Charlie Sheen to make $7 mil on tour

Charlie Sheen seems like a big bag of loser lately, but it turns out he will be winning after his upcoming "Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option" tour or whatever that shit show is called...

TMZ reports the former Two and a Half Men star will be raking in $7 million for 21 dates in one month.  He's promised 85% of the profits with Live Nation taking the remaining 15%.  Is that normal??  Plus we're talking extra paydays for merchandise and after-parties on top of that...



Another thing, this guy's show is selling out only by advertising it himself on Twitter so they don't have to shell anything out for actual ads... PLUS it's just him on stage so they don't have to buy any fancy, expensive sets either.



Okay, you win this round Sheen.