Charlie Sheen thinks he's "ready" for work

For some reason Charlie Sheen called into the Dan Patrick radio show yesterday to bitch about the producers of Two and a Half Men not letting him get back to work yet.  Dude, you've been "in-home rehab" for like 2 weeks... people already think that's a joke in itself, going back to work right now will won't help.

While Charlie was on the line, his voice sounded all raspy and shit but had a really good explanation... he said it's because he was banging on the door of his set recently but nobody would let him in!  Uhhh, clue #1 right there you're not ready.  No sober/healthy person bangs on the door of their workplace.



There's a whole 28 minutes of that mess, you can listen to it HERE.

In other Charlie news, TMZ reports some porn star he was recently partying with, the one who sold him out to the media about that suitcase of cocaine, is pregnant.  She told him in a text message but says she doesn't think it's his.  I guess she's going to press the big red A-button though because she writes, "I'm going to Oregon to take care of the situation."



Wow, you'd think a PORN star, you know someone who has SEX for a living, knows how to avoid an unwanted pregnancy.  Or the girl sold her text message screenshot to TMZ hoping to get even more attention off her association off a drug addicted actor.  Yep, I think that's it.



Finally, at least 4/8 episodes of this season of Two and a Half Men have been canceled (says AllCharlieSheenAllTheTime.com-- OH WAIT, I mean TMZ) and the crew won't be getting paid.  Hey, doesn't this joker make like over $1 million per show?  Uh duhhrr, make him pay those lost wages, he's the reason they're all screwed right now.  Or at least give them each a brick of cocaine, that's gotta be worth something...