Arnold's secret kid found out the hard way

I was worried this would happen. When Arnold Schwarzenegger announced to the world he made a baby almost 14-years-ago after banging the housekeeper, that was also the first time his secret son found out. That sucks so much. Can you say therapy?

You'd think this guy would have maybe given this Mildred Patricia Baena broad time to give the poor kid a heads up instead of this: "Oh hey, my mom is all over the internet! Hey that looks like my face blurred out. Wait-- who's my daddy??" But TMZ says Maria Shriver leaked the story to the media out of pure rage so that might have something to do with not having any time to sit the boy down and explain how affairs ruin lives...



Also, the dude who until recently had no reason to believe he wasn't the child's father found out the shitty way too. Rogelio Baena tells Entertainment Tonight he thought this whole time the kid was his biological son. For him it's a double betrayal as he says Schwarzenegger was his hero. Awww!! But still he says to the boy, "I am your father. That's all." That's RIGHT.

But there's more. The NY Post reports the 13-year-old refers to Alex Aguiar, mom's current man, as "dad"... It's like a freakin' dad triangle! Whatever, it just means more presents on your birthday. Repress the rest.