Sweet tassels

Dear Katherine Heigl, you are not a cowgirl. A real cowgirl would rather tie a rope around her own neck than dare with this look. A stripper cowgirl wouldn't wear this outfit even if she was planning to take it off 3 seconds later. Even Halloween is confused... Are you half cowboy half pirate?

[photo via DListed]

You can keep the boots but everything else has to go.

Lamar, Khloe and her bow-tie on Ellen

I usually love Khloe Kardashian's style, but this bow-tie getup she wore on the Ellen DeGeneres show today... not a fan lady.  Only because it brings back bad work uniform memories for me!

Reminds me of what I had to wear when I was a banquet server in high school.  I had a drawer full of black bow-ties by the end of it because I'd always show up to work without one saying, "Oopsie I lost it! Hee hee," just to try to get out of wearing the thing.  BUT of course, they always had extras.



So I switched hotels and got a job where I could look cuter, bow-tie free. That's how against female bow-ties I am!

FIRED: Ashley Judd's stylist

Why does Ashley Judd dress herself like she's going to the beach in 1929 in her full piece bathing costume with your Grandma's favorite Sunday shoes?

Earlier in the day, she wore that same outfit on The View but with a skinny pink headband... like the kind you use to pull your hair back when you wash your face before bed.  You've had it since you were six.



At least Ashley lost the headband for the book signing, but somehow she compensated by tossing white powder all over her face. [via DListed]  Didn't you learn anything from Uma?

It actually makes me sad.  But I guess we'll read in her memoir "All That Is Bitter And Sweet" how her mother Naomi was never around to teach her how to dress herself.  And then a lot of other things that are horrible.  You know what, I'm going to go with " Sweet Valley Confidential" instead.

Golden Globes fashion

Everybody knows it's not just about who won what at the Golden Globes awards, but it's about who WORE what as well.  And sometimes, that will get you even more attention than a trophy...



HIT: January Jones in red Versace.  If you don't like it, you're jealous.

MISS: Angelina Jolie in emerald Atelier Versace.  All the E! red carpet hosts were like, "Oh Angelina looks stunningggg!"  Stop kissing ass.  It's an old lady dress.

MIXED REACTION: Sandra Bullock's new bangs... Some say they're too long, too thick, too overpowering... but I think she looks younger and I know first hand, a little change to the hair can make you feel like a new woman!

DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK: Helena Bonham Carter.  This chick is quirky and knows she's going to end up on the worst-dressed list.  If she's gonna be on there anyway, might as well be the best at being the worst!  I love her for it.

HOTTEST MALE AWARD:  Robert Downey Jr. in a non-black suit unlike 99.9% of the other dudes.  Plus he's my old man crush...

P.S. WHERE THE HELL WAS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?  Didn't The Social Network win like everything??

Rihanna's "F U" necklace

Does Rihanna buy her jewelry at the same place that Lindsay Lohan gets her nails done?  [via DListed]

[yes, that says "fuck you"]

Oh and look, there are children around.  How cute.

Fuck you and smile everybody!

Tyra fail

Tyra Banks was obviously trying to start a trend at French Vogue’s 90th Anniversary Party in Paris last night... but if she actually thinks this is going to catch on, bitch be nuts.

The America's Next Top Model host was all proud of herself tweeting this picture of herself with the caption: "So, when I couldn't find a mask for FRENCH VOGUE 90th ANNIVERSARY Masquerade Party, I made my own!" adding, "Can u guess how I made this FRENCH VOGUE party mask??? It's homemade. How did I do it though? Hint: was super cheap."



HINT: nobody fucking cares.

Lenny Kravitz... WHY

Please tell me this is not going to catch on.  Lenny Kravitz's thigh-high wedge boots, man-purse, and wrap... (via People "Style" Watch)

Bitch looks better than I do!

Taylor Momsen is a 'Material Girl'

If I ever started a clothing line, probably the last human being on the planet I would choose as the face of my fashion would be Taylor Momsen.  She makes Courtney Love look like a goddess.  Even raccoons think her eyes look ridiculous.  And she garbage men are constantly mistaking her for trash.



But for some reason, Madonna and her daughter Lourdes snatched 'Little J' by the 10 ft. of crusty piss on her head she calls hair extensions and asked her to promote their "Material Girl" line for Macy's.  And by promote, I mean look as miserable as possible...

Repulsive.  Lourdes should be the face, she's actually cute.  Madonna, how could you let this happen??