Bachelor Pad 2 cast - official

Okay the official cast hasn't quite been finalized as there are three "mystery men" from Ashley Hebert's current season of The Bachelorette who haven't been revealed yet... but the other 15 contestants for Bachelor Pad 2 have.



I told myself this was the dumbest reality show on television last summer... yet here we go again and I won't even bother to kid myself-- I'm stoked for all the psychotic breakdowns.

Entertainment Weekly reports the long speculation that ex-lovers Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi will indeed be living under the same roof on Bachelor Pad 2... Yessss! I hate how much I love their drama. And to make shit even more awkward, she's now dating Kasey Kahl, that try-hard who got a tattoo for Jake's "one who got away"-turned-Bachelorette, Ali Fedotowski... I know, it's amazing Kasey ever found a girlfriend.



And the rest of the desperates are...



LADIES:

• Gia Allemand (“The Bachelor” Season 14, Jake Pavelka) - This broad gets a do-over? She fell for Wes on the first season of Bachelor Pad and rumor has it, Vienna came between them after the show... Now Gia is all friendly again with Jake, who he decided he only liked third best on The Bachelor.


• Holly Durst (“The Bachelor” Season 12, Matt Grant) - Not Fred Durst's sister but she used to do it all for Michael Stagliano's nookie. He was on Jillian Harris's Bachelorette season, his identical twin brother is marrying Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas, and he almost married this Holly woman who was merely a contestant once. P'yuhh.


• Vienna Girardi (“The Bachelor” Season 14, Jake Pavelka) - Currently has her heart guarded and protected by Kasey. Had a screaming match with ex-fiance Jake on a Bachelor special following their breakup, with a side of salty tears. Apparently boned Wes?


• Jackie Gordon (“The Bachelor” Season 15, Brad Womack) - Just Jackie. That should be the name of a TV show. Just Jackie.


• Michelle Money (“The Bachelor” Season 15, Brad Womack) - Was the "villain" last season on The Bachelor because all the girls had their feelings hurt by her sarcastic camera comments. But she redeemed herself when she warned the current Bachelorette, Ashley, about this season's Bentley and his asshole "intentions"-- even though he actually sweats douchiness-- apparently someone needed to be warned. Wouldn't be shocked if Bentley was one of those "mystery men"...


• Ella Nolan (“The Bachelor” Season 14, Jake Pavelka) - Single mom who hates on Jake for sending her home on a 2-on-1 date when he was The Bachelor. I hope she screams, "You'll never be my baby-daddy now!" at him. Seriously, why is Jake there? He has to face all these chicks he denied... OH I just got it. He's gonna try and get some. I could totally see him trying to hand out roses again like he runs that shit.


• Erica Rose (“The Bachelor” Season 9, Lorenzo Borghese) - Everybody knows Erica. Okay nobody does. Who?


• Melissa Schreiber (“The Bachelor” Season 15, Brad Womack) - Seriously all this chick is known for is never having a chance with Brad, and starting some bitch fight with another girl who never had a chance either. They both got booted the same night.


• Alli Travis (“The Bachelor” Season 15, Brad Womack - Dumped in a cave.

GENTS:

• Graham Bunn (“The Bachelorette” Season 4, DeAnna Pappas) - G-Bunz, duh... Okay I forget.


• Kirk Dewindt (“The Bachelorette” Season 6, Ali Fedotowski) - Fourth in-line to receiving Ali's final rose if his dad wasn't so creepy on his hometown date... Ali was supposed to meet the family, not all the stuffed, decapitated, dead animal heads in the basement.


• Kasey Kahl (“The Bachelorette” Season 6, Ali Fedotowski) - Should probably cut off his wrist if he doesn't want to get made fun of hard in this game.


• Jake Pavelka (“The Bachelor” Season 14) - Aren't Bachelors and Bachelorettes too good for this show?? Unless, that is, your "acting career" isn't going anywhere...


• Justin "Rated-R" Rego (“The Bachelorette” Season 6, Ali Fedotowski) - The infamous wrestler who hobbled around on a broken foot and had girlfriends back home. And almost crossed over into Jersey Shore when he got with Angelina Pivarnick for a hot minute afterward.


• Michael Stagliano (“The Bachelorette” Season 5, Jillian Harris) - Please tell me there's a DNA twist like Big Brother and he's switching in and out with his twinsie.


