Botox mom says she made it all up

Oh now she says she wasn't telling the truth. You got me all worked up for nothing, bitch?!

Now that Botox mom, a.k.a. Kerry Campbell, now revealed as Sheena Upton lost custody of her daughter Britney (if that is her real name) for bragging about injecting her with botox... she's pulled a complete 180 on her story and says she lied for money. You just keep looking stupider and stupider, lady.



TMZ reports Sheena claims to have accepted $200 after being approached by UK tabloid The Sun to play a role in a story they wanted to run called "I Give My 8-Year-Old Daughter Botox." You sold out for a wimpy two hundred bones?? Sheena explains that after her fabricated article gained so much publicity, she was then asked to appear on camera for both Good Morning America and Inside Edition for much more cash. Rumor has it GMA paid her $10,000. Still, you can't buy dignity with that, Sheens.



She swears in a written declaration, "The truth is I have never given my daughter Botox, nor allowed her to get any type of waxing, nor is she a beauty pageant contestant." OK so was it opposite day? I wasn't aware. She now has her daughter back with her, but a cousin is forced to live with them as well... Keep a drooping botoxed eye on things.

Good Morning America says Upton's rapidly changing story is shady as hell and they had questioned members of her family and other sources who stood by the original botoxy mess.



And The Sun is denying (via TMZ) this takesies backsies as well saying they only printed the feature after a reporter witnessed the mother inject her child in the face with botox. Now they're considering suing Sheena's ass for making them look irreputable. Well-- I mean they are a tabloid but... How are we ever supposed to know if she's lying now or was lying then?



Either way, you're deceitful. Does little Britney need to read you the story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" or what?

Botox mom loses custody

Think of the ultimate Toddlers & Tiaras nightmare story... now imagine worse.



Some dumb bitch named Kerry Campbell told Good Morning America last week that she is trying to preserve her 8-year-old pageant participating daughter's face by injecting her with botox, herself. Yes, she does this herself. Kerry thinks the natural lines on little Britney's face are wrinkles... yeah... this is what we're dealing with. This just in: THEY'RE NOT WRINKLES! And even if they were, you don't take reversing them into your own hands!

There are so many things wrong with forcing a young girl to get cosmetic treatments as harsh as botox. Sure, it's "safe"... FOR ADULTS. And an adult is free to freeze their face all they want, go at it all day, who cares! An adult can research it, research doctors and clinics, then come up with a rational decision whether or not to have it done. But planting the idea in your child's head that she NEEDS it (for her wrinkles?? What wrinkles??) is sickening.



Not only is it potentially dangerous to administer botox to a young girl, the message it sends her is so, so damaging to her self-confidence.



Needles are terrifying enough for kids (and adults --hellooo so scared of needles) as it is. There are some children who have medical issues such as diabetes who are forced to have daily injections, and it's absolutely heart breaking. Or think of a sick child who is hospitalized and hooked up to an IV, a needle stuck in their arm 24/7.  So to unnecessarily stick a needle in a child's FACE, no less, is traumatizing! And Britney says her botox procedures hurt her. Well DUHH!

It's not a shocker that the FDA has not approved botox for cosmetic purposes in children. One doctor says sometimes botox is used to correct crossed eyes or in extreme cases, ease the suffering of neurological disorders. But it should NEVER be used for any other reason, and it's not a "do-it-yourself" project. Dr. Richard Besser explains, "If you inject it in the face and it drifts to your throat, it can prevent you from swallowing. If it drifts to your breathing muscles, you can stop breathing. In a young child, if you're chronically using it on the face, it may actually change the shape of your face because your muscles interact with your bones to form what your face eventually looks like."



I bet you didn't take that into consideration Kerry. And clearly she hasn't done her homework when it comes to waxing either. In addition to botox, she also straight up waxes Britney's legs because she thinks it will reduce her hair growth later. An 8-year-old has nothing but peach fuzz, and waxing will only make her scream. And guess what?? We all had to learn how to shave our legs once we were old enough, it's part of growing up. We're not suffering because of it.



As for the psychological side of all this, you're basically telling your daughter she isn't pretty enough. She's going to be obsessed with her face her entire life and focus on all the superficial things. Young girls are typically very self-concious about their looks especially at the age where they hit puberty and everything is changing. Even if she grows up to be drop dead gorgeous, she will still find things wrong with herself and never see her true beauty. Telling her it's okay to get botox opens the door to eventually getting plastic surgery and drastically altering all of her features.



Oh but if she wins a pageant or two, who cares right? And if she becomes famous, she won't have problems... Nope! Lindsay Lohan doesn't have problems, Britney Spears doesn't have problems, Michael Jackson didn't have problems... Get your fucking priorities straight.



