst her 22-month-old son Sean Preston was in the same bed.
The report has emerged just days after Spears was photographed indulging in a sexual romp with her former personal assistant Shannon Funk.

Revelation! [1992]

Somewhere there is a land in the sky.
And this land will be called Memphis Tennessee.
And this land will build great cities of gold and medallion.
And these cities will be filled
with towering platform shoes
and rows-and-rows of silk flares,
which will be immaculately dry-cleaned.
And it will rain hair laquer morning, noon,
and then some more at noon again.
And this land will grow fat and drunk.
And drunk and fat. And just plain fat.
And on every street corner there will be
a corner of a street.
And there will be huge television screens,
which will roam the city. And they will have Emm-Tee-Vee!
And there will be hotels that are heart-broken.
And jailhouses that are rocked.
And truly this land will have a king.
And this king will sit upon a throne.
And it will be a throne of rockabilly. And a throne of rollabilly.
And lo, the faithful will gather around, and buy
merchandise.

Courtney bares all in steamy photoshoots

Rocker Courtney Love steamed up the lens with her bare all shoot for Harper's Bazaar magazine.
The singer/actress only had some carefully placed jewelry on in the racy pics.
The 43-year-old, who was recently in news for her skeletal figure, looked surprisingly sexy in the pics.
Love revealed that the secret behind her new found figure was that she gained 10 pounds, thanks to cupcakes.
"I've put on 10 pounds (thank you Sprinkles cupcakes which I must admit are overrated),” the Sun quoted Love, as saying.
The ‘Hole’ frontwoman however insisted that she was tired of the hype around her weight and appearance.
"I must point out the hypocrisy of this crazy hysteria about my weight. No one's going to mistake me for Eva Longoria, and my God I am truly happy to be who and what I am,” she said.

This Much I Know About The Republic Of Estonia

Home to the oldest Christmas tree in the world,
The Republic Of Estonia is the smallest
and most northerly of the 3 Baltic States.
Its capital city is Tallinn.
Its currency is the kroon.
The time difference is only 2 hours.
This much I know about The Republic Of Estonia.
It's not much, I know. But it's a start.

Meeting Mister (Beef) Iron & Wine

They say you should never meet your heroes,
and they're probably about right on that score.
But when your heroes look like
Jesus-in-faded-denim
and make the kind of
delicate wind-swept lullaby folk music
to crack hearts open upon,
I'm willing to make an exception.
That Sam Beam is a rolling tobacco
kind of a guy comes as little surprise.
What's perhaps more of a revelation
is the fact that, despite being raised in Sodom South Carolina,
our host is a big fan of
Time Lords and Gallifrey
and Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space.
You wouldn't think it to look at him.
Or maybe, just maybe, you actually would.
We leave Sam sipping on a mohito
beneath the neon glow of the hotel entrance.
His lion's mane of a beard all aglow in the fuzzy 1am light.
His new album, 'The Shepherd's Dog' isn't out until next month,
but I already have the sneaking suspicion
it's going to be one of my favourite longplayers of the year.

'Naked As We Came' promo-video

Spice Girls set to battle it out with Britney

The Spice Girls are said to be leaving no stone unturned when it comes to battling it out with Britney Spears for the opening slot of an esteemed music concert.
The all-girl band is vying to open the Fashion Rocks concert at London's Royal Albert Hall, one of the biggest events in the music and fashion industry.
While the vivacious five are eying the October extravaganza to make their long-awaited comeback, organizers of the event are desperately trying to rope in Britney to open the concert, her first official appearance since her troubles.
The organizers have asked the ‘Toxic’ singer to perform, but her record label has yet to decide as they are worried her songs aren’t strong enough.
But people from Spice Girls' manager with Simon Fuller’s camp are doing their best to try and get the Girls on the line-up which already includes Kasabian, Alicia Keys and Beth Ditto.
"People around the Spice Girls think it's the perfect place for their first gig in years. They're keeping their fingers crossed, but they know there are some big names in the mix,” the Mirror quoted a source, as saying.
The October 18 event, which is held every two years to raise money for the Prince's Trust, will be hosted by Samuel L. Jackson and Uma Thurman.

Michael Lohan slams Lindsay's ex-bodyguard

Lindsay Lohan’s dad has hit out against the actress’ ex –bodyguard who claimed that her parents’ negligent and wild ways have contributed to the young star’s current health and legal problems.
In an interview to In Touch, Tony Almeida said both Michael and Dina Lohan were ‘wild, abusive, neglectful partiers’.
Michael slammed Almeida’s statements and said that the latter is a ‘desperate and disgruntled employee who will do anything for money’.
He added that the bodyguard himself has been neglecting his own family and is a drug addict.
"It is sad to say but Tony Almeida is a desperate and disgruntled employee who is destitute and will do anything for money. In doing this he has violated a confidentiality agreement which proves his lack of integrity,” OK! Magazine quoted him, as saying.
“Furthermore he is a man who is passing the buck because it is he who has neglected his disabled son and entire family in Brazil for 20 years. How can he castigate myself and the members of my family about illegal drug use when he uses steroids that fuel his own rage (perhaps even worse than the rage he attributes to me)? Yet again, this is an instance of someone living off Lindsay and our family for their own personal gain,’ he added.

