Kirstie Alley loses Dancing With The Stars

What gives? I didn't watch this season of Dancing With The Stars yet I was still attached to the possible outcome of Kirstie Alley winning the damn thing. For all the cougars!!



Instead, in a horrible, horrible mistake (I'm kidding, don't send your Grandma after me), NFL player Hines Ward was given the sparkly disco ball they call a trophy. I'm sure he deserved it and I'm sure he can definitely bust a move and everything. It's just totally not fair though because he has all that practice with victory dances in football...

And in the end, Kirstie says she like felt she's a winner too or whatever. The 60-year-old actress tweets, "don't be upset about us not winning for long.... I won so much in the last 13 weeks that it would take hours to convey...LOVE." Yes, she won a smaller booty but I'm sure she's talking about her deeeeep friendship with Maksim Chmerkovskiy.



P.S. Charlie Sheen better be on the next season of DWTS.