Even though it had been viewed like 6.5 billion times on YouTube or something ridiculous... yes, everyone in the world has seen it. EVERYONE... Rebecca Black issued a "take down" notice for the video that made her an internet-name. "It'ssss Friday, Friday..."
TMZ reports after those perverts at Ark Music Factoryrecently switched the "Friday" video to a $2.99 YouTube rental, Beckster got pissed and demanded it be pulled. How dare they charge us for simply looking forward to the weekend, weekend? I haven't felt so ripped off since I was deciding which seat to take and then the seat I finally decided on was suddenly taken.
But just in time for Friday, Friday, the vid was reposted for free viewing under a "Rebecca Black on Vevo" account. But once again, according to Mashable, it has been pulled because that was a fake!
WHAT THE FUCK, can we not just get down on Friday anymore?!
Normally I'd say never propose in a movie theatre... sticky floor, people "shhh!!"-ing you, that whole thing... but if you have a connection at the local theatre and put together a proposal "movie trailer", then by all means go for it. Wait don't-- it's been done.
This couple calls it the "Greatest Marriage Proposal EVER!!!" I wouldn't say it's the greatest, it goes on a little too long and you can never tell these days whether it's fake or not. Like, why didn't the bride-to-be question the camera in her face filming her watching movie previews? But whatever, it's still cute.
I wonder if she's a little pissed she missed Fast Five though?
P.S. How many marriage proposals are more about the goal to go viral rather than get married now? Just asking...
Oh look, Justin Bieber is covering Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie" on YouTube. WAIT --no. That's not the Biebz... that's a GIRL straight from LesbiansWhoLookLikeJustinBieber.com covering Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie"!!
Introducing Dani Shay:
Seriously, separated from birth.
I'm sure she wants her own career and all, but that will only happen if you change your haircut first, D. There can not be two pop stars with that hair, not even a male and a female version. Otherwise, move to Vegas and become an impersonator but then you're stuck to singing only Bieber songs your whole life...
In the past, FunnyOrDie.com has changed it's website on April Fool's Day and dedicated it to someone who"took them over". In 2009, it was Reba or Die. Last year it was Bieber or Die (yesss, that was awesome). Today, it's Friday or Die in honor of Rebecca Black.
I like that she's making fun of herself like everyone else is. Milk it girl, this is your last week of "Friday" fame, I feel it.
#RIPJackieChan became a trending topic on Twitter today which got the online world buzzing that he had died but in fact, he was just the latest victim of many celebrity death hoaxes. Anyone who believes something they see on Twitter without any credible news report backing it up first is just naive. What are you, new??
Even so, the actor still felt like he had to defend his aliveness by updating his Facebook status, "Uh hi. I'm alive creepers." --Actually a statement was obviously posted by his people that read, "Jackie is alive and well. He did not suffer a heart attack and die, as was reported on many social networking sites and in online news reports. Jackie is fine and is busy preparing for the filming of his next movie."
WAIT. If he didn't write that on his own wall, how do we know he's really not dead?!-- Is what some people were saying. Because he's Jackie Fucking Chan, okay? You think he'd die of a heart attack? No. He'd drop kick a heart attack in the FACE.
There are many Rebecca Black "Friday" parodies out there, but this one is the best. It's "Saturday!" Everyone knows Saturday is better than Friday anyway...
Me like food food tooooo! I can so relate to this shit.
Rebecca Black's mother coughed up $2,000 for her daughter to sing a fool with the recording of "Friday", RISKY because who would have thought that thing would have actually taken off, but her investment is certainly paying off...
Forbes is reporting the 13-year-old "singer" is on her way to becoming a millionaire while you're going broke trying to Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind that song out of your head forever.
Apparently with $0.70 profit from each download on iTunes (yes people are actually buying it, and not just her friends and family), Rebecca and Ark Music Factory have made anywhere from $70,000 to $700,000 so far. Plus, YouTube pays out 63% of a dollar for every thousand hits or something, which means you can add almost another $25,000 on top of it, and counting... Girl has over 36 million views for "Friday" at this second.