Insisting that the dejected bodyguard has got very ‘creative’, Michael also denied other claims made by Almeida including, that he had beaten up the ‘Mean Girls’ star, and that the starlet has been cash cow for her parents.
He also refuted Almeida’s claims that they allowed the 21-year-old to share a room with her then beau Aaron Carter, for he could help her music career.
“To address his ‘stalking’ claim, I never entered Lindsay’s property in LA. Tony knows that, but now that he is dejected and in dire straits he has gotten very ‘creative.’ Lindsay had a secure trust fund up until the age of 18, again a time I was separated from my family, so how could we have lived off Lindsay? Up until that time I supported my family in every conceivable capacity. Records will prove, I never took one red cent from Lindsay directly or indirectly, nor did I ever touch Lindsay or any of my children,” he said.

"As I have admitted I slapped Dina once in 1989 and I have truly regretted it ever since. Tony never saw me doing cocaine because I was not doing it at that time. I have a video of Lindsay’s entire sweet 16 which shows that she only drank juices and soft drinks. During the time Lindsay was with Aaron, Dina and I were always around; we even had a federal agent, who is a friend of mine, as security for Lindsay and Aaron. Not once was it ever reported to us that any drinking, drugs or promiscuity ever took place.
"Tony is a desperate man who is struggling to make ends meet any way he can. Lindsay was never afraid of me. If anything she turned to me when she had problems. Tony only had known me for 2 years, much of which I was not around him or Lindsay, so how can he judge me or my relationship with my children.” (ANI)

Hubby Promotes Aguilera to Show Off Body!

It seems that Christina Aguilera will never clean up her dressing act, despite being a married woman and possibly even a mum-to-be.
In a recent interview with In Style magazine, the Dirrty singer admitted that she has been able to keep up her racy dressing standards because of her husband.
Aguilera, who is rumoured to be pregnant, confessed that her husband Jordan Bratman encourages her to show off her body.
"When I feel an outfit's too revealing, he just says, 'You have the body, go ahead!'" the Mirror quoted her, as telling the mag.
"I couldn't really ask for a more supportive husband," she added.

WANTS HER KIDS TO BE BILINGUAL

Aguilera is determined that her kids will speak both English and Spanish.
The singer, though still refusing to confirm whether or not she is pregnant, insists that her kids will learn to speak Spanish, as she is Hispanic.
"I definitely want my kids to know Spanish. And I'm taking my tapes on tour," Contactmusic quoted her, as telling InStyle magazine.
And when the magazine asks whether this is a subtle confirmation that she and hubby Jordan Bratman will be expecting their first child at the end of the year, Aguilera manages to divert the question by simply stating that she and her husband cannot wait to start a family of their own.
"It's definitely something we can't wait to begin," she said.
The couple started dating in late 2002. The announced their engagement in February 2005, and married on November 19 the same year.
Aguilera, currently on her Back to Basics tour, sparked fears that her touring might be putting her baby to risk when she collapsed backstage during a show in Australia.
She was forced to cancel two Melbourne dates, due to viral upper respiratory tract infection with a high fever and abnormal coughing.

Britney 'Dying' to be Paris' Pal Again

She once dumped Paris Hilton in a bid to salvage her image, but now Britney Spears seems to be desperate to rekindle her friendship with the hotel heiress.
According to a friend of Hilton, the 'Toxic' is keen on renewing her alliance with Paris, and is even trying to get a hold of the socialite's mobile phone number.
"Britney's dying to hang out with Paris. She's trying to get her cell phone number and passing messages to her through other friends," Life and Style quoted the friend, as saying.
However, the friend added that the 'Simple Life' star is not willing to pay any heed to Spears' efforts, as she no longer wants to be associated with the troubled pop tart.
"Paris moved on a long time ago when it comes to Britney. She feels sorry for her, but that's as far as it goes!" the friend said.
Spears became close to Paris after filing for divorce from estranged husband Kevin Federline in November last year, but cut all ties with the jailbird in April after realising that their hard partying was harming her image.
PARKING-LOT FENDER BENDER
Oops, she dinged it again. Paparazzi took pictures and videos of a puppy-toting Britney Spears steering her car into another one as she tried to turn into a spot in a Studio City parking lot. Then assessing the damage to her own car only. Then heading off to shop.
But the tale of the tape made it clear to the owner of the parked car just who it was who scraped up her silver Mercedes-Benz.
Kim Robard-Rifkin, 59, told the entertainment Web site CelebTV.com on Wednesday that nobody from Spears' camp had contacted her about the damaged car.

