Showing posts with label Jesse James. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesse James. Show all posts

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Jesse James & Kat Von D are engaged

Less than a year after he was busted for cheating on his fantastic wife Sandra Bullock, Jesse James has announced he's getting married to Kat Von D.





Do you really think you're ready for this commitment bro?  Like honestly, have you had enough time to work out whatever issues you had that led you to cheat on an amazing woman and not pull the same shit on this other chick?  I highly doubt it.



Especially with this statement to People magazine...



"You know sometimes the public and press gets it wrong. This is one of those times. 2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend. An amazing woman who stood behind me when the world turned their backs."


What a crybaby.  P.S. that's a little insensitive to your ex-wife who did nothing to deserve what you did to her.



Jesse continues:



"I have never met anyone so kind and loving and committed to making the world a better place every day. My love for her is beyond description. So honored that she said 'yes.' Growing old with her is going to be a f----n' blast!"


Kat lady, he said the same things about Sandra by the way.  You're stchupid if you buy this bullshit he's feeding you.  And no one will feel sorry for you when he fucks some random trash bag on the side.



If you cheat on him however, I do feel like people will like you more...

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Jesse James loves to twatter Kat Von D

Every time Jesse James and Kat Von D are photographed in public together, he looks uncomfortable as hell.  It almost looks like he hates her while she's overcompensating and holding on reeeeal tight so he won't run away and stick his penis in someone else...





Righttt?



But apparently that's totally not the case AT ALL.  He luuurves her!  In case you were wondering, that's the reason why Jesse James is on Twitter.  Mmhmm!  Part of me feels like Kat Von D is just pretending to BE him on Twitter though...



Here are just a few of FreeJesseJames' tweets this month to thekatvond:

  • They say True love will always shine through. The only reason I started Twitter again? so I could publicly profess my love for @thekatvond

  • @thekatvond Baby? You make it so easy to do everything I can to show you how Amazing you are. I see it as clear as a bell. My other half.

  • @thekatvond I love you more when your like this. You will never be anything but Beautiful to me.

  • 4 U @thekatvond "A feeling of sadness & longing that is not akin to pain & resembles sorrow only as the mist resembles the rain" Longfellow

  • @thekatvond I have Never Felt so Loved! I'm The Luckiest MoFo in the World!

God they're gonna look stupid when he cheats on her.