The Hoff is voted off Dancing With The Stars

Ohhh this is tooooo bad...  David Hasselhoff has been the first contestant eliminated from Dancing With The Stars.

The former America's Got Talent judge found his talentless self in a three-way tie for the lowest judges score on Monday night after his stiff, old-man cha cha to Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb"... Honestly, it was a little disgusting.  And by "a little" I mean completely.



Last night, it was revealed that 21 million viewers weren't turned on either, and The Hoff received the lowest amount of votes.  Well, I don't mean to be a bitch (yes I do) but he didn't earn ANYONE'S vote after that sorry line he delivered when he and his partner Kym finished their dance and went backstage...



He was all, "If we go out, we go out in a blaze of glory. And we're already wearing black for our funeral. If we go out, we go out. Hoff to heaven."



HOFF TO HEAVEN.  FOR REAL.  You deserve what you got.