X-Tina went to the drunk tank

Christina Aguilera and her 25-year-old boyfriend Matthew Rutler were both arrested early this morning... she for public intoxication, him for DUI.  That's otherwise known as a BAD NIGHT.

At 2:45 AM in West Hollywood, police pulled over a Mustang that had a case of the swerves.  The driver, Matthew, was arrested on suspicion of DUI and his passenger, X-Tina, was taken into custody for acting sloppy.  Apparently she was at the point where she wasn't able to take care of herself, a.k.a. loser drunk, too drunk to function, so they kept an eye on her until the shitfaced-ness wore off.



You know that if it weren't for her dumbass man though, she would have just passed out at home in her bed fully clothed... Instead she had to deal with the spins in a cold, dirty cell all night.  I mean it was stupid of her to get into the car with him but clearly if she was that far gone, she probably didn't realize what she was doing.  It's just unfortunate.



But because Christina wasn't being a pain in the ass (like Snooki), once she sobered up they let her go and aren't planning to prosecute her either.  E! News reports she was super cooperative and totally not ragey or anything like that.  And whoever at the station snapped that pic of her mugshot with their cell phone is so getting fired.

According to TMZ, before Matthew got behind the wheel all plastered, he and Christina were chugging two bottles of wine during their midnight dinner at some restaurant called Osteria Mozza.  If you're a saint, you may wonder who orders entrees that late?  Wasted people do, that's who.  Most drunkies hit up a 24-hour McDonalds though... in a cab.  Or stumble to the nearest donair place.  I mean, I've never done that...



TMZ also claims that people in Christina's life have been trying to get her into rehab for weeks (well, she has been kind of messy lately).  Britney Spears is all, "Who's out of control now?"

X-Tina's Super Bowl rehearsal

See, she knows the words... and it could have been so good!



Christina Aguilera may have effed up the national anthem at the Super Bowl on Sunday, but she killed it in rehearsal... And once she nailed the big voice part, she didn't even feel the need to finish.  I mean, why would she?  She's probably sang it a million times...







My favorite part is the commentary hehe.



Can we get over this now?  Because there's no way X-Tina even came close to topping this epic anthem fail, which I'll never get over!  Haaaa:







SO GOOD.

X-Tina messes up the national anthem

It's not MY national anthem so I had no idea Christina Aguilera screwed up while singing it at the Super Bowl yesterday, but that she did.



I guess she was supposed to say, "o'er the ramparts we watched" but she sang "what so proudly we watched," instead.  And then no one was proud.







At least she can actually SING.  Unlike these four robots.

X-Tina is drunk and mouthy

Sup with Christina Aguilera lately?  Does she seriously have rage issues from being compared to Britney Spears all those years ago?  Or maybe she's not coping with her divorce well... cuz a couple of things have gone DOWN lately that are less than flattering for her character.



First, E! News reports the Burlesque actress started a bitch fight with co-star Julianne Hough last Friday.  Apparently X-Tina used her Christina singing voice to scream at the former Dancing With The Stars pro for reasons unknown.  A witness says she got all up in Julianne's face and tried to grab at her and shit.  It ended with everyone feeling the sorries for J-Hough who didn't have her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest to stand on his tippie-toes and defend her.  Don't tell me they were fighting over him...



Then US Weekly came out with a story that Christina got drunk and passed out in Jeremy Renner's bed totally uninvited recently.  She supposedly showed up unannounced to the actor's 40th birthday party at his house earlier this month with her new man Matthew Rutler.  And judging by the fact that the birthday boy's parents were there, it probably wasn't one of those "let's get waaaasted!" parties...  But that didn't stop her!



 Renner was overheard telling friends at a Golden Globe afterparty last Sunday that when he busted X-Tina in his bed, she was slurring her words and her boyfriend was giving her a back massage.  He was all, "Who comes to someone's birthday party that they don't know and gets in their bed?!"



An actual guest of Jeremy's that night added, "Christina was a mess at that party. She acted like a fool. Her boyfriend was shushing her and telling her to go to sleep."



So what does this alleged drunk betch have to say about these rumors?  Her rep denies them obviously calling the first incident "nonsense" and handles the other like this: "When Jeremy Renner's rep says it's not true I don't think it warrants a comment from Christina."

Jeremy's rep didn't exactly call it untrue though... because the statement said, "She was enjoying herself, but she wasn't in his bed."



That's so interpretive.  I'll take it as she WAS hammered then.  And maybe in the spare bedroom.

"Racy" X-tina pics

Christina Aguilera's stylist's account was hacked today resulting in "racy" pictures of the singer popping up online.

The pictures were supposedly taken in X-tina's closet where it appears she's not wearing any makeup, her hair isn't done, and it looks like she's simply just modelling outfits.  There's nothing scandalous about most of them except for one where she's wearing nipple pasties and some sort of jewel shirt that's not really a shirt.  Still, you can barely see shit --it's no worse than her "Dirrty" video, past Maxim shoots, or Rolling Stone covers, really...



