Dating/ engaged/ married

Kelly Osbourne, 26, is moving on from her younger boyfriend, 21-year-old Luke Worrell, by getting under someone else.  Well, sort of.  US Weekly reports the former reality star is now dating a British musician, Rob Damiani, 26, but she also tells British Cosmopolitan (via People) that she hasn't had the sex with anyone since her ex 6-months ago.  So new guy isn't hittin' it just yet I guess... make him work for it!!

Turns out Meg Ryan, 49, and John Mellencamp have been secretly dating for 7 weeks, and it was on the D/L because the singer, 59, only announced his split from his wife of 18-years on December 30th.  But RadarOnline reports the three used to hang out and were photographed having dinner two-years-ago... Husband-stealer!  Justtt kidding... I'm sure that's not what happened.  But I'm also sure Meg and John's ex-wife are NOT friends anymore.

Vivica A. Fox is the latest celeb to get engaged over the holidays...  People reports the 46-year-old actress is engaged to an Atlanta club promoter, age 27.  HAHA.  His name is Omar "Slim" White.  HAHAHA!  Apparently he's excited to start a family with her...  AHAHAHAA!!  She's so desperate...

Kellie Pickler got married to her 37-year-old boyfriend Kyle Jacobs on New Years Day.  According to People, the 24-year-old American Idol alum and her man had been dating since 2008.  I seriously hope she doesn't drop the 'pickle' from her name and become Kellie Jacobs.  If anything she should drop the 'R' in Pickler and become Kellie Pickle!!

Also married on New Years Day was Shania Twain to rebound Frédéric Thiébaud.  He was the husband of the woman the country star's first husband left her for.  Well didn't that work out nicely... tradesies!

[Image via People, who else?]