Big Brother 12 couple break up

You probably thought when Big Brother 12 ended that you'd never have to hear about the vomit-worthy couple self-nicknamed Brenchel again.  But thanks to Brendon's penis, you are about to.

In case you aren't addicted to the summer reality show that is Big Brother, let me catch you up on the showmance (reality show romance) of last season...  Rachel, a wanna-be ginge from Vegas with the voice of a hyena and an emotional swim teacher named Brendon bonded and instantly fell in lurve in the backyard hammock over their shared passion for lab coats and microscopes.  Yes, they both believed they were scientists and that made them want to slam body parts.  The moment they did that, they not only fucked each other, but their game as well.

Over the course of the season their "love" alienated other players, made them a target for eviction, got them into many verbal scraps with contestants (and each other), and eventually got them kicked out of the house.  At one point, Brendon and Rachel were on the block together and he was willing to give up $500,000 to get booted instead of her.  Obviously neither of them won, but they felt winning each others hearts was more important.  Puke, I know.



Fast forward a few months later, and they're still together.  That is until swim coach Brendon showed off his little swimmers to other women online.



According to Oh No They Didn't!, he met three different hos on Facebook and exchanged nekkid pics with them on Skype until one of them recently came forward to Rachel on Twitter.  Apparently this one girl was under the impression that the reality stars weren't together anymore, but when she found out they were actually engaged she was all, "Not for long..."  She told Rachel everything, then released Brendon's peen photos for all to see which I'm not about to post on this blog.  (If you're a perv and need to see it, I'm sure you're familiar with Google.)  What followed was a public breakup, and Brendon's weepy apology video.







Dude, you're not in the diary room anymore.  Nobody cares about your thoughts and feelings.



The funny thing is that Rachel's go-to catch phrase on Big Brother was, "Nobody comes between me and my man!"  Yeah, except for any girl who asks him to take his clothes off on webcam...