Ashton tweets cast photo

Now that Ashton Kutcher has replaced Charlie Sheen on Two And A Half Men, expect to see that shit all over his Twitter timeline. The Sheen only follows 44 people on his Twitter but Ashton isn't one of them... it's probably too painful... like following an ex and seeing them flaunt their new love who is so much hotter than you.



Last week, in a surprisingly mature move, Charlie wrote, "#Winning Congrats to the cast and crew...CBS & WB..! My best to @aplusk !! The show must go on... You got the right guy! c".



Then yesterday, A-plus-K tweeted a photo of himself with John Cryer and Angus T. Jones pretty much in a love sandwich.

Two And A Half Men? More like The Three Musketeers! Am I right? AM I?



By the way, that kid is so NOT a half-man anymore I need to say. You've changed the main character, while you're at it why don't you change the name of the show as well? It should be called Three Men Right Here, Yo or at least Two And Three-Quarters Men.



So, like anyone with Facebook, I'm an expert on judging other peoples photos and it's obvious they're straight-up blood brothers already. The expressions on their faces are saying, "Charlie who? Ha, ha, ha! Let's never leave each others side."



So he stole his job, he stole his friends, next, Ashton is going to steal Charlie's retired goddess #2 Bree Olson, then his $1.25 million paycheck per episode (what's this measly $800,000 - $900,000 business??) and finally his catchphrase "Winning!"... but I'm sure he'll change it up slightly and call it "Triumphing!" instead. And it WILL sell t-shirts.

Tallulah busted for drinky drinks

BUZZKILL.



Demi Moore had to pick up her 17-year-old daughter Tallulah Belle Willis from the grip of police last night after she and two other girls were caught in a car with a couple bottles of a-a-a-a a-alcohol. I'm not even singing that Jamie Foxx song, cause that was so 2-years-ago...

[The former little one. The babys are always the worst!]

Tallulah had to have been desperately praying for stepdaddy Ashton Kutcher to suddenly jump out of a bush in a Von Dutch hat and yell "Punk'd!!!"-- but when she realized it wasn't 2003 (because that would make her 9), she knew this shit was real.



TMZ reports the three minors were cited for underage alcohol possession and, of course, they weren't allowed to leave until an adult claimed their soon-to-be grounded asses.



Pfft... That's nothing. When my friends and I were busted as teenagers, we got our booze poured out in front of us. TORTURE.



Tallules (can I call you Tallules?) supposedly phoned daddy Bruce Willis first but he ignored the call as he was too busy trying to make himself saying "Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker!" his ringtone. That's when Demi tore herself away from Twitter and went, "FINE. I'll get her! BRB."



I seriously doubt she's in any trouble with her parents though. They let her go to Coachella dressed like that, smoke ciggies, and clearly-- get at least one tattoo...

[mid-April via RadarOnline]

Unrelated observation: I know strapless bikini tops are good for avoiding unwanted tan lines, but it's not a good look. Never will be.

RAZZIE 'winners'

While the best movies of the year were getting prestigious awards this weekend at the Oscars, the worst were racking up Razzies…



The 31st annual Golden Raspberry Awards went down, as tradition has it, the night before the Oscars… with The Last Airbender and Sex & The City 2 receiving the most “wins”…

• ‘Worst Picture’: The Last Airbender.


• ‘Worst Actor’: Ashton Kutcher for Killers and Valentine’s Day.


• ‘Worst Actress’: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon for Sex & The City 2.


• ‘Worst Supporting Actor’: Jackson Rathbone for The Last Airbender and Twilight Saga: Eclipse.


• ‘Worst Supporting Actress’: Jessica Alba for The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete and Valentine’s Day.


• ‘Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3-D’: The Last Airbender.


• ‘Worst Screen Couple/Screen Ensemble’: The entire cast of Sex & The City 2.


• ‘Worst Screenplay’: The Last Airbender.


• ‘Worst Director’: M. Night Shyamalan for The Last Airbender.


• ‘Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel’: Sex & The City 2.

Skimming through the list of “winners” (a.k.a. losers) of the Razzies reminds me of skimming through the list of movies available on Netflix.

Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher Photos

More Demi Moore or the August 1991 Vanity Fair cover was a controversial handbra nude picture of the then seven months pregnant Demi Moore taken by Annie Leibovitz for the August 1991 cover of Vanity Fair to accompany a cover story about Moore.The cover has had a lasting social effects. When the cover was released, asked several celebrities for photos in the advanced stages of pregnancy, but not necessarily as naked as Moore. This development has made pregnancy fashionable images and created a thriving business.The Photography is one of the most reputable magazine covers of all time, and it is one of Leibovitz's most famous works.

J-Biebz is the new Punk'd host

It was recently revealed that Justin Bieber makes $300,000 per concert so CLEARLY he is in need of a second job to make ends meet.



Deadline.com reports MTV is planning to revive their hit celebrity hidden-camera show Punk'd with the teen singer as the new host.  Take that Ashton Kutcher, you're old news now.

Actually Ashton will still act as executive producer... and they're expected to launch sometime next year.



Honestly, I'd rather see J-Biebz GET punk'd than be the host of Punk'd but whatever.