The shitshow that is Charlie Sheen continues...

Hey Charlie Sheen, shut the hell up.  You're not helping your cause...



Watch the temporarily (or maybe forever) out-of-work actor looking and sounding like a strung out crackhead on Good Morning America earlier today... and trying to convince everyone while looking like death that he's not on drugs, he's on "CHARLIE SHEEN!" *shaky jazz hands*







EW!!  Who lights up a nasty cigarette during an interview?  I love the expression on ABC reporter Andrea Canning's face she's like, "You're a loser."



And the red BOMB wire??  I thought that was Liquorice at first!  Fuhhh-reak.



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Oh and there's even more of this fuckery with NBC's Today Show:





Between that shoutie reporter and Charlie's demented explanations, that was painful.



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According to TMZ, Charlie wants $16 million for canceling the remaining episodes this season of Two and a Half Men.  Meanwhile, the show has agreed to pay the crew for the 4 weeks of lost work.  That's good to hear... about the crew, not about that undeserving tweaker suing.



TMZ is also reporting Charlie still wants to do another two seasons of Two and a Half Men despite this drama, but only if he's paid $3 million per episode and a $20 million signing bonus.  Good luck with that.



Also... The 24-hour Charlie Sheen watch, TMZ, has posted that Charlie's longtime publicist is also over this shit and has resigned.  Stan Rosenfield says in a statement, "I worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I'm unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned."  Then TMZ says Sheen was all, "You can't quit YOU'RE FIRED, or whatever."  Only mature people say that...

THEN, he proceeded to do a 42-minute interview with some guy from TMZ in his own backyard.  Like what??  Are we kissing his ass now for website hits?  That's also called 'enabling', assholes.  Or are you just letting Charlie humiliate himself even more knowing the guy is too fucked in the head to realize that?  Seriously TMZ.  This is low, even for you.



And there is no way I can sit through 3/4 of an hour of listening to another high metaphor from this perma-fried, haggard, so far gone, egotistical, quick-talker.  I'm exhausted even writing about him.  God I hope he takes tomorrow off...