Tallulah busted for drinky drinks

BUZZKILL.



Demi Moore had to pick up her 17-year-old daughter Tallulah Belle Willis from the grip of police last night after she and two other girls were caught in a car with a couple bottles of a-a-a-a a-alcohol. I'm not even singing that Jamie Foxx song, cause that was so 2-years-ago...

[The former little one. The babys are always the worst!]

Tallulah had to have been desperately praying for stepdaddy Ashton Kutcher to suddenly jump out of a bush in a Von Dutch hat and yell "Punk'd!!!"-- but when she realized it wasn't 2003 (because that would make her 9), she knew this shit was real.



TMZ reports the three minors were cited for underage alcohol possession and, of course, they weren't allowed to leave until an adult claimed their soon-to-be grounded asses.



Pfft... That's nothing. When my friends and I were busted as teenagers, we got our booze poured out in front of us. TORTURE.



Tallules (can I call you Tallules?) supposedly phoned daddy Bruce Willis first but he ignored the call as he was too busy trying to make himself saying "Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker!" his ringtone. That's when Demi tore herself away from Twitter and went, "FINE. I'll get her! BRB."



I seriously doubt she's in any trouble with her parents though. They let her go to Coachella dressed like that, smoke ciggies, and clearly-- get at least one tattoo...

[mid-April via RadarOnline]

Unrelated observation: I know strapless bikini tops are good for avoiding unwanted tan lines, but it's not a good look. Never will be.

Ricky Gervais' best lines at the Golden Globes

Everyone is taking sides today over Ricky Gervais and whether he "crossed the line" hosting the Golden Globes last night.  Even the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association says, "Some of the things were totally unacceptable."  I'm sorry but what did you expect?  If you wanted a host with shit all over their face from kissing all the celebs asses then you should have asked Ryan Seacrest.

Here are Ricky's best lines from last night... the ones that made the celebs squirm, clench their jaws, and hold back tears (via the National Post):

• “It’s going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or, as Charlie Sheen calls it, breakfast.”


• “It was a big year for 3-D movies. Toy Story, Despicable Me, Tron. It seems like everything this year was three-dimensional — except the characters in The Tourist.”


• “There were a lot of big films that didn’t get nominated this year – nothing for Sex and the City 2. I was sure the Golden Globe for special effects would go to the team that airbrushed that poster.”


• “Next up, Eva Longoria has the daunting task of introducing the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press. That’s nothing! I just had to help him off the toilet and pop his teeth in.”


• “Congratulations to Hugh Hefner, who is getting married at age 84 to 24-year-old beauty Crystal Harris. When asked why she was marrying him, she said, ‘He lied about his age. He told me he was 94′. Just don’t look at it when you touch it.”


• “Also not nominated, I Love You Phillip Morris. Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor, two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So the complete opposite of some famous Scientologists, then. My lawyers helped with that joke.”


• “The creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, is reportedly worth $7-billion. Heather Mills calls him the one that got away.”


• [Introducing Bruce Willis] “Ashton Kutcher’s dad!”


• [Introducing Robert Downey Jr.] “He’s the star of Iron Man, Two Girls and a Guy, Wonderboys. Sorry, are these porn films? Kiss Kiss (Bang Bang), Bowfinger. Really! Up the Academy. He has done all those films, but many of you in this room probably know him from such facilities as the Betty Ford Clinic and Los Angeles County Jail.”


• “The next presenter is a true Hollywood icon. In ten of the biggest blockbusters of all time, he has shown his extraordinary acting versatility. He has played a boxer … and Rambo. Please welcome Sylvester Stallone!”


• “He was a jobbing actor, career not going that well if I’m being perfectly honest, who got his big break when I cast him in a show called The Office. He is now leaving that show, and killing a cash cow for both of us. Please welcome the wonderful Tina Fey, and the ungrateful Steve Carell!”

Plus, the National Post left this one out but in his sign-off speech, Ricky ended his thank-you's with, "Thank you to God for making me an atheist."



The GG's are going to be so boring next year without him...

Bruce Willis’ 'Red' poster debited online

The poster for Bruce Willis forthcoming action comedy flick has debuted online. The film is being directed by Robert Schwentke of ‘The Time Traveler's Wife’ fame.

The movie "Red" is based on the DC Comics graphic bestselling novel of the same name by Warren Ellis. The film also stars Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman, Mary-Louise Parker and John Malkovich.

The film Red is about Frank Moses ( Bruce Willis), a former black-ops CIA agent who is now living a quiet life. That is, until the day hi-tech assassins show up intent on killing him and his old buddies. With his identity compromised and the life of the woman he cares for, Sarah (Parker), endangered, Frank reassembles his old team (Freeman, Malkovich and Mirren) in a last ditch effort to survive.

There is a lot of wild action with plenty of humor and great performances in this flick. The movie is set to release on Oct. 15, 2010.