Golden Globes fashion

Everybody knows it's not just about who won what at the Golden Globes awards, but it's about who WORE what as well.  And sometimes, that will get you even more attention than a trophy...



HIT: January Jones in red Versace.  If you don't like it, you're jealous.

MISS: Angelina Jolie in emerald Atelier Versace.  All the E! red carpet hosts were like, "Oh Angelina looks stunningggg!"  Stop kissing ass.  It's an old lady dress.

MIXED REACTION: Sandra Bullock's new bangs... Some say they're too long, too thick, too overpowering... but I think she looks younger and I know first hand, a little change to the hair can make you feel like a new woman!

DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK: Helena Bonham Carter.  This chick is quirky and knows she's going to end up on the worst-dressed list.  If she's gonna be on there anyway, might as well be the best at being the worst!  I love her for it.

HOTTEST MALE AWARD:  Robert Downey Jr. in a non-black suit unlike 99.9% of the other dudes.  Plus he's my old man crush...

P.S. WHERE THE HELL WAS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?  Didn't The Social Network win like everything??