Hollywood hookup rumors

So Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively have been hanging out for a while now and we all know it's not because Leo is considering a guest role on Gossip Girl anytime soon...

They were first spotted "taking a stroll" together in Cannes (after-sex walk), followed by a day on the yacht in the French Riviera (boat sex!), and most recently, spotted doing the same walk of shame (following a sex marathon) leaving the same hotel just minutes apart, still in France (via DListed).

Blake is beautiful, but Leo knows she's not a model right? Dating a simple actress has got to be a first for him... Maybe they're not even dating. Maybe they're just boning. And what happens when they come back to the boring United States of America??

Meanwhile, US Weekly reports Justin Timberlake is hooking up with an Olsen twin. Since his split from Jessica Biel, he's been rumored to be humping on Mila Kunis and Olivia Wilde too... but now he's on to Ashley Olsen, who recently broke up with Hangover star Justin Bartha. Apparently Ashley and JT are bonding over how great of fashion designers they both are...

You know he's just holding out for a Michelle threesome.

And finally, now that Hayden Panettiere is done with that giant boxer dude Wladimir Klitschko, she's moving on with giant football dude Mark Sanchez, according to TMZ.

Seriously. Tall girls must hate her guts!

JT and Biel are over

After more than 4 years of dating, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have broken up.  No, for real this time.  Seriously, there have been so many rumors of these two splitting up and JT's cheating ass for years... but they're confirming to the media that they're definitely over now.

[Their last public appearance as a couple, February 27 at an Oscars after-party. His eyes say it all... "When can I stop pretending?"]

Despite allegations of Justin hooking up with his Friends With Benefits co-star Mila Kunis, a rep for the former couple has stated (via People), “They mutually have decided to part ways. The two remain friends and continue to hold the highest level of love and respect for each other.”



Plus a source says they just both decided it was time to move on... As if... No drama?  Whatever.

And according to People, Mila is denying getting her freak on with JT saying they're just friends --NO benefits.  That's too bad because they'd be a hot couple.  And for her, it's definitely an upgrade from this kid:

Oscars 2011

The 83rd annual Academy Awards went down last night with hosts Anne Hathaway and James Franco.

Winners:



The King's Speech, 4: ‘Best Picture’, ‘Writing (Original Screenplay)’, ‘Directing’, and ‘Actor In A Leading Role’ (to Colin Firth)



Inception, 4: ‘Cinematography’, ‘Sound Editing’, ‘Sound Mixing’, and ‘Visual Effects’.



The Social Network, 3: ‘Music (Original Score)’, ‘Film Editing’, and ‘Writing (Adapted Screenplay)’.



Toy Story 3, Alice In Wonderland, and The Fighter all took home 2 Oscars each (including Melissa “F-bomb” Leo and Christian Bale for both ‘Supporting Role’ awards). While Natalie Portman earned Black Swan one for ‘Actress In A Leading Role’.







Highlights:

• Anne Hathaway and James Franco's opening skit.  "You just got Inceptioned!"


• More than half of Anne's outfits.


• Kirk Douglas eating up half of the show to present one award... He's pretty fly for an old guy.


• Melissa Leo dropping the FUCK word and me being able to hear it loud and clear thanks to the lack of delay on the channel I was on.


• Justin Timberlake on stage joking, "I'm Bansky!", the anonymous graffiti artist nominated in the 'Documentary' category, but lost.


• Russell Brand translating Helen Mirren.


• Auto-tuning the movies.  You know it's the future.


• Christian Bale and his bushy beard seemingly forgetting his wife's name.


• Sandra Bullock calling Jeff Bridges an award hoarder.  Seriously, she saved the day.

Lowlights:

• Josh Brolin and Javier Bardem in matching white tuxes and not even explaining why... WHY?


• Reese Witherspoon's hair clip... So grade 8.


• Cate Blanchett's lavandar bubble dress with green barf stains.


• Jude Law and his hairline Ricky Gervais'ing Robert Downey Jr.


• Gwyneth Paltrow's "performance" with her white microphone.  And if you never did that again, that would be great.


• Corey Haim not making the 'In Memoriam' segment.  What the fuhhh?


• Tom Hooper's side screen shot while accepting his Director award.  That is just MEAN.


• Anne Hathaway turning into a "woo" girl.  "WOOOOO!!!"  One "woo" too many, girl.


• Everything about James Franco past the opening skit.

'Bad Teacher' trailer

Another movie where you know they came up with the title before they even started writing the script.