• Plus three mystery dudes from Ashley's season. My guesses are Bentley, masked man, and the call-it-what-you-wanna-call-it alcoholic who got loser drunk on the first night.

Bachelor Pad 2 premieres Monday, August 8. Oh and one or two of these jokers will be winning an undeservingly large amount of money. But will it be worth all the sexually transmitted diseases??

'The Situation' gets a spinoff too

Just like DJ Pauly D, Snooki and J-Woww, The Situation has landed a spinoff.

Probably because he whined about it, Michael Sorrentino is the fourth Jersey Shore cast member to get his own series, MTV News announced. Well actually-- he's at least got the chance to shoot a pilot this fall.



As previously posted, Pauly D's upcoming reality show will document his fast-paced life as an in-demand DJ following his exposure on international TV while Snooki and J-Woww are teaming up for the cameras to bring fans their adventures as besties.



So far, no word what Sitch will bring to the table, but he says his MTV show will hopefully feature plenty of “situations”. Let me guess, it will be called “The Situation”... Tired of it already, bro.

Lindsay Lohan fired then rehired from latest movie

Lindsay Lohan was dropped from the upcoming Gotti family movie earlier today before talking her way back onto the cast list.

The film's producer Marc Fiore told TMZ the actress's management (that's code for Dina Lohan) was just too difficult to deal with. FYI Team Lindsay, you can't be all demanding when her career is hanging by a thread... But, the girl isn't completely fucked over...



LiLo spoke to Fiore herself and begged him to be a part of Gotti: Three Generations. He was like, "A'ight," but she will no longer be playing John Gotti's daughter Victoria (her sister from another mister). Instead, she will be taking on the daughter-in-law Kim.



Kim Kardashian was once considered for that role, so you can tell just how challenging it will be...

Lindsay Lohan may have a job

Lindsay Lohan hasn't even officially signed on to play Victoria Gotti in a new biopic about mob boss John Gotti, but that didn't stop her from showing up at a recent press conference for the upcoming film (via DListed).

Victoria, 48, really reeeeeally wants Lindsay, 24, to play her because they look like twins.  I said twins, not mother/daughter.  Plus she's a huge fan of The Parent Trap.  Yeah um, 11-year-old cute little Lindsay Lohan(s) is not the same actress as 24-year-old "can't get my shit together" Lindsay Lohan... for your information Vicky.



John Travolta is already confirmed to play papa John Gotti and even he's cool if LiLo stumbles on board as well.  So I don't get what's holding the family back from hiring her...



What could it be??  OH RIGHT, Lindsay is going to trial soon and faces PRISON TIME.  And the only movies you make in jail are surveillance tapes.



The cast will be announced in the next few weeks for sure though.  If Pauly D isn't offered a role as one of Victoria's sons and they want people to take this shit seriously??  Then they can fuhget aboudit.

Jersey Shore spinoffs

Even if Jersey Shore doesn’t survive past the upcoming season 4 in Italy, at least three cast members will still have jobs in reality television.

TMZ reports Pauly D has officially been given the green light on the spinoff chronicling his career as one of North America’s now most sought-out DJs, thanks to his exposure MTV.  "Yeah buddy!"

Meanwhile Nicole “Snooki” and her best friend/roommate Jenni “J-Woww” will have their lives post-Jersey captured on film also. The network has ordered 12 episodes of each series, both to air in 2012.



As long as Sammi and Ronnie aren’t next… Capital U-G-H.

Explanation please.

What the hell is this about?  Failed Bachelor/Dancing With The Stars loser/pilot/actor-wannabe Jake Pavelka hanging with The Hills star/failed singer/plastic surgery gone wrong'd Heidi Montag and some Real Housewives quitter with a sex tape? (Danielle Staub...) AND some other guy I don't know??

According to People, their sorry asses have come together for a new VH1 reality show where they will revamp a slummy restaurant or whatever in just 28 days.  As if any of them actually know shit about renovations.  I'm assuming it's gonna go something like this:



JAKE: "Dibs on decorating committee! This place needs more long-stemmed roses. Golly!"

HEIDI: "I WOULD be a waitress but like I can barely walk without toppling over, I don't want to like break any dishes..."

DANIELLE: "I'll have my maid do everything. Who wants to see me naked?"

OTHER GUY: "Thanks for letting me be here guys."