The saddest thing ever would be if Ark was hoarding all this coin from Rebecca because of a crazy contract she signed before blowing up or some shit... They can't be that evil right? They'd be nothing without her! Cuz she be "kickin' in the front seat" and they be "sittin' in the back seat."
Rebecca Black, 13, made an appearance on Good Morning America today to discuss her annoying viral video "Friday". At least she knows she's not Celine Dion here...
I kind of feel bad for her in a way... but in another way, her stupid song has been stuck in my head since effing Tuesday and I don't even know which day "comes afterward" because she didn't sing about that!
Not too long ago, this music video for a song called "Friday" by Rebecca Black only had a couple thousand views on YouTube. Suddenly, over the weekend it went viral and now she's close to 10 million and it'll only continue to rise... For all the wrong reasons.
Some are calling her the next Justin Bieber but NO. That's just an insult to Justin Bieber. Sure, he found fame from YouTube but I've SEEN Never Say Never in 3D and that kid actually HAS talent.
Rebecca, on the other had, has a flat yet nasally voice (even with autotune) and I've heard better flow in baby nursery rhymes. Throw in an anonymous rapper and you've got the most generic pop song ever made.
For real these are the actual words she sings: "Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday / Today it is Friday, Friday / We we we so exicted / We so excited. We gonna have a ball today / Tomorow it is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards / I don't want this weekend to end!"
And just in case you can't comprehend how simple and ridiculously bad those lyrics are, in the official music video they actually WRITE THEM OUT... so you can sing along?? It has led many people to ask the question, "Is this a joke?" It has to be!
"FRY-day! FRY-day! Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun."
Well, you can thank Ark Music Factory for this. TIME magazine reports the L.A. based company makes money off preteen girls and boys who want to be pop stars. I'm guessing they'll basically take anyone who will pay for studio time and a video shoot... give them a mediocre, low budget-looking music video for their lame ass song... and humiliate the hell out of them. And of course their parents go for it, because they blindly believe their ordinary child has talent.
Hold up! There's more where that came from, here's another "artist" signed to the 'Ark' label... Black, watch your back.
But OH NO! They've got competition because these songs from two more awkward kids may in fact be even worse...
HOW are the Grammys going to possibly decide which one of them is worthy of Best New Artist next year?
Hey Charlie Sheen, shut the hell up. You're not helping your cause...
Watch the temporarily (or maybe forever) out-of-work actor looking and sounding like a strung out crackhead on Good Morning America earlier today... and trying to convince everyone while looking like death that he's not on drugs, he's on "CHARLIE SHEEN!" *shaky jazz hands*
EW!! Who lights up a nasty cigarette during an interview? I love the expression on ABC reporter Andrea Canning's face she's like, "You're a loser."
And the red BOMB wire?? I thought that was Liquorice at first! Fuhhh-reak.
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Oh and there's even more of this fuckery with NBC's Today Show:
Between that shoutie reporter and Charlie's demented explanations, that was painful.
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According to TMZ, Charlie wants $16 million for canceling the remaining episodes this season of Two and a Half Men. Meanwhile, the show has agreed to pay the crew for the 4 weeks of lost work. That's good to hear... about the crew, not about that undeserving tweaker suing.
TMZ is also reporting Charlie still wants to do another two seasons of Two and a Half Men despite this drama, but only if he's paid $3 million per episode and a $20 million signing bonus. Good luck with that.
Also... The 24-hour Charlie Sheen watch, TMZ, has posted that Charlie's longtime publicist is also over this shit and has resigned. Stan Rosenfield says in a statement, "I worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I'm unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned." Then TMZ says Sheen was all, "You can't quit YOU'RE FIRED, or whatever." Only mature people say that...
