Fergie's husband kicked off a plane

Josh Duhamel was escorted off a plane yesterday after he refused to turn off his BlackBerry... a total no-no, everybody knows that.  Clearly his sexts with Fergie were more important than the safety of others!



I bet he's totally that guy who has the loudest and most annoying text sound too.  It's probably Quagmire from Family Guy going all "Giggidy!" on like 10/10 volume... PLUS it vibrates.

TMZ reports the actor was asked three times by a flight attendant to turn off his BB, and by the third time he laughed like a total asshole.  What a dick.  But the flight attendant got the last laugh when he called for backup and got Fergie's husb kicked off the aircraft.  I'm proud of him for doing that instead of grabbing 2 beers and jumping down the inflatable emergency slide...



Because of Josh's noncooperation and his "I'm a celebrity I can do whatever the fuck I want" attitude, the plane, which was headed toward the runway, had to turn back around to the gate further delaying an already delayed flight.  Obviously, the other passengers were not happy about this like fuh reeeal, what if they had connecting flights to catch?  You're fucking up everybody's travel plans dude!



And I really doubt they're going to rent Win A Date With Tad Hamilton! again anytime soon...