Thankfully, ABC News reports Britney has been temporarily removed from Kerry's home while child protective services launches an investigation. It doesn't mean she's lost custody forever but hopefully it's shaken her up enough to realize she's not a good mom! I don't care if it's a "pageant secret" like you say. It doesn't make it right, stupid. What's that cliche saying? "If everyone else jumped off a bridge...??"



But I bet the only thing she regrets is bragging to the world about it...

Two old people trying to have a baby

There should be a law against this.  I'm all for old people still getting it on, but not for old people trying to procreate.

Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt, the 67-year-old husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, 94, is trying to make a baby for them through a surrogate.  The ninth husband of the Hollywood legend tells TMZ he's dropping $100,000 at a fertility clinic to make a baby from his sperm with a surrogate for he and ZZ to keeps.  So wrong.



Fréd says, "It was always my wife's dream for us to have a child ... and even though we won't be using any of her eggs, she would be thrilled to know I'm going through with this."  Oh, so she doesn't even know?  You're just going to surprise a bedridden 94-year-old elderly woman with a newborn baby one day and then call her a bad mother when she can't take care of it?  She's been in and out of the hospital for the past year, and recently had one of her legs amputated.  Sadness.



Plus, Zsa Zsa is already the mother to a grown ass woman, Constance Francesca Hilton, with Conrad Hilton.  But I guess she's not enough...

Prinz von Anhalt continues, "I am so excited!! I hope Zsa Zsa is going to hang around for awhile. I want her to see and hold the baby's hand. She will be a mother again at 95!! It was her wish to have a boy."



Well maybe it's her one regret in life that she's realized since she's been on her death bed that she never had a boy... but that's not the kind of "dream" you make come true in this situation.  How about you adopt a 30-year-old pregnant woman instead and you can make yourselves GRANDPARENTS.

Random pregnancy alert

How the hell?



Kimberly Stewart is pregnant with Benicio del Toro's baby...

A rep for the Oscar-winning actor, 44, confirms to Life & Style, "Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive. Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby."



That's embarrassing.  Honestly, it would be better for your image to have knocked up Paris Hilton.



You may be wondering who the F I'm even talking about here.  So here's a list of things Kimberly Stewart, 31, is known for:

• Being Rod Stewart's daughter.


• The older sister of Sean Stewart, a former patient on Celebrity Rehab.


• Paris Hilton's best friend replacement for Nicole Richie for a minute in 2005.


• Engaged to Talan from Laguna Beach at one point. He's seven years younger than her so I'm assuming it didn't work since he was still in high school.


• Getting featured on MTV Cribs while she was living in daddy's guesthouse.  So it wasn't even HER crib.

That about sums up her spoiled life.  But if you ask her she's a "designer" and a "model".  Now she'll be known as Benny's baby-mamma!  And she's probably excited about putting that on her Hollywood resumé.

Biebz look-a-like! Biebz look-a-like!!

Oh look, Justin Bieber is covering Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie" on YouTube.  WAIT --no.  That's not the Biebz... that's a GIRL straight from LesbiansWhoLookLikeJustinBieber.com covering Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie"!!



Introducing Dani Shay:







Seriously, separated from birth.



I'm sure she wants her own career and all, but that will only happen if you change your haircut first, D.  There can not be two pop stars with that hair, not even a male and a female version.  Otherwise, move to Vegas and become an impersonator but then you're stuck to singing only Bieber songs your whole life...

Dear God why

Charlie Sheen has resorted to taking his clothes off on stage [via DListed]... and he thinks this will make people NOT walk out on his tour??

I'm so sorry for your eyes, Chicago.

Lady Gaga's new perfume to smell like WHAT?!

It's like Lady Gaga had unprotected sex while on her period and thought to herself, "I should bottle this."

Fashionista.com reports the singer has requested of the people hired to create her debut fragrance that it smell of blood and semen.  Just... why?



That's gotta be even more repelling than Sex Panther!

Octomom's film debut

Octomom won't do porn but she'll do this??



TMZ reports Nadya Suleman, a broke ass mother of 14 children, recently filmed a "fetish" video which features her in a black corset and leggings whipping a grown ass man dressed as a baby complete with diaper and bonnet.

Just last week this woman was on Oprah where money expert Suze Orman told her to hire an agent to make some coin... But O-Mom expressed she didn't want to do a reality show and "exploit" her children.  I'm sure this shit will embarrass them so much more though!  Was this really the better option?  Really?

The fuck

This guy was just recently forced into a mental health evaluation from a judge so that might explain this…

[photo via Rap-Up.com]

Upon his release from the ASYLUM, rapper Gucci Mane celebrated by getting an ice cream cone with three scoops tattooed on his right cheek.  Yes, those are also red lightning bolts shooting out of the scoops, and the word “Brrr” written on the cone.



Apparently the new ink is in honor of his record label ‘So Icey’.  But still, it's on YOUR FACE.  FOREVER.



Even Mike Tyson thinks it looks stupid...

You're really gonna do this to Montel?

