Demi Moore had to pick up her 17-year-old daughter Tallulah Belle Willis from the grip of police last night after she and two other girls were caught in a car with a couple bottles of a-a-a-a a-alcohol. I'm not even singing that Jamie Foxx song, cause that was so 2-years-ago...
[The former little one. The babys are always the worst!]
Tallulah had to have been desperately praying for stepdaddy Ashton Kutcher to suddenly jump out of a bush in a Von Dutch hat and yell "Punk'd!!!"-- but when she realized it wasn't 2003 (because that would make her 9), she knew this shit was real.
TMZ reports the three minors were cited for underage alcohol possession and, of course, they weren't allowed to leave until an adult claimed their soon-to-be grounded asses.
Pfft... That's nothing. When my friends and I were busted as teenagers, we got our booze poured out in front of us. TORTURE.
Tallules (can I call you Tallules?) supposedly phoned daddy Bruce Willis first but he ignored the call as he was too busy trying to make himself saying "Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker!" his ringtone. That's when Demi tore herself away from Twitter and went, "FINE. I'll get her! BRB."
I seriously doubt she's in any trouble with her parents though. They let her go to Coachella dressed like that, smoke ciggies, and clearly-- get at least one tattoo...
[mid-April via RadarOnline]
Unrelated observation: I know strapless bikini tops are good for avoiding unwanted tan lines, but it's not a good look. Never will be.
