Big Brother drug dealer gets 4 years

Sometimes the CBS competition hit Big Brother does a follow-up with past winners to let viewers see where they are now... But when they "check-in" with season 9 winner Adam Jasinski, they'll be speaking to him behind glass.  That's because bro just got 4 years in prison for starting up a drug ring with his reality show winnings!



Back in 2008, when Adam's housemates voted him the winner of his season, he promised to donate a large chunk of it to kids with autism who he referred to as "retards".  The guy just screams genuine and generous doesn't he?  Shortly after though he went, "Fuck that, G!" and started selling prescription drugs on the streets instead.

Adam was busted in October of 2009 when the smartie pants tried to sell 2,000 pills of oxycodone to an undercover FBI informant.  TMZ reports he has pled guilty to that dumbass move in court, plus a charge of failing to file a tax return the year he won $500,000.  Oh good one, I wouldn't be surprised if that's what drew attention to his shady business in the first place...



The saddest part is that so much good could have been done with that money, and now it's gone to waste.  And whatever is left of it is probably sitting in some dusty evidence room somewhere.  You deserve what you get, fuck face!



And I wish the story ended here but it doesn't... Also facing time behind bars in connection with Adam's fail of a drug ring is another Big Brother 9 contestant Matthew McDonald.  His fate will be decided in April, according to TMZ.  Plus this loser has another case pending against him for beating his pregnant fiance.  Really, he is a gem!

Prison must suck so much more than a summer of living in a big ass furnished house provided to you by CBS.

Big Brother 12 couple break up

You probably thought when Big Brother 12 ended that you'd never have to hear about the vomit-worthy couple self-nicknamed Brenchel again.  But thanks to Brendon's penis, you are about to.

In case you aren't addicted to the summer reality show that is Big Brother, let me catch you up on the showmance (reality show romance) of last season...  Rachel, a wanna-be ginge from Vegas with the voice of a hyena and an emotional swim teacher named Brendon bonded and instantly fell in lurve in the backyard hammock over their shared passion for lab coats and microscopes.  Yes, they both believed they were scientists and that made them want to slam body parts.  The moment they did that, they not only fucked each other, but their game as well.

Over the course of the season their "love" alienated other players, made them a target for eviction, got them into many verbal scraps with contestants (and each other), and eventually got them kicked out of the house.  At one point, Brendon and Rachel were on the block together and he was willing to give up $500,000 to get booted instead of her.  Obviously neither of them won, but they felt winning each others hearts was more important.  Puke, I know.



Fast forward a few months later, and they're still together.  That is until swim coach Brendon showed off his little swimmers to other women online.



According to Oh No They Didn't!, he met three different hos on Facebook and exchanged nekkid pics with them on Skype until one of them recently came forward to Rachel on Twitter.  Apparently this one girl was under the impression that the reality stars weren't together anymore, but when she found out they were actually engaged she was all, "Not for long..."  She told Rachel everything, then released Brendon's peen photos for all to see which I'm not about to post on this blog.  (If you're a perv and need to see it, I'm sure you're familiar with Google.)  What followed was a public breakup, and Brendon's weepy apology video.







Dude, you're not in the diary room anymore.  Nobody cares about your thoughts and feelings.



The funny thing is that Rachel's go-to catch phrase on Big Brother was, "Nobody comes between me and my man!"  Yeah, except for any girl who asks him to take his clothes off on webcam...

Hayden wins Big Brother 12

After being trapped in a house for 75 days and knocking off 11 other houseguests, Hayden and Lane made it to the final 2 of Big Brother last night...  And a 4-3 vote by the jury (7 evicted contestants) decided 24-year-old Hayden would walk away with the half-million grand prize.

Lane won $50,000 for second place.  Enzo, who placed third, didn't win shit.  And fourth-place Britney was voted favorite houseguest and got $25,000.  Yay for replacing torched personal belongings!



The part of the Big Brother finale that pisses me off every year is that once they announce the winner, the show is over and you never hear from any of them again.  Unless they get arrested for dealing drugs or beat up their girlfriend or something...



So if you're curious to find out what Haley Joel Osment's long-lost brother has to say for himself after winning 500 G's, watch the video below:







Look, I don't know why it's fucking like that... Obviously their "embed" button is busted.  Click HERE to watch it on The Early Show website.