Montel Williams is an inspiration and you're gonna go and cite him for "drug paraphernalia" at the airport?  He needs that shit!  Don't make him pay for it!

CNN reports the former talk-show host was caught with a marijuana pipe (but no drugs were found) while going through airport security in Wisconsin yesterday.  He was ordered to pay a $484 fine, then went on his way.  What a fucking cash grab.  The guy has MS, okay?  He's gotta use that to smoke what he's gotta smoke to feel better.  Why you gotta go and make this difficult?



I understand he can't use the pipe during the flight or whatever, but maybe he's in so much pain that he needs a hit as soon as he's off his plane.  And sometimes you gotta wait for your damn bag for like an hour!  Montel was just planning ahead!  So insensitive.



I just get so worked up because I've seen this man cry out in pain and it makes me cry!  Jerk bags.

I want to speak his language

I don't know whether to laugh or cry... the only thing I know is I will never hear "We No Speak Americano" the same way again!



Watch as some random dude rocks out in his old man bathing suit, swim cap, and goggles... SENSUAL.







And WHY is the camera person actually zooming in on this?  Just.  No.  I can't.

Sick water moves

Before this video, the grossest thing I had ever seen in a pool was a bandaid...





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Aren't you not supposed to drop acid a full 30 minutes before going swimming??

JetBlue guy is a "rapper" now

What the FUCK is it with these people who are famous for like a second and then think that somehow makes them eligible to put out a rap song??  It's insulting to ACTUAL rappers.  Even ones like Soulja Boy...



As if Angelina's "rap" from Jersey Shore wasn't bad enough, the imbalanced JetBlue flight attendant who snapped, Steven Slater, has now jumped on the rap-wagon too.



Behold, the worst thing you'll experience all day... "I'm Steven Slater Bitches":







And to think, people used to admire him...

The worst PSA for safe sex I've ever seen

I have no idea what the fuck this PSA starring Bristol Palin and Mike "The Situation" from Dancing With The Stars is about... Is it for safe sex or for abstinence?



Whatever it is... Not only is the message not coming across, but it's NOT FUNNY either:







Oh I just figured it out!  It's for Sarah Palin for President in 2012.

Jersey Shore's Angelina "rapping"

This is literally the worst thing I've ever heard in my life.



The squawking you're about to hear is Angelina Pivarnick's "rap song" via People.  The Jersey Shore "star" calls it "I'm Hot".  It should actually be called "I'm Fucked In The Head".







OW seriously.  She makes Heidi Montag's music sound like Charlotte Church.  No offense Charlotte Church...

Horrifying

I don't know why the hell the world needs robot pop stars but Japan has managed to create one...







I'm so not buying this bitch's album.

NO MEANS NO

Michael Lohan is officially a certified psycho.

TMZ is reporting the father of Lindsay Lohan is planning to fuck with his own sobriety and purposely fall off the wagon so he can check himself into the same rehab facility his daughter is at.  He's even planning to stage his own arrest to prove his love for Lindsay.  Fucking lunatic.



This is bordering on abuse now.  Look Mike, Lindsay has made it clear she doesn't want you around her.  If she's ever going to get better, you need to stay the hell away from her.  You're part of the reason she's such a freakin' mess.



Going to these extreme measures to end up in the same place as her is a) stalkerish b) only going to freak her out and c) will most definitely put her recovery in danger.  The exact opposite of what you claim you want for your daughter.  Plus, she's already in rehab, dumbass, stop interfering.  I think the PROFESSIONALS at the Betty Ford Clinic will be able to help her 100x better than you ever will.



And don't you have a record?  You could get your ass thrown in jail for years for this, you idiot!  Wait-- go ahead and get yourself arrested...

The Hoff being a drunk ass moron on a bridge

Looks like he took his Dancing With The Stars vote-off harder than we originally thought...  RadarOnline reports that last week, David Hasselhoff was spotted actin' a drunken fool on an L.A. overpass.

The Hoff was apparently standing on a bridge last Thursday waving his arms in the air to the traffic below (Haaaammered) and even homewrecking country star LeAnn Rimes saw him.  She of course, tweeted about it, writing, "Omg, David Hasselhoff is standing on a freeway overpass in LA waving to people."



David replied minutes later, "It was me on the overpass. I like to make people’s commute a little more fun! Give my love to Eddie."



I mean, that's what we THINK he said.  The tweet actually came through like this, "tit were mee ohm hte poberass i lik too maek popels comyuet aa kittel moer fin gibe ym loev too edidie!!?"

Lenny Kravitz... WHY

Please tell me this is not going to catch on.  Lenny Kravitz's thigh-high wedge boots, man-purse, and wrap... (via People "Style" Watch)

Bitch looks better than I do!

Juice boxes make you gay

That's what this demented radio host is trying to make you believe anyway.  The shit that comes out of people's mouths...







OH MY GOD.  I DO feel like putting lipstick on every time after I drink my little juices!