The Hasselhoffs is off

This sucks!  I didn't even get the chance to check out the crazy that is David Hasselhoff's new reality show and it's already canceled after only two episodes!  That man does NOT have luck with reality shows lately...

Less than a week after it premiered, A&E has announced they are cutting The Hasselhoffs due to the fact that NOBODY CARES.  People reports the first episode drew in about 700,000 viewers and the second only had 500,000.  Yeah, more people watch shows about oil painting than this junk.



I mean, what did David expect?  The show is about his two daughters Taylor Ann and Hayley trying to break into the music industry.  SORRY but nobody wants to support any more Hasselhoffs making "music"...

The Hoff being a drunk ass moron on a bridge

Looks like he took his Dancing With The Stars vote-off harder than we originally thought...  RadarOnline reports that last week, David Hasselhoff was spotted actin' a drunken fool on an L.A. overpass.

The Hoff was apparently standing on a bridge last Thursday waving his arms in the air to the traffic below (Haaaammered) and even homewrecking country star LeAnn Rimes saw him.  She of course, tweeted about it, writing, "Omg, David Hasselhoff is standing on a freeway overpass in LA waving to people."



David replied minutes later, "It was me on the overpass. I like to make people’s commute a little more fun! Give my love to Eddie."



I mean, that's what we THINK he said.  The tweet actually came through like this, "tit were mee ohm hte poberass i lik too maek popels comyuet aa kittel moer fin gibe ym loev too edidie!!?"

The Hoff is voted off Dancing With The Stars

Ohhh this is tooooo bad...  David Hasselhoff has been the first contestant eliminated from Dancing With The Stars.

The former America's Got Talent judge found his talentless self in a three-way tie for the lowest judges score on Monday night after his stiff, old-man cha cha to Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb"... Honestly, it was a little disgusting.  And by "a little" I mean completely.



Last night, it was revealed that 21 million viewers weren't turned on either, and The Hoff received the lowest amount of votes.  Well, I don't mean to be a bitch (yes I do) but he didn't earn ANYONE'S vote after that sorry line he delivered when he and his partner Kym finished their dance and went backstage...



He was all, "If we go out, we go out in a blaze of glory. And we're already wearing black for our funeral. If we go out, we go out. Hoff to heaven."



HOFF TO HEAVEN.  FOR REAL.  You deserve what you got.