THEN, he proceeded to do a 42-minute interview with some guy from TMZ in his own backyard. Like what?? Are we kissing his ass now for website hits? That's also called 'enabling', assholes. Or are you just letting Charlie humiliate himself even more knowing the guy is too fucked in the head to realize that? Seriously TMZ. This is low, even for you.
And there is no way I can sit through 3/4 of an hour of listening to another high metaphor from this perma-fried, haggard, so far gone, egotistical, quick-talker. I'm exhausted even writing about him. God I hope he takes tomorrow off...
This sassy 5-year-old little girl has plans alright? And she refuses to get married to any man unless she has a job first... MmHmm! Now run and tell THAT.
You know this video is getting worked into her wedding montage in 25 years, right?
Back in 1994, the Today Show gave out their "Internet address" (HAHA I love that they called it that) for viewers to write in to but Bryant Gumbel had trouble understanding what the @ sign meant. He also did not realize you have to pronounce the "dots" between "nbc.ge.com". Then he goes, "What's the internet anyway?" which also proved difficult for Katie Couric and Elizabeth Vargas to answer.
I WISH someone would have brought up "LOL" too. Try explaining that one!
Every time Jesse James and Kat Von D are photographed in public together, he looks uncomfortable as hell. It almost looks like he hates her while she's overcompensating and holding on reeeeal tight so he won't run away and stick his penis in someone else...
Righttt?
But apparently that's totally not the case AT ALL. He luuurves her! In case you were wondering, that's the reason why Jesse James is on Twitter. Mmhmm! Part of me feels like Kat Von D is just pretending to BE him on Twitter though...
Next time you pass by a homeless person and you get all judgey and shit, think of this story. People do deserve a second chance sometimes!
And even though I'm totally against "radio voices", I approve of this!
Sorry but, "Go get em, alright buddy?" What a douchey thing to say, anchorman... he's probably jealous.
Anyway, The Daily What reports since getting noticed for his "golden voice", Ted Williams has been offered a full-time job with the Cleveland Cavaliers AND his own freakin' house. The Ohio Credit Union League gave him $10,000 for voiceover work. He's also been asked to narrate segements for WBNS-TV's "End Homelessness" telethon. Awee, now he can give back!
Christina Aguilera's stylist's account was hacked today resulting in "racy" pictures of the singer popping up online.
The pictures were supposedly taken in X-tina's closet where it appears she's not wearing any makeup, her hair isn't done, and it looks like she's simply just modelling outfits. There's nothing scandalous about most of them except for one where she's wearing nipple pasties and some sort of jewel shirt that's not really a shirt. Still, you can barely see shit --it's no worse than her "Dirrty" video, past Maxim shoots, or Rolling Stone covers, really...
But apparently if Team Aguilera finds out who's responsible for the leak, they say (via People) they will pursue them "aggressively" for their "reprehensible" actions. OKAY. Says the girl with the S&M music vid...
In case you have been wondering why Kim Kardashian hasn't been retweeting the daily kiss ass compliments her followers tweet her, it's because the broad is "digitally dead" along with a bunch of other celebs.
Alicia Keys, Ryan Seacrest, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and more signed off their social networking sites yesterday and won't return until $1 million has been raised for people living with AIDS/HIV in India and Africa.
For higher impact/creepy effect, each celeb posed in a coffin. While Alicia Keys looks peaceful, Kim Kardashian couldn't look more slutty.
The arm above her head? Maybe some people (hookers) look like that when they're FOUND dead, but nobody would put you in a coffin like that. Come onnn.
Anyway, these celebs probably thought this shit would be a breeze and they'd be back on Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, and EHarmony in no time but DListed reports so far only $162,000 has been donated. That's because the majority of people are like wait-- we can get Kim Kardashian off Twitter??
Maybe instead of this stupid "I'm playing dead" thing (even my dog thinks it's silly), these rich ass celebs should be donating their OWN damn money too. But you know every single one of them is loving it and probably fantasizes about their actual deaths with all the media coverage they would get... sickos.
