Jackie Chan is alive!

#RIPJackieChan became a trending topic on Twitter today which got the online world buzzing that he had died but in fact, he was just the latest victim of many celebrity death hoaxes.  Anyone who believes something they see on Twitter without any credible news report backing it up first is just naive.  What are you, new??



Even so, the actor still felt like he had to defend his aliveness by updating his Facebook status, "Uh hi. I'm alive creepers." --Actually a statement was obviously posted by his people that read, "Jackie is alive and well. He did not suffer a heart attack and die, as was reported on many social networking sites and in online news reports. Jackie is fine and is busy preparing for the filming of his next movie."



WAIT.  If he didn't write that on his own wall, how do we know he's really not dead?!-- Is what some people were saying.  Because he's Jackie Fucking Chan, okay?  You think he'd die of a heart attack?  No.  He'd drop kick a heart attack in the FACE.



Proof: