Friday, January 7, 2011

You're 49!

This is someone's wife.





This Cathy Ward person couldn't have just started a Twilight Saga bobblehead collection or something... she had to go and tattoo her entire back instead.  And she's not done yet.  Did I mention this woman is pushing 50?


It's almost sweet because she credits the vampire-themed books and movies for inspiring her lose weight.  The Daily Mail UK reports she's lost "5 stone", whatever that means... (apparently 14 dress sizes).  But it also seems she's gone from one addiction (food) to the next (Twilight).


When it comes to her "body art" Cathy explains, "I wanted a permanant reminder of the amazing series so I got a small tattoo and that turned into what I have got now."  She's already spent £2,000 on ink and plans to spend another £2,000 on dedicating her arms and stomach to the TEENAGE fantasy-romance series.



She continues, "The way I look at it I could be spending the money on going out drinking and eating but instead I'm spending it on something I am really passionate about."



Cathy dropped from a size 24 to a 10 after setting up a home gym in her spare room with Twilight posters all over the walls.  She watches the movies or listens to the soundtracks as she works out and says, "It has worked miracles!"  Hey, whatever works... Lady, you actually should turn this into a BUSINESS for all the out-of-shape Twihards.



So what does her husband of 18 years Francis think?  Apparently he just laughs at her.  I'm sure he loves her new skinny bod... but I'm also sure he makes her keep her shirt on during sex.  Although, I have a feeling she makes him wear fangs... Hiss!

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