2011 MTV Movie Awards - winners

So the MTV Movie Awards went down over the weekend, and once again, The Twilight Saga dominated. Eclipse won five awards and made it clear that pretty much no other film, movie, actor, or actress has a chance until after Breaking Dawn Part II.

But, it wasn't only vampires, werewolves, and girls who are in love with vampires and werewolves who won awards... In fact, it was pretty difficult to tell who would take home popcorn trophies outside of Twilight-nominated categories.



Here's the complete list of winners:



BEST MALE PERFORMANCE

Robert Pattinson

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse



BEST VILLIAN

Tom Felton

Harry Potter: Deathly Hollows Part 1



BEST JAW DROPPING MOMENT

Justin Bieber

Never Say Never



BIGGEST BADASS STAR WINNER

Chloe Grace Moretz

Kick Ass



BEST BREAKOUT STAR

Chloe Grace Moretz



BEST FIGHT

Robert Pattinson vs. Bryce Dallas Howard vs. Xavier Samuel

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse



BEST KISS

Robert Pattinson/ Kristen Stewart

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse



MTV GENERATION

Reese Witherspoon



BEST LINE FROM A MOVIE

“I want to get chocolate wasted”

Alexys Nycole Sanchez



BEST SCARED-AS-SH*T

Ellen Page

Inception



BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE

Kristen Stewart

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse



BEST MOVIE

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse



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And also... this happened:

Biebz got his ears pierced!! Biebz got his ears pierced!!



If you take them out right away the holes will grow in, just FYI...

HOT

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson hook up in the new movie Water For Elephants, but hardcore Twilight fans don't have to worry about her trying to steal him away from Kristen Stewart in real life... because Reese is not turned on by him at all.

The actress tells In Touch about filming their love scenes, "Rob possibly had the most hideous horrible cold of any co-star I’ve ever had to do a love scene with ever in my entire life. He was literally snorting and snotting through every second of it – and it was not appealing. I’m talking green, infectious, disgusting – I’m not kidding!"



She adds, "I’m going to say it’s a little bit of a downer. I was a little disappointed. It wasn’t sexy."



Robert is like, "Bitch, you weren't so great yourself. Even the elephant had better breath."







They look super cute together though.  Reese is a liar, she loved his mucus all over her!  I bet she kept his kleenex.

Robert Pattinson Is Great Looking Wallpaper

Synopsis: Veterinary student Jacob meets and falls in love with Marlena , a star performer in a circus of a bygone era. They discover the beauty center in the world of the Big Top, and come together through their compassion for a particular elephant. Against all odds - including anger Marlena's charismatic but dangerous man, August - Jacob and Marlena find lifelong love.The 'Twilight' Phenom, 24, will play Witherspoon romantic interest in the circus-themed drama, premiered on April 22. Meanwhile, Entertainment Tonight is now reporting that while shooting the film last summer, his leading lady, she found "so lucky " to shoot love scenes with Pattinson.

Robert Pattinson Wallpapers | Robert Pattinson Photos

Douglas Robert Thomas Pattinson (born May 13, 1986) is an English actor, model, musician and producer. Born and raised in London, Pattinson began his career playing the role of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Later he got the role as Edward Cullen in the film adaptation of Twilight novels by Stephenie Meyer, and came into the world of international fame.] Pattinson was ranked as one of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood is based on 2009 earnings. In 2010, Pattinson was named one of Time Magazine's 100 most influential people in the world and also in the same year, Forbes ranked him as one of the most powerful celebrities in the world of Celebrity 100 His upcoming films include Bel Ami, water for elephants, Unbound prisoners and Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I and II

Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon kissing on the set of "Water for Elephants"

Robert Pattinson gets to play many roles and, as a bonus, gets to kiss a range of hot Hollywood actresses.



While shoot over the weekend for the upcoming film “Water for Elephants,” the “Twilight” hunk can be seen passionately locking lips with the beautiful Reese.

You're 49!

This is someone's wife.

This Cathy Ward person couldn't have just started a Twilight Saga bobblehead collection or something... she had to go and tattoo her entire back instead.  And she's not done yet.  Did I mention this woman is pushing 50?

It's almost sweet because she credits the vampire-themed books and movies for inspiring her lose weight.  The Daily Mail UK reports she's lost "5 stone", whatever that means... (apparently 14 dress sizes).  But it also seems she's gone from one addiction (food) to the next (Twilight).

When it comes to her "body art" Cathy explains, "I wanted a permanant reminder of the amazing series so I got a small tattoo and that turned into what I have got now."  She's already spent £2,000 on ink and plans to spend another £2,000 on dedicating her arms and stomach to the TEENAGE fantasy-romance series.



She continues, "The way I look at it I could be spending the money on going out drinking and eating but instead I'm spending it on something I am really passionate about."



Cathy dropped from a size 24 to a 10 after setting up a home gym in her spare room with Twilight posters all over the walls.  She watches the movies or listens to the soundtracks as she works out and says, "It has worked miracles!"  Hey, whatever works... Lady, you actually should turn this into a BUSINESS for all the out-of-shape Twihards.



So what does her husband of 18 years Francis think?  Apparently he just laughs at her.  I'm sure he loves her new skinny bod... but I'm also sure he makes her keep her shirt on during sex.  Although, I have a feeling she makes him wear fangs... Hiss!

By the beard of Zeus!

Robert Pattinson, why are you trying to look like you've just been rescued from an avalanche??

And how is your vampire sparkle supposed to come through all those facial pubes?  It's even migrating down his neck...