But apparently if Team Aguilera finds out who's responsible for the leak, they say (via People) they will pursue them "aggressively" for their "reprehensible" actions.  OKAY.  Says the girl with the S&M music vid...

Christina Aguilera is now on LiLo's bad side

RadarOnline is straight up insinuating that Christina Aguilera's marriage fell apart because she's into girls.  More specifically... Lindsay Lohan's ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.  Watch your back X-tina...

The website reports the two have always been good friends, and recently spent time in Mexico together for Nicole Richie's bachelorette party.  That's apparently where Christina and Sam grew closer as the singer's marriage "crumbled", and eventually X-tina's husband Jordan Bratman found himself "unnecessary" in his wife's life.  HOMEWRECKER!



Radar also claims that Christina has been on the hunt through gay bars trying to land chicks to hook up with, but none of them would have her because she was married to a dude.

Oh, and because she leaves behind orange stains that are a bitch to get out!

X-Tina may have cheated

Anddd it's over.

TMZ reports two days after announcing their separation, Christina Aguilera has filed for divorce from Jordan Bratman.  And yes, they have a prenup.  All the money the singer earned before, during, and after their marriage is to be considered hers and hers only.  Plus, she's requesting her ex will not be entitled to spousal support.



All this comes after rumors of X-Tina cheating on her husb.  Harsh.  You gonna cheat on him then leave him with nothing??  Well, not NOTHING... they're seeking joint custody of their 2-year-old son Max.  Jordan better teach little Max how to stuff his diapers with money bags before visiting daddy...

Christina Aguilera splits from husband

I always wanted these two to last to prove that a powerful, beautiful, famous female can make it work with a non-famous, non-glamorous guy...  But, just like her music, Christina Aguilera's marriage is getting worse over time.

US Weekly was the first to report that the 29-year-old pop star and her husb Jordan Bratman have been separated for a few months.  The two are now living apart and will see how it goes apparently.



A 'source' explains, "They were very much in love. But over the last six months, it ­became clear they were more like friends than husband and wife."  Christina even tried to plan a trip to Italy to reignite the flame, but it didn't help.



The couple met in 2002 when he was a producer on one of her albums, and married in 2005 (that's when her music started to suck).  They have a 2-year-old son Max.



I think it's time for dirrty X-Tina to come back...

Hubby Promotes Aguilera to Show Off Body!

It seems that Christina Aguilera will never clean up her dressing act, despite being a married woman and possibly even a mum-to-be.
In a recent interview with In Style magazine, the Dirrty singer admitted that she has been able to keep up her racy dressing standards because of her husband.
Aguilera, who is rumoured to be pregnant, confessed that her husband Jordan Bratman encourages her to show off her body.
"When I feel an outfit's too revealing, he just says, 'You have the body, go ahead!'" the Mirror quoted her, as telling the mag.
"I couldn't really ask for a more supportive husband," she added.

WANTS HER KIDS TO BE BILINGUAL

Aguilera is determined that her kids will speak both English and Spanish.
The singer, though still refusing to confirm whether or not she is pregnant, insists that her kids will learn to speak Spanish, as she is Hispanic.
"I definitely want my kids to know Spanish. And I'm taking my tapes on tour," Contactmusic quoted her, as telling InStyle magazine.
And when the magazine asks whether this is a subtle confirmation that she and hubby Jordan Bratman will be expecting their first child at the end of the year, Aguilera manages to divert the question by simply stating that she and her husband cannot wait to start a family of their own.
"It's definitely something we can't wait to begin," she said.
The couple started dating in late 2002. The announced their engagement in February 2005, and married on November 19 the same year.
Aguilera, currently on her Back to Basics tour, sparked fears that her touring might be putting her baby to risk when she collapsed backstage during a show in Australia.
She was forced to cancel two Melbourne dates, due to viral upper respiratory tract infection with a high fever and abnormal coughing.

Aguilera Plays Hot, Stefani Lukewarm!

Singer Christina Aguilera came off as sexually wild at her recent Sydney concert compared to the subsequent tame offerings of another pop diva, Gwen Stefani.
Aguilera's performance at Acer Arena last week was punctuated by a faux dominatrix skit with a male fan tied to a circus wheel. The heat was turned up when large-screen sepia-toned videos were shown of her romping semi-clothed and nude, the Sydney Daily Telegraph reported Wednesday.
The suggestive flavor of the concert prompted the departure of at least some families with younger children in tow, the newspaper said.
If Aguilar's concert could be considered soft porn by some, Stefani's performance a week later was practically sedate. Stefani said she was surprised to see so many young children at her concert.
During my tour in America, it was surreal to see how young the audience was and I didn't expect it, she said. We're talking about 5-year-olds and 8-years-olds and a lot of them. There's something so fun about that because the pressure goes off you a bit. You just go out there and have fun.