Way harsh

Alicia Silverstone has given birth to her first child and People reports she named the poor boy Bear Blu. Oh? Is he a teddy bear from a childrens storybook who has a case of the sads?

But usually, when I think of someone who people call "Bear", I think of the Urban Dictionary definition: "A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair" --not the furry woodland creature.



And Blu? WHY? It's not even French for "blue" that's "bleu". So did you conceive him to Blu Cantrell's "Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!)" or something?







You're welcome for putting that song in your head for the next 24 hours whether you pressed play or not!