Meat Loaf = snap show

Want to seem crazier than Gary Busey?  Just snap on him over art supplies like a 5-year-old child throwing a temper tantrum in finger-painting class.  Except you're not 5-years-old, you're 63.  "You stole my colorsss!"



On last night's Celebrity Apprentice, Meat Loaf succeeded at the impossible... making Gary Busey look good.  The rock star accused the actor of stealing his paints and shit as they were about to make paintings for charity but OOPS, turns out Gary didn't take it... raging dumbass Meat just lost his bag of supplies.  Uh duhhr.







Well, his name IS Meat Loaf.  You gotta have issues to seriously call yourself that.

Teen Mom arrested for fighting video

Oh this Jenelle Evans is really a gem.  She makes Amber Portwood from the original Teen Mom look like a saint...

Jenelle was featured in season 2 of 16 & Pregnant when she had her baby in August 2009.  Somehow, despite her disgusting behaviour and completely unlikable personality, Jenelle made it to the Teen Mom 2 spinoff.



Probably the worst mother this show has seen yet, the now 19-year-old lost custody of her son Jace to her own mother Barbara last year.  Seemingly unfazed by this, Jenelle continued acting like a fuckup... Examples: stealing her mom's credit cards, getting high, being arrested for possession of marijuana, etc.



TMZ reports she's now she's been arrested again, this time for assault.

On Friday, the website posted an absolutely revolting video of Jenelle mouthing off and then beating up a "friend" named Britany.  I won't even repost it here because it sickens me, but in the footage you can see the reality "star" making this girl bleed and not letting up when it's clear she's unable to defend herself.  Plus her repulsive friends are encouraging this all, one even pushing her into Britany to get things started.



It all went down in FRONT of Britany's house which Jenelle was apparently invited to.  Oh, what a nice guest... She supposedly jumped B over a dude, Keiffer, who is featured in Teen Mom 2.

[Keiffer is Jenelle's boyfriend but not Jace's dad.  The baby-daddy would be her ex-boyfriend Andrew who has been to jail (and may still even be there) himself.  You see, this girl has a GREAT track record.]



Some of the instigators and witnesses of the fight have been arrested too... but TMZ says so did the victim Britany??  This is so fucked up.  In a statement, Jenelle's lawyer says he believes his poor, poor client was setup.  OKAY.



Put this filthy trick where she belongs... in a dirty jail cell where she can soon learn how it feels to get her ass kicked relentlessly.

Jennifer Aniston is a meanie to Heidi Montag

Remember when Heidi Montag went to visit her mom on The Hills for the first time following her plastic surgery and she made that frightening cry face?  Girl has an UGLY cry...

Well apparently Jennifer Aniston has made that face happen again...



Heidi, who makes a cameo in Jennifer and Adam Sandler's new movie Just Go With It, tells US Weekly the actress banned her from the premiere.  HAHA.  She's all, "I'm so upset. I was so excited! This is the first movie I've ever been in and I can't walk the red carpet because Jennifer Aniston decided I was 'too polarizing."



She whines a little more, "I've been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life and it's just really upsetting that she would do this to me. She should know how hard it is to make a career for yourself and to have someone like Jennifer Aniston go out of her way to make things hard for me is really disheartening."

But Jenn's rep is denying this shit saying, "This is absolutely false. Jennifer has nothing to do with who was or was not invited."



And now even Heidi is going back on her story like a dumbass.  She retracted her lies to US Weekly shortly after explaining, "it was all a big misunderstanding. I got my invite and I would have loved to be there, but I had to be Los Angeles with my dogs."



HAHA okay... more like the producers told the ungrateful little brat to drink a warm glass of SHUT-THE-HELL-UP.

Ugly times for Halle & Gabriel

While Halle Berry is trying to make Gabriel Aubry look bad in the media, it's hard to believe she actually has their daughter's best interests at heart... because if she did she wouldn't be trying to cut Nahla's father out of her life and bashing him in public.

It seems as though the actress has nothing to go on here as TMZ reports Halle is claiming her daughter "cries hysterically and throws tantrums" whenever her daddy comes to pick her up for visits.  It leads her to "believe" there's something bad happening to her... well maybe it's because you're letting the child believe her father is a monster?!  Or it's quite possible those outbursts from Nahla are not happening at all.

There's also the reports that Gabriel calls his ex the "N-word"... and is petty, jealous, and an inattentive parent.  Those are some pretty harsh allegations, wonder who made them up?  However, there are also rumors that while G was dating someone else last year *cough Kim Kardashian! cough* Halle would call him to scream and swear at him... She just seems so bitter.  She can't deal with their breakup and the fact that he's moved on (even though she's been dating someone else) now she's out for revenge.  Selfish.

In a statement to Access Hollywood, the Canadian male model refuses to stoop to her level.  Part of it reads, "The fact is that Gabriel is a caring father who shares custody of Nahla. Gabriel fully believes that a consistent and balanced living situation and two loving parents are crucial for their child even if Ms. Berry feels otherwise. He will always defend his rights as a father and will always consider Nahla’s best interest. Halle’s continuing allegations in the press are untrue and irresponsible."



Team Gabriel!

X-Tina is drunk and mouthy

Sup with Christina Aguilera lately?  Does she seriously have rage issues from being compared to Britney Spears all those years ago?  Or maybe she's not coping with her divorce well... cuz a couple of things have gone DOWN lately that are less than flattering for her character.



First, E! News reports the Burlesque actress started a bitch fight with co-star Julianne Hough last Friday.  Apparently X-Tina used her Christina singing voice to scream at the former Dancing With The Stars pro for reasons unknown.  A witness says she got all up in Julianne's face and tried to grab at her and shit.  It ended with everyone feeling the sorries for J-Hough who didn't have her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest to stand on his tippie-toes and defend her.  Don't tell me they were fighting over him...



