2 preggos out of 3

Tina Fey announced recently that she is pregnant at an Oprah show taping to air soon which then it will come off as old news.  The 40-year-old 30 Rock star debuted her baby bump in NYC last night (via US Weekly).  Cuuuute.

Tina says she let her husb Jeff Richmond knock her up again so that their 5-year-old daughter wouldn't be siblingless.  That's nice of them.



Tori Spelling has also revealed she's preggo with her and Dean Mcdermott's third bay bay.  She tweeted, "I know there's been a lot of speculation, so I wanted everyone to hear from me... Its official...Dean & I are PREGNANT!!!!"  Whoa, he's pregnant too? Crazy!

Finally, don't go calling Nicole Richie pregnant because she is pissed that anyone would think so.  A few pictures have popped up online lately of her supposed "baby bump" and that's not cool when you don't actually have a baby in there...

According to People, Nicole denies baby #3 is on the way in a statement, "Contrary to recent speculation, I am not pregnant. This irresponsible reporting continues to feed an atmosphere of self-doubt and insecurity. To publicly point out a change in anyone's body is mean-spirited and cruel. People's bodies change and change again. This is not newsworthy and is a waste of valuable media space that should be used for more important issues."



I love how she always tells the blogs and tabloids off.  I really do wish people would shut-up about other people's weight.  And that goes for "you're too skinny!" too.  RUDE.

Oprah sets final show date

Stop doing this to us!  People reports the final episode of the Oprah Winfrey show will air May 25.

What the hell, I thought she was supposed to go until September??  Liar! Quitter!



So if you're ending it all in less than 2 months, why the hell am I only seeing repeats for like the last 3 weeks??  O recently tweeted, "Hard at work planning the final shows -can't wait to share w/ u all! ALL NEW shows start April 7."



Shit, get ready to cry.

Oprah's family secret

Some woman named Patricia in Milwaukee has just won the gene pool lottery finding out she's Oprah Winfrey's half-sister.

Oprah revealed on her show yesterday that she had a little sister born in 1963 who her mother, Vernita Lee, immediately gave up for adoption. Vernita, full of shame, kept this tight-lipped for 47 years.  Meanwhile, Patricia was desperately searching for her birth mother having no idea who she was...



Here's the short version:



Patricia had received her adoption files a few years back which contained information about her three siblings and the years they were born.  She discovered that two of them had died, and one of the deceased shared her name.  Then by some divine intervention (there's really no other explanation), who happened to be doing an interview on the TV at that moment?  Oprah's mother talking about her two children who had passed away in 1989 and 2003!  Her daughter who died in 2003 was named Pat and she looks just like Patricia.  She was like, "noooo way."



She then came across an article about dead sister Pat's daughter's little restaurant so she decided to stop by one day and instead of ordering some ribs, she dropped the "I'm your long-lost aunt!" card on her.  After a DNA test was administered, it was revealed they are in fact related.  They didn't even need Maury Povich.  Finally, Oprah was told she had a half-sister and they all got together as a happy family this past Thanksgiving.



Okay it wasn't as splendid as that right off the bat, but you get my drift.



Although they never said anything about Patricia's father... don't tell me it was James Brown.

Oprah gives a homeless man $100

Oprah Winfrey is always giving people things... even when she's not on the clock!



The billionaire talk-show host recently gifted a homeless man $100 after he spotted her idling in a limo over the weekend.  But because he wasn't one of her 'Ultimate Viewers', 49-year-old Julio Bazan had to work ittt to get some cheese...

The NY Post reports when the panhandler first approached the big O for some spare change, she said she didn't have any money and even showed him her empty purse.  HAHA okay.  It was probably empty because she just BOUGHT IT (for $15,000).  Nice fake out though.



But after he told her a joke, "Hey, Oprah, why is it good to date a homeless man? Because when you're finished, you can drop him off anywhere," she apparently laughed and handed him five 20-dollar bills through the window.  She was all, "YOU get $20!  And ANOTHER $20!  And another $20!  And another $20!  And another $20!!"  Wait-- I just had an aha moment-- Oprah is really easy to impress...



The toothless comedian says he spent his new found wealth on booze, a steak dinner, and underwear.  TYPICAL.  Wasting all your money the moment you get your hands on it...

BSB/NKOTB tour is happening

Prepare to freak the fuck out!  Back in the summer, there were rumors of a New Kids On The Block/Backstreet Boys joint tour in the near future, and now it has been confirmed.

Ryan Seacrest, who probably longed to be in one of those bands back in the day, officially announced the concert tour on his radio show On-Air today.  Thousands of car accidents happened simultaneously as a result.  What are you supposed to do when you hear news like that??  Stay on the road?  Not rear end the car in front of you?  Well that's a lot to ask of older ladies who need to cross their legs so they don't pee from excitement...



Also, BSB will be appearing on Oprah tomorrow (Nov.4), and alongside NKOTB for a performance on the American Music Awards on November 21st.  Don't act like you're not setting your PVR right now...

Mel Gibson's ex to sit down with Oprah

Oksana Grigorieva is going to have a little chit-chat with Oprah on her talk-show about that whole Mel Gibson thing...

US Weekly reports O competed hard with 60 Minutes to land the interview with the 54-year-old calm and submissive *sarcasm* actor's ex girlfriend, with whoMMM he shares a child with.



It will be the first conversation she's had in a long time that doesn't involve her getting called a "Bitch! Cunt! Whore!" by a heavy-breathing maniac. That'll be nice for her...

Facebook founder donates $100 million

Mark Zuckerberg, the 26-year-old co-founder and chief executive of Facebook, is planning on donating $100 million to Newark, New Jersey schools.  And if you're thinking, "holy shit that's a lot of money!", the guy is worth $6.9 billion (6.8 now...) sooo... not to him!

CNN reports the Harvard dropout (had to throw that in there) doesn't have any personal ties to Newark, but the district has one of the worst public school systems in America.  Also, one of the shittiest airports.  Anyway, ZuckerFace is expected to make the official announcement on Oprah tomorrow, who is all about saving schools this season like she was all about not texting and driving last season...



Skeptics are questioning the timing of the donation though, as it is daaaangerously close to the release of The Social Network, a biopic depicting the creation of Facebook which apparently doesn't portray Zuckerberg very nicely...  Yeah, and it also comes the same day Facebook crashed worldwide!  Coincidence?  I think not...



And finally, a random fact... Mark Zuckerberg is only the 35th richest person in the United States and 212th in the word!  WHAT THE FUCK.  6.9 billion doesn't even crack the Top 10?  There needs to be a dislike button for that shit.