Jolie's Sexual Life Sacrifices for Brad

Angelina Jolie’s bisexuality has been well documented. However, after falling for beau Brad Pitt, she’s not only given up on lesbian, but also kinky sex.
Jolie has never hidden the fact that she had enjoyed a ten-year relationship with model Jenny Shimizu, or that she used to cut herself with knives during sex.
But now the actress insists that her days of sleeping with women, and indulging in S&M are over.
“I’ve never hidden my bisexuality. But since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life,” The Sun quoted her, as telling French magazine Public.
The Oscar winning star also revealed to the mag that Pitt trusts her not to cheat on him, and that’s why he lets her talk to anyone she wants to.
“He lets me talk to whomever I want. He has complete blind faith in me,” she said.
Jolie’s interview rubbishes reports that she and Pitt are close to splitting.

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Jessica Alba Signs on for ‘The Love Guru'

Jessica Alba has signed on to star in Paramount Pictures' new movie 'Love Guru'.
The sexy star will be playing the female lead opposite funnyman Mike Myers, who has also scripted the film along with Graham Gordy.
Also appearing with the two will be Romany Malco, and Verne Troyer, who played Mini-Me in Myres' three "Austin Powers" films, reports Variety.
In the movie, Myers plays Pitka, an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus.
After returning to America, he tries to settle a rift between a hockey player, to be played by Malco, and his wife, who in turn is enamoured with the star player of a rival team.
Alba plays the hockey team owner and Troyer the team coach. Pitka's job is to check that romance between Malco and his wife, so that the star player can lead his team to the championship.
The pic, scheduled for a June 20, 2008 release, will be helmed by Marco Schnabel.

Spice Girl Brown is Married since June!

Spice Girl Melanie Brown, who gave birth to Eddie Murphy's daughter in April, married her boyfriend, Steven Belafonte, in June, according to Clark County marriage records.
Murphy acknowledged his paternity of Brown's daughter, Angel, last week, one day after the 32-year-old singer took legal action to establish him as the parent.
Belafonte is a movie producer whose recent credits include "Sisters" and "Thank You for Smoking." Brown was known as Scary Spice when she performed with the Spice Girls, whom she'll join for the band's reunion tour in December and January.
A marriage certificate filed with Clark County, which encompasses Las Vegas, lists the date of the couple's nuptials as June 6. It does not state exactly where they were married.
An email to Brown's publicist was not immediately returned.

Mexico Apologizes for Miss USA Jeers

A Mexican tourism official issued an apology for the jeers aimed at Miss USA in May during an international beauty contest in Mexico City.
Rachel Smith, the U.S. entrant into the Miss Universe competition, was booed by some of the audience after she slipped and fell during an evening-gown competition. Her fall and the audience reaction briefly attracted international attention.
Gabriel Szekely, chief of staff for Mexico's tourism department, wrote in a letter that he regretted the "unfortunate events" of the pageant.
"We understand the concern of the people of the United States about the incorrect behavior of a small group that attended the event," Szekely wrote. "We apologize for the inconvenience, and be sure that Miss Rachel Smith will always be welcome in Mexico."
The letter was addressed to Los Angeles homeless activist Ted Hayes. It came after Hayes and a second activist, David Hernandez, complained to Ruben Beltran, the city's consul general of Mexico. It has been forwarded to Smith.
The audience's reaction to Smith was thought to reflect Mexico's sometimes tense relationship with the U.S. The pageant was held as lawmakers in the U.S. were debating immigration reform.
Smith was the fourth runner-up at the pageant. Miss Japan, Riyo Mori, went on to win the crown.

'No More Heels' for Jessica Biel

It seems Jessica Biel is tired of donning her best outfits all the time.
The 25-year-old actress who has a stylist, who also dresses Penelope Cruz, Demi Moore and Eva Mendes, at her beck and call, revealed that it was a 'pain' to dress-up all the time.
"It's a pain. It really is. Just because there is so much weight on what you're going to wear," Sydney Morning Herald quoted Biel, as saying.
'The Illusionist' actress insisted that she was always in a dilemma about what to wear and hoped she could wear a comfortable pair of flats sometime.
"So sometimes you feel like, 'Oh, God. I'd better come up with something amazing.' And I do dress up a lot. I feel like I'm dressing up all the time now and I find myself constantly thinking, oh please let it be a pair of flats. No more heels," she said.
Meanwhile, the sexy actress who appears on the cover of GQ Magazine in a barely there bikini also insisted that she did not want to be the 'overexposed’ celeb.
"Getting your picture taken when you are walking down the street is not good," she said.
However, Biel does not mind is some filmmaker spots her pic and offers her a role.
"But I've found it can work both ways. If a producer sees that photo and considers you for a film, then it's great," she added.