Samberg VS Eisenberg VS Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg is the INVENTOR of Facebook, and I'm sure he thrives interacting with others online, but it's not really surprising the guy has no social skills in person.  At the same time, his business is worth $50 billion so I'm sure he really doesn't give a shit about his lack of acting talent!



On the other hand, I think Jesse Eisenberg really effed his chances at winning that Oscar for 'Best Actor' because it's clear he hasn't portrayed the real Mark Zuckerberg at all.  Even Andy Samberg did a better job at that... ha ha.

In the past Mark publicly came out to say about the film The Social Network, "I can promise you, this is my life so I know it's not that dramatic," which led people to think there was some bad blood there.  It's nice to see there actually isn't with a rare appearance from the Facebook CEO, and according to Access Hollywood, Mark even later congratulated fake-Mark on his Academy Award nomination.



Behold the awkwardness (Click HERE if this clip is pulled from YouTube):

@facebook.com

Yesterday it was announced Facebook will be launching a new @facebook.com messaging system which got everyone to believe it will fucking annihilate email services Gmail, Hotmail, and Yahoo.  That is probably true.



But the Huffington Post reports Mark Zuckerberg as explaining, "This is not an email killer. This is a messaging system that includes email as one part of it."  The point of this new way of communication is that all of your emails, texts, Facebook messages etc, with your people will soon all be in one place.



K well, how come even though the concept seems so simple, I still found it incredibly hard to explain??  I guess that's because I'm a visual learner... So when I saw this video, it helped a LOT.  I actually felt dumb for not understanding it earlier.  Ch-check it out:







So basically, if somebody hacks into your Facebook... they can read every conversation you've ever had and completely fuck you over.  COOL!

Facebook founder donates $100 million

Mark Zuckerberg, the 26-year-old co-founder and chief executive of Facebook, is planning on donating $100 million to Newark, New Jersey schools.  And if you're thinking, "holy shit that's a lot of money!", the guy is worth $6.9 billion (6.8 now...) sooo... not to him!

CNN reports the Harvard dropout (had to throw that in there) doesn't have any personal ties to Newark, but the district has one of the worst public school systems in America.  Also, one of the shittiest airports.  Anyway, ZuckerFace is expected to make the official announcement on Oprah tomorrow, who is all about saving schools this season like she was all about not texting and driving last season...



Skeptics are questioning the timing of the donation though, as it is daaaangerously close to the release of The Social Network, a biopic depicting the creation of Facebook which apparently doesn't portray Zuckerberg very nicely...  Yeah, and it also comes the same day Facebook crashed worldwide!  Coincidence?  I think not...



And finally, a random fact... Mark Zuckerberg is only the 35th richest person in the United States and 212th in the word!  WHAT THE FUCK.  6.9 billion doesn't even crack the Top 10?  There needs to be a dislike button for that shit.

First look of Justin Timberlake as Sean Parker in ‘Facebook’

Oscar nominated director David Fincher of "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" is directing the flick about the world famous social networking website titled "The Social Network". Justin Timberlake is playing the role of Facebook co-founder Sean Parker in this movie.  Aaron Sorkin wrote the script for this film. The first look of Timberlake in the role of Parker has debuted online. ‘The Social Network" is scheduled to release in 2010.

The movie will portrays the evolution of Facebook from its 2004 creation on the Harvard campus by sophomore Mark Zuckerberg to a juggernaut with more than 300 million members.

Jesse Eisenberg is acting in the role of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, while Andrew Garfield is set to play Eduardo Saverin, one of the site's co-founders.

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