HEIDI: "Yeah, like who are you? Do you know LC? Can you tell her I miss herrr?"

JAKE: "Will you accept this rose?"



I guess this is what reality stars stoop to when Donald Trump and Dr. Drew won't take them...

Yet ANOTHER American Pie

People is reporting that Jason Biggs, Eugene Levy, and Seann William Scott (even though he's in rehab) are all set to film like the 37th sequel to American Pie.

I swear Eugene Levy has never given up on this franchise as he has appeared in ALL of the shit direct-to-DVD spinoffs.



Some of the original cast didn't make past the second movie (because they thought they were too good or something back then... Maybe they actually had a chance at a long-lasting career before they fucked it up for themselves a.k.a. Tara Reid, Chris Klein, Mena Suvari...) are in talks to return for the next instillment as well.



Stiffler's mom and that guy who played Tara Reid's orgasm giver are supposed to come back too.  One name I'm not seeing in this article though is Alyson Hannigan.  I'm sure she's real busy with How I Met Your Mother but you can NOT tell me that guy who stuck it in the apple pie and the band camp slut aren't still married!

Brad Womack Bachelor finale & the new Bachelorette

During his second run as The Bachelor, Brad Womack finally found lurve... But it seems as though the woman he chose is not as into it.  Awkward!

Last night on the finale episode, it came down to 2 fan favorites... Chantal O'Brien and Emily Maynard.  Chantal was always professing her feelings for Brad while Emily had the sob story behind her.  Seriously, how many times did they bring up her dead fiance and their love child?  So it seemed as though Chantal was the obvious choice as she had no reservations about starting a life with Brad, they were cute together, had fun, etc.  He seemed completely into her too until this last episode...

[It was the dress... I blame the dress.]

Emily, on the other hand, was always questioning shit.  Sure she's been hurt before, but she wasn't fully opening herself up to Brad cuz she was scared or whatever.  And when he would lay it on the line with her and promise her everything she ever wanted, she totally couldn't accept it.  She was always like, "Well, you know... what if?  And like, well, you know... what about this?  What about that?  You know, like..."



Well, you know, like, he took a chance and proposed to Emily anyway.  He had stronger feelings for her, so you can't really knock him for not choosing Chantal... The heart wants what it wants.  The heart doesn't know rational, yo.



On the After The Final Rose special following the proposal, Emily was freaking the fuck out.  Since it had been a few months since filming wrapped, host Chris Harrison revealed that this special was originally supposed to be their wedding special.  Yeah.  Just like the only 2 other Bachelor/Bachelorette couples that made it, ABC wanted to film their wedding day... but Emily said about getting married right now (and I quote), "I love you, but NO."



Harrison also brought up the fact that Brad and Emily had broken up since the engagement and fought ALOT.  She wasn't willing to move to Austin to be with Brad at this point either.  And although they both said they consider themselves an engaged couple now, she had trouble even answering a yes or no question of whether or not she wants to marry him... Red flags everywhere!

The thing is, Emily couldn't handle seeing Brad get close to the other women once the show aired.  Even though she knew the process was over and that he chose her in the end, she couldn't deal with seeing him romancing other chicks up.  She also said she had a hard time separating her reality from reality TV... So that's when the "success stories" Trista and Ryan, Jason and Molly, and Ali and Roberto were brought out to give them some advice of how they got through watching the show, their lovers loving up on other people, the media scrutiny, etc.  Pretty much, ABC is desperate to make this work.



Meanwhile, Brad was like, "Seriously Emily! I love you! Let's just get married, stop being a weeeeirdo."  But she just seemed super uncomfortable, actually-- like she can't even stand him.  I can totally see her ruining everything.  WHEN Brad gets brokenhearted, it will be because Emily can't commit.  At least this time, she'll be the bad guy and he won't get blamed for being a dink who screwed up on The Bachelor again...



It's simple... Brad knows what he wants, and Emily is sabotaging her own happiness.  Honestly, I think she needs therapy and that's not a bad thing... she's gone through a lot in her life and subsequently, a lot of fears have been created.  Work it out, girl!



In Bachelorette news...

As announced on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Brad's third-place lady, Ashley Herbert, has been chosen to be the next Bachelorette!  Chantal may have been a potential option, but she found another dude after the show finished filming so she's good.



Ashley, who can finally stop going by 'Ashley H.', is a 26-year-old dental student from Maine.  She's adorable and got a hair makeover and EVERYTHING.



