Arnold's secret kid found out the hard way

I was worried this would happen. When Arnold Schwarzenegger announced to the world he made a baby almost 14-years-ago after banging the housekeeper, that was also the first time his secret son found out. That sucks so much. Can you say therapy?

You'd think this guy would have maybe given this Mildred Patricia Baena broad time to give the poor kid a heads up instead of this: "Oh hey, my mom is all over the internet! Hey that looks like my face blurred out. Wait-- who's my daddy??" But TMZ says Maria Shriver leaked the story to the media out of pure rage so that might have something to do with not having any time to sit the boy down and explain how affairs ruin lives...



Also, the dude who until recently had no reason to believe he wasn't the child's father found out the shitty way too. Rogelio Baena tells Entertainment Tonight he thought this whole time the kid was his biological son. For him it's a double betrayal as he says Schwarzenegger was his hero. Awww!! But still he says to the boy, "I am your father. That's all." That's RIGHT.

But there's more. The NY Post reports the 13-year-old refers to Alex Aguiar, mom's current man, as "dad"... It's like a freakin' dad triangle! Whatever, it just means more presents on your birthday. Repress the rest.

Arnold's babymama revealed

And of course it only took a day to track down the identity of Arnold Schwarzenegger's housekeeper whom he had an affair and a child with...



Multiple media sources online are all acting like they found the photos first, but seriously, they all just grabbed it off her MySpace page. YOINK.



So her name is Mildred Patricia Baena but the son (turns out he's 13 --someone dug up his birth certificate) is thankfully getting some privacy. His name is not being revealed and his face is blurred on every photo. But you can totally tell anyway that he looks just like daddy!

E! News has come up with a timeline of the affair and in a disturbing twist, it's been discovered that Schwarzenegger's wife Maria Shriver and their household employee were pregnant at the same time and gave birth to their sons only five days apart-- Maria's on September 27, 1997 and Mildred's on October 2, 1997. You don't think infidelity can get much worse but I think that just made it worse.



And in case you need to know anything else, TMZ is obsessed with the story posting pretty much any photo they can find of Mildred including baby shower photos, even old Halloween photos because yes, it's all relevant... Next, I'm sure they'll share footage of the child birth.