Jingling MAYBE...

So I'm generally doing the same things I was doing in 1998.

Listening to what is probably my least favourite A Tribe Called Quest album...




















Feeling overwhelmed by my learning disability...



















And wondering if it's a good time to start shaving my pits...??





















Hellooooo NASTY! (was a great time in 1998/still)














It was also the year I stopped eating meat (but didn't swear off sardines...)














In conCLUSION...

If wishes were fishes, my essays would magically write themselves and Victoria Beckham would not be all up in Marc Jacobs ads assaulting my intelligence (or lack thereof...of real Marc Jacobs handbags; not just Canal Street fakes...)

Victoria Beckham is the WORST.

Weird thing is, she doesn't even look that scary here...





















Weirder still, I have basically worn this outfit except that I don't have leather evening gloves (yet) only silk ones...and my version was cooler because I didn't/don't have implants and it also involved gold hip hop chains.

WHAT/WHAT/WHAT

GODSPEED.