Gary Busey wants Donald Trump to be President

First of all, who the hell cares who Gary Busey is endorsing for President of the United States? Secondly, what's with the press conference from his bedroom? More specifically, his BED.







Maybe Donald Trump should hire Gary to be the project leader of his campaign and see how much he gets done... MAYBE a sign will get made. But probably not.

Meat Loaf = snap show

Want to seem crazier than Gary Busey?  Just snap on him over art supplies like a 5-year-old child throwing a temper tantrum in finger-painting class.  Except you're not 5-years-old, you're 63.  "You stole my colorsss!"



On last night's Celebrity Apprentice, Meat Loaf succeeded at the impossible... making Gary Busey look good.  The rock star accused the actor of stealing his paints and shit as they were about to make paintings for charity but OOPS, turns out Gary didn't take it... raging dumbass Meat just lost his bag of supplies.  Uh duhhr.







Well, his name IS Meat Loaf.  You gotta have issues to seriously call yourself that.

New Celebrity Apprentice cast revealed

Hollywood actors, famous musicians, a 'Real Houswife', and everyone else who isn't good enough for Dancing With The Stars are set to battle it out in the next season of Celebrity Apprentice.

Donald Trump tells People magazine he had to shoe-shoe away 35-40 people when casting for the 4th season shouting, "We really qualify people!"  He adds, "When we did the very first Celebrity Apprentice people didn't know whether to do it. But then everyone has seen all the winners have gone on to all these great things. Piers Morgan with CNN. Joan Rivers's career took off again. I can't turn on the TV without seeing Bret Michaels. He is the big superstar. They've all done so well."



The competition this year includes (and this is in no way in order of how cool they are):

• Mark McGrath (former frontman of 'Sugar Ray'/ ex-host of 'Extra'/ Mario Lopez-hater/ first person to perfect iced-tips...)


• NeNe Leakes (gossipy bitch from the ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’... like that really tells you which one she is...)


• Richard Hatch (the first winner of ‘Survivor’/ rocks out with his cock out... literally.)


• Star Jones (former co-host of ‘The View’/ likes to Payless for Shoes)


• Gary Busey (actor/ crazy person/ 'Best In Show' horsie)


• Niki Taylor (model/ easy/ breezy/ beautiful)


• Meatloaf (delicious rockstar)


• Latoya Jackson (one of the Jacksons who isn't Michael, Janet, or in the 'Five')


• David Cassidy (the Justin Bieber of the 70′s)


• Lisa Rinna (original "Billie" on Days Of Our Lives/ silicone abuser)


• Jose Canseco (retired baseball player)


• Dionne Warwick (old school singer from the 60′s/ Aretha's main competition)


• John Rich (part of the duo 'Big & Rich' responsible for that "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy" junk)


• Hope Dworaczyk (2010 Playboy Playmate of the Year)


• Lil Jon (rapper/ Shoutie McShouts-a-lot)


• Marlee Matlin (deaf Academy Award-winning actress... she can do anything! Including WIN 'Celebrity Apprentice'!)

The show premieres March 6 on NBC.  Don't underestimate Lil Jon... "OKAY!  WHAT?  YEAH!"