Then US Weekly came out with a story that Christina got drunk and passed out in Jeremy Renner's bed totally uninvited recently.  She supposedly showed up unannounced to the actor's 40th birthday party at his house earlier this month with her new man Matthew Rutler.  And judging by the fact that the birthday boy's parents were there, it probably wasn't one of those "let's get waaaasted!" parties...  But that didn't stop her!



 Renner was overheard telling friends at a Golden Globe afterparty last Sunday that when he busted X-Tina in his bed, she was slurring her words and her boyfriend was giving her a back massage.  He was all, "Who comes to someone's birthday party that they don't know and gets in their bed?!"



An actual guest of Jeremy's that night added, "Christina was a mess at that party. She acted like a fool. Her boyfriend was shushing her and telling her to go to sleep."



So what does this alleged drunk betch have to say about these rumors?  Her rep denies them obviously calling the first incident "nonsense" and handles the other like this: "When Jeremy Renner's rep says it's not true I don't think it warrants a comment from Christina."

Jeremy's rep didn't exactly call it untrue though... because the statement said, "She was enjoying herself, but she wasn't in his bed."



That's so interpretive.  I'll take it as she WAS hammered then.  And maybe in the spare bedroom.

The latest on Lindsay

Yes, it really has been three months and Lindsay Lohan is now free to leave rehab.



TMZ reports the actress is staying in treatment until at least tomorrow though to take a few more classes before moving into her new Venice, California beach house WHICH just so happens to be located next-door to her ex, Samantha Ronson.  What a stalker.  And P.S. that might not be so good for your sobriety there LiLo uh duhrr... Sam is not stoked about it to say the least.  Just look at her maaad face!

But there's a chance L.L. won't be spending too much time at her new crib anyway as she could be facing possible jail time AGAIN.  Remember that bitch-fight between her and that spaz at the Betty Ford Centre?  Well, according to CNN, police are saying they believe Lindsay committed battery and it's now up to the judge to decide whether she violated her probation or not.  Uh oh!  (Spaghetti-o.)



Previously the judge stated that if Lohan violates the rules of her rehab program or fails a drug test before her next court date on February 25th, she'll be sent to jail for 180 days.  This is the same judge who allowed her to continue her treatment at Betty Ford instead of forcing her back to jail in October.  A new court date is expected to be scheduled for February 1, and Linds might be efffed.



FUH REAL why can't she just stay out of trouble?  She's like the younger, female version of Charlie Sheen!  Except, maybe she'll get Charlie Sheen's luck too and manage to avoid the slammer over this...

Lindsay Lohan hates on her mom now

Lindsay Lohan is finally seeing the light...



TMZ reports LiLo is furious at her mother for going on the Today show to talk about her last week.  Apparently she begged Dina not to make an appearance, but of course, she could never turn down an opportunity for attention.

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Yes, Dina was less delusional than usual, but that's not the point.  The point is Lindsay now realizes how toxic it is that her own mother feels the need to spill to the media about her.  Lindsay is in REHAB, she's not promoting a movie or some shit like that right now.  So really, why is anyone in her family discussing ANYTHING with Matt Lauer and the world??

This whole fucking family needs to understand that there's a time for cameras and interviews (like at movie premieres), and a time for privacy.  If they don't respect their own right to privacy, why should they expect other people to?



At least Michael Lohan has shut his mouth (for the time being) when it comes to his famous daughter.  I never thought I would say this to ANYONE... but Dina, try being a little more like Michael.

Shia LaBeouf VS Frankie Muniz

Who knew these two former child stars hated each other??  HAHA I love it!

Shia LeBeouf recently used an interview with The Bert Show (I don't know?) to bring up his arch rival, Frankie Muniz (A.K.A. Malcolm in the Middle...)  When his success at the movies (six #1's in a row now) was mentioned, Shia was all, "While that's flattering as hell, you could have put Frankie Muniz into any of the movies I was in and it would've still been No.1."



Isn't that kind of dissing himself?  Bert (I'm still not sure...) then pointed out that if Frankie hears this, it could be awkward if they run into each other at a party but Shia responded, "I don't go to many parties and I don't really hang out in Frankie Muniz-type zones."  HAHA!  Haterrr!



Well I guess the whole thing all started back in the day when Frankie was starring in MITM, and Shia was on the Disney Channel's Even Stevens.  In 2003, Shia told EW, "'I used to see him [Frankie] at premieres and stuff and it would always be like he was looking down on me. And then it turned into we're equal, and then it turned into 'Oh Frankie? I know that guy.'"  Well if the guy was a dick...



But Frankie has had enough.  He recently wrote on his Twitter page, "Dear Shia Labeouf. It's getting creepy the fact that you can't stop talking about me. It's been 12 years now. I don't know you. Thanks."



Hmmm... more like: Dear Frankie Muniz, you should be happy someone is still talking about you.  Love Bri.

J-Lo and Seacrest being all catty

Oh please American Idol... it's so obvious your 10th season is going to be a big fat fail and it's really pathetic how you're trying to drum up fake press to get people to tune in...

In Touch Weekly reports there's already "tension" between Jennifer Lopez and Ryan Seacrest on the set.  They say the diva and divo are having temper tantrums over everything from dressing rooms to who gets top billing.  Apparently Ryan is "upset" because he was the one who first suggested J-Lo as a judge and now he "regrets it" because she thinks he's a bigger star than he is.



Aweee!  Life is so hard competing for attention while still managing to make 8-figures on a dying brand...