Here's the trailer for Bad Teacher starring Cameron Diaz who only took this movie role so she could smoke a bowl.  Her ex Justin Timberlake who's awkwardly forcing awkward.  And Jason Segel who, if I know anything about romantic comedies, she ends up with in the end.  Plus that one lady from The Office.







Are you sure Education is a problem in America?  Or is it terrible film making...

JT is 30

The original Justin, Timberlake that is (not everything is about Bieber), is 30-years-old today!  I feel olddd.  But he's older.

He's come a long, long way since this:







And this:







Annnddd this:







Happy birthday JT!  And if you feel 30 is your year to return to music, I won't mind...

xxxo~ Bri

Justin Timberlake is hustlin' for an Oscar

I only recently found out that when a someone is nominated for an Oscar it's usually because they fucking campaigned for it!  Just like someone hoping to become the town mayor or even the damn President of the United States!  They even have rallies and sponsors and shit.  I know, shocked!



I so just thought if you were a great actor/ actress/ director/ screenwriter/ etc, the Academy would recognize you for that and reward you with a nomination but nope.  Apparently you gotta work it off-screen too.  Who knew??  This so takes the glamor out of it!!



Anyway, that is exactly what Justin Timberlake is doing for his role in The Social Network.



The singer-turned-mostly-actor now (ugh) is looking for a Best Supporting Actor nomination at the Oscars and has started campaigning himself.  PopEater reports Sony is covering the cost of advertising but JT is going the extra mile... He's attending Acadmey screenings on his own and he's also reaching out to past winners like Tom Hanks and Kevin Spacey for advice.  Pretty much he's kissing ass as much as possible.



The best part is, whenever Justin is asked if he's gunning for an Oscar he's all, "Pshhh, as iffff. That's just silly. You're silly!!"  Busted.

"Dead" celebrity charity backfire

In case you have been wondering why Kim Kardashian hasn't been retweeting the daily kiss ass compliments her followers tweet her, it's because the broad is "digitally dead" along with a bunch of other celebs.



Alicia Keys, Ryan Seacrest, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and more signed off their social networking sites yesterday and won't return until $1 million has been raised for people living with AIDS/HIV in India and Africa.



For higher impact/creepy effect, each celeb posed in a coffin.  While Alicia Keys looks peaceful, Kim Kardashian couldn't look more slutty.

The arm above her head?  Maybe some people (hookers) look like that when they're FOUND dead, but nobody would put you in a coffin like that.  Come onnn.



Anyway, these celebs probably thought this shit would be a breeze and they'd be back on Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, and EHarmony in no time but DListed reports so far only $162,000 has been donated.  That's because the majority of people are like wait-- we can get Kim Kardashian off Twitter??



Maybe instead of this stupid "I'm playing dead" thing (even my dog thinks it's silly), these rich ass celebs should be donating their OWN damn money too.  But you know every single one of them is loving it and probably fantasizes about their actual deaths with all the media coverage they would get... sickos.

JT may or may not have cheated

Two different magazines are reporting two different stories this week about the status of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's relationship... Ugh.  How many times have we heard these two are on the rocks??

First, US Weekly reports JT cheated on his gf of almost four years with this TV chick Olivia Munn.  Apparently, it happened toward the end of September and he was 3,000 miles away from Jessica at the time.  According to US, the singer/actor lied saying things were over between him and his woman just so he could get in Olivia's pants.  And I guess they met at a MYSPACE convention... Uhhh, so he's not only cheating on Biel, he's cheating on Facebook too??



However, People, the more reputable magazine, is reporting, "There is no truth to the reports. Olivia Munn is not that type of girl."  And that JT and Jessica are "doing fine."

Pfft... this Munn woMUNN totally made this shit up to get her name in the press.

This is why I love JT... and JF

Look, Justin Timberlake is effin' talented, no question.  But Jimmy Fallon is so underrated.  Let's see Jay Leno or David Letterman try to pull this off.  Really.



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Sooo... when are you gonna go back to music JT?

First look of Justin Timberlake as Sean Parker in ‘Facebook’

Oscar nominated director David Fincher of "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" is directing the flick about the world famous social networking website titled "The Social Network". Justin Timberlake is playing the role of Facebook co-founder Sean Parker in this movie.  Aaron Sorkin wrote the script for this film. The first look of Timberlake in the role of Parker has debuted online. ‘The Social Network" is scheduled to release in 2010.

The movie will portrays the evolution of Facebook from its 2004 creation on the Harvard campus by sophomore Mark Zuckerberg to a juggernaut with more than 300 million members.

Jesse Eisenberg is acting in the role of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, while Andrew Garfield is set to play Eduardo Saverin, one of the site's co-founders.

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