RECAP: season 3 premiere of Jersey Shore

Season 3, Season 2 Part 2, whatever... The Jersey Shore crew are back in Seaside where it all began and this time they've dropped Angelina and replaced her with Snooki's new sidekick.

Here's what you need to know in case for some reason you missed this amazing mess last night!...

• Everyone has upgraded their rides to BMWs, Range Rovers and Cadillacs but apparently everyone still lives at home.


• Snooki is a ginge guidette.


• Pauly D's mom is so sweet and concerned about hygiene.


• Vinny has a shower caddy just like your Grandma's!


• Sammi is bitter and so NOT a "Sweetheart".


• Ronnie is P-whipped.


• "Whore-bag" is J-Woww's secret nickname.


• The Situation got screwed in the rooms department thanks to Ron and Sam who for some reason don't think it will be awkward...


• Apparently new girl Deena Nicole has a hard name to pronounce.


• Deena is willing to let Snooki borrow her vibrator.  No, you shouldn't share those... thankfully Snooks has her own.


• Sammi had a chance to bridge the gap with Snooki and J-Woww by simply being polite to Deena who was very friendly at first... but she blew it!


• The Situation has the line of the night with: "If Deena was a holiday she'd definitely be Thanksgiving because she's got a lot to give... and she's down for a lot of stuffing!"


• Sammi takes the cliche phrase: "If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen!" literally.


• 'Flip Cup' is hard to play on a windy night.


• Snooki still wants Vinny bad.  He banged her friend Ryder two weeks before filming began.  Yeah he RODE HER.


• J-Woww tells Vinny to "stick it in one of the jet holes" in the hot tub.  That is very dangerous advice.


• "Find my hat" is codeword for "Find my Kooka."


• Deena flashed her NaaNaa to The Situation "on accident".


• NaaNaa is the new Kooka.


• At least Sammi and Deena agree that Sammi was laughing at Deena.


• The C-word is thrown around very freely these days.


• Deena is nominated for Rookie Of The Year!  She's the only rookie in the house though...


• Ronnie doesn't jump out of bed to stand up for his girlfriend until Deena talks shit about him too.


• Nobody talks until Ronnie is done talking!!!


• Oh shiiiit, Snooki brought Ronnie's mama into it.


• And J-Woww uses her fists, not her words.

 Yep, Thursday is officially my new favorite day of the week once again!