Her season debuts May 23.  Hopefully we only have to deal with minimal Brad Womack flashbacks...

Dancing With The Stars season 12 cast

Dancing With The Stars has revealed their season 12 cast... It includes some of the least famous people I can think of.

• Chelsea Kane: a Disney ho who isn't Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato or Selena Gomez.


• Chris Jericho: a WWF (WWE) wrestler from the late 90's/early 2000's who has actually smelled what The Rock was cooking.  Example.  And yes, he's cut his hair since...


• Hines Ward: an NFL player who is on that "Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow" team.


• Kendra Wilkinson: Hugh Hefner's ex-girlfriend, wife, mother, and has the worst intro to a reality show ever.  See?


• Kirstie Alley: actress from Cheers, Look Who's Talking, It Takes Two, Veronica's Closet, etc.  No longer Jenny Craig's bitch.


• Mike Catherwood: Dr. Drew's bitch... well, his radio co-host on Loveline.


• Petra Nemcova: supermodel and a do-gooder so it's hard to hate her.


• Ralph Macchio: the Karate Kid who isn't Will Smith's son...


• Romeo: the son of an old school rapper who isn't Will Smith.


• Sugar Ray Leonard: a boxer and sports broadcaster. I won't say anything sassy about him cuz he can kick ass.


• Wendy Williams: BET talk show host... will need the tallest dance partner available.

Season 12 of DWTS premieres Monday, March 21 and I'm so canceling my season pass on TiVo for this losing bunch...

Will Ferrell cast in 4 episodes of 'The Office'

Good move NBC.  This sort of makes up for the Conan thing.



With news that Steve Carell is peacing out of The Office before the end of this season, it has been announced that Will Ferrell has signed on for a guest spot lasting four episodes.  RATINGS.  "Mmm... GOULET!"

The Anchorman costars will be in three episodes together, with Will doing another one after Steve's last show.  His character is said to be a branch manager just as dense as 'Michael Scott'.  That's what he does best.  That and total asshole.



Entertainment Weekly reports executive producer Paul Lieberstein as saying, "We found Steve Carell when he was nothing but a movie star and we turned him into a television star."



He adds, "We are proud to continue The Office‘s tradition of discovering famous talent, and we hope that once America gets a good look at Will, they’ll see what we see: tremendous raw sexuality."



Tell me they get it on.

Anne Hathaway and Tom Hardy cast in Batman 3

I don't know about this... Anne Hathaway as Catwoman?  Well technically she's not "Catwoman", she's "Selina Kyle" who may or may not eventually become Catwoman.

Director Christopher Nolan made the casting announcement of The Dark Knight Rises to Access Hollywood today saying, "I am thrilled to have the opportunity to work with Anne Hathaway, who will be a fantastic addition to our ensemble as we complete our story."



Also set to star in Nolan's third (and final) Batman movie is Inception star Tom Hardy.  YES!  He. is. so. hot.  He will play "Bane", the comic book character famously known for cracking "Bruce Wayne"/Batman's back putting him in a wheelchair.  Asshole.

You've still got to wait until NEXT summer though, July 2012, to see Christian Bale do his Batman voice for the last time.

New Celebrity Apprentice cast revealed

Hollywood actors, famous musicians, a 'Real Houswife', and everyone else who isn't good enough for Dancing With The Stars are set to battle it out in the next season of Celebrity Apprentice.

Donald Trump tells People magazine he had to shoe-shoe away 35-40 people when casting for the 4th season shouting, "We really qualify people!"  He adds, "When we did the very first Celebrity Apprentice people didn't know whether to do it. But then everyone has seen all the winners have gone on to all these great things. Piers Morgan with CNN. Joan Rivers's career took off again. I can't turn on the TV without seeing Bret Michaels. He is the big superstar. They've all done so well."



The competition this year includes (and this is in no way in order of how cool they are):

• Mark McGrath (former frontman of 'Sugar Ray'/ ex-host of 'Extra'/ Mario Lopez-hater/ first person to perfect iced-tips...)


• NeNe Leakes (gossipy bitch from the ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’... like that really tells you which one she is...)


• Richard Hatch (the first winner of ‘Survivor’/ rocks out with his cock out... literally.)


• Star Jones (former co-host of ‘The View’/ likes to Payless for Shoes)


• Gary Busey (actor/ crazy person/ 'Best In Show' horsie)


• Niki Taylor (model/ easy/ breezy/ beautiful)


• Meatloaf (delicious rockstar)


• Latoya Jackson (one of the Jacksons who isn't Michael, Janet, or in the 'Five')


• David Cassidy (the Justin Bieber of the 70′s)


• Lisa Rinna (original "Billie" on Days Of Our Lives/ silicone abuser)


• Jose Canseco (retired baseball player)


• Dionne Warwick (old school singer from the 60′s/ Aretha's main competition)


• John Rich (part of the duo 'Big & Rich' responsible for that "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy" junk)


• Hope Dworaczyk (2010 Playboy Playmate of the Year)


• Lil Jon (rapper/ Shoutie McShouts-a-lot)


• Marlee Matlin (deaf Academy Award-winning actress... she can do anything! Including WIN 'Celebrity Apprentice'!)

The show premieres March 6 on NBC.  Don't underestimate Lil Jon... "OKAY!  WHAT?  YEAH!"

The cast of Teen Mom 2 revealed

Apparently the split of the hottest couple of the world is just not as big as relatively unknown teenagers with babies... because US Weekly has dedicated this week's cover to the cast of Teen Mom 2.

No surprise here, the one girl who popped out twin girls on season 2 of 16 & Pregnant is a new regular... Leah Messer.  The now 19-year-old and her babies father Corey were only dating a month when they found out they were expecting.  They've since broken up after she cheated on him with her ex.  Her ex who did NOT feel like becoming an instant daddy to not one but TWO kids.  Can't blame him...



Chelsea Houska, 19, had her baby daddy Adam send her a text message on 16 & Pregnant calling her a "fat stretch mark bitch" and followed it up by asking her where and when to "sign the papers over for that mistake" meaning their now 15-month-old daughter Aubree.  What a catch.



Jenelle Evans, also 19, scored herself an even better man, a 25-year-old named Andrew who's in jail.  HOT!  He's a keeper.  On 16 & Pregnant, Jenelle expected her mom Barbara to take care of her son Jace, which resulted in Barbara screaming a lot in her "Bahbwa Wahlters" accent.  Pretty much her mom is the star and she better get the majority of the camera time.



Kailyn Lowry, 18, moved in with her boyfriend Jonathan's family when her own family wasn't there for her on 16 & Pregnant.  Her mom was more interested in getting banged herself, while her father peaced out when she was little.  At least her boyfriend's parents were supportive and helpful... at forcing Jonathan to be there for 'Kail' and their now 11-month-old son Isaac.



Yep, these are the saddest bunch of season 2's 16 & Pregnant.  I wonder what happens to the other girls who didn't make the Teen Mom cut?  Oh right, they have to continue to be MOMS, struggle, and not see their faces on the covers of magazines...

James Franco and Anne Hathaway to host 2011 Oscars

One of Hollywood's biggest stoners, James Franco, will be 1/2 of the hosting team for the Oscars next year.  Anne Hathaway will be the other half.

This seems like such an odd choice, does it not?  But the Academy Awards producers tell Entertainment Tonight, "James Franco and Anne Hathaway personify the next generation of Hollywood icons -- fresh, exciting and multi-talented. We hope to create an Oscar broadcast that will both showcase their incredible talents and entertain the world on February 27."



Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne's Love And Other Drugs/Brokeback Mountain co-star, is probably so pissed right now...

Taylor Momsen suspended from Gossip Girl

Why don't the Gossip Girl producers just fire this ungrateful little snot already??

Deadline reports Taylor Momsen is on an indefinite hiatus from the CW show set to begin after next Monday's episode.  The actress, who plays Jenny Humphrey (a.k.a. Little J), has only appeared on three episodes of GG this season so far... which is no surprise since back in April it was reported she would be absent for most of the beginning of the season for "creative reasons".



But this new lack of screen time comes after Project Runway's Tim Gunn blasted the 17-year-old after his guest role saying, "What a diva. She was pathetic, she couldn't remember her lines, and she didn't even have that many. I thought to myself, 'Why are we being held hostage by this brat?'"



Taylor's offscreen antics include flashing her underage chest in concert recently, dressing in extreme goth make up and stripper heels on a regular basis, smoking, publicly bashing other young Hollywood stars, and blaming her parents for her "miserable attitude".  Straight up, she's mad at the world.



Ohhh yes, she's such a treat!  Her character isn't too far off either...  I sincerely doubt anyone will care if she never comes back to television, including Taylor Momsen herself.  Let the obnoxious trashbag continue to express her hatefulness through the age-inappropriate sounds of her "music" instead.

Bill Clinton in Hangover 2

This is the best news I've heard since it was announced Mel Gibson would NOT be in the Hangover 2... But you know who will be?  Yes, Liam Neeson but ALSO... former US President Bill Clinton!



TMZ reports the 64-year-old has filmed a cameo for the upcoming movie in Thailand.  Hahaha ohhh mahh-nica Lewinsky.

I need to know, was he playing himself??  Does he need to rescue the boys from prison or some shit??  Will he be doing that politician thumb thing??

Cut

Looks like I wasn't the only Hangover fan who wasn't stoked about the news that dirty whore mouth Mel Gibson would be doing a cameo in the sequel... the cast and crew weren't down with the casting choice either.

According to producer Todd Phillips (as reported by Entertainment Weekly), "I thought Mel would have been great in the movie and I had the full backing of Jeff Robinov and his team. But I realize filmmaking is a collaborative effort, and this decision did not ultimately have the full support of my entire cast and crew."



All I'm reading is that Mel Gibson's career is fucked.  As it should be.

Mel Gibson's 'Hangover 2' cameo

Too soon.



Page Six reports Mel Gibson has been cast in a cameo role for the Hangover sequel... UGH.  The rage-hard actor is set to begin filming his cameo in about 2 weeks where he'll play a tattoo artist in Bangkok.

Bradley Cooper, Zack Galifianakis, Ed Helms, and Justin Bartha (hopefully now he'll get more screen time) will all be back for the second film, this time taking a boys trip to Thailand with a "dangerous" stop in Bangkok.  Enter Mel... Ken Jeong, the naked Asian guy from the first movie, will also return to play the badass Mr. Chow.  Wait-- what about Heather Graham?  AND CARLOS!?



Anyway, Mike Tyson's cameo in the first Hangover movie did a lot to help with his image (but it still didn't help me accept his facial tattoo), so Mel Gibson is hoping for the same effect.  Of course he is.

Look, it's one thing for someone like Tom Cruise to do a hilarious cameo to revitalize his career, i.e. Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder... but what did Tom Cruise really do except jump on a couch and declare his love for someone?  Sure he's a little nutty, but he didn't deserve the brutal backlash he received that negatively affected his career...



Mel Gibson, on the other hand, is a racist, being accused of domestic violence, and we all heard his countless heavy-breathing phone calls and voicemails to his baby-mama starring the 'C'-word.  Yeah, I really don't feel like watching his pathetic ass try to make me laugh in what SHOULD BE a hysterical movie.  Hopefully by the time the Hangover 2 comes out, his pathetic ass will belong to inmate #5100281 in federal prison...

Yep, the new Bachelor is Brad Womack again

Why the hell is this guy coming back to the show that burned him so hard??



Last week it was rumored Brad Womack would be returning as The Bachelor, and now it has been confirmed true.

Fuck that's a lot of pressure.  He certainly can't NOT pick anyone again.  I bet ABC has already made him sign a contract promising he won't make a mockery of their twisted dating program twice.  But even after (if) he picks someone, he's going to have to effing marry her and never get divorced for people to finally lay off the guy.  And with that show's success rate...  Good luck with that!



And now that they're reusing old Bachelors, please tell me that the now-single, emotional, turtleneck-wearing, pretentious Jake Pavelka will NEVER get a second chance.

American Idol announces the obvious...

It has been rumored for weeks that Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler would be joining Randy Jackson as the American Idol judges next season, and now it has been confirmed by FOX.

It was announced today on the Idol stage by Ryan Seacrest while streaming online, but there was only one problem... the audio wasn't working during the live feed.  HAHA!  FAIL.  But it is now available with sound if you want to re-watch it.  Although, I'd suggest you don't waste your time... there's really no big surprises.



I think what they SHOULD HAVE done though, was fool us all and bring out the OTHER Randy Jackson, Michael Jackson's brother, as a judge.  Throw us for a little loop...  Surprise! 

Because honestly, why aren't they getting rid of Randy "Dawg, yo, a little pitchy for me, dawggg